Eric Cuntman Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 In fairness, these cunts are no worse than Jewish people at weddings, doing that fucking stupid 'Godfather' dance with a hankie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 18 hours ago, Alfie Noakes Marx said: Blacking up was to disguise themselves from their employer the lord of the manor, as they would be technically begging and doing mischief at one time it was do hide against Cromwells ban on dancing and excess celebration. Nothing to do with either the origins of the dances as Moorish (morris) or taking the piss out of black people. Complaining cunts need as much education as racists. See monumental RACISTS spelt with a fucking C after the A not S in the middle you illiterate knobhead. Captured and hung ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Talking of Morris Dancers, I remember Mark and Lard on their Radio one show having a regular sketch called "Morris Idol" which was a parody of Pop Idol. Lard would be the contestant with his voice altered to sound like a kid and he'd dance in front of 3 judges, one of which was Bernard "Bolton bullfrog" Wrigley. Youtube it. I can't seem to get the link for it. I'll give it a miss thanks. Sounds like a typical Radio 1 pile of horse shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Talking of Morris Dancers, I remember Mark and Lard on their Radio one show having a regular sketch called "Morris Idol" which was a parody of Pop Idol. Lard would be the contestant with his voice altered to sound like a kid and he'd dance in front of 3 judges, one of which was Bernard "Bolton bullfrog" Wrigley. Youtube it. I can't seem to get the link for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 5 hours ago, Rick_B said: Great stuff. We need The Bolton Bullfrog as judge on shit like Britain's got talent. He'll reduce some of these wankers to tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 7 hours ago, Rick_B said: I was right,typical Radio 1 horse shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 23 hours ago, Punkape said: You're fucking stoned again...... suprise suprise...... Never read any Pratchett Punkape old frog? I never had you down as a fucking phillistine. You should read some, it may help you to be more of a person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 5 hours ago, Snatch said: I was right,typical Radio 1 horse shit. There was nothing typical Radio One about Mark and Lard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 48 minutes ago, deebom said: Never read any Pratchett Punkape old frog? I never had you down as a fucking phillistine. You should read some, it may help you to be more of a person. He has a lifetime Subscription to Prolapsed Bear Magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: He has a lifetime Subscription to Prolapsed Bear Magazine. the Reader's Wives section in 'PBM' was brilliant. My mum was in it once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: the Reader's Wives section in 'PBM' was brilliant. My mum was in it once I never saw it. I prefer to read unbiased and factual material on the internet. If it'son the net, it must be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: the Reader's Wives section in 'PBM' was brilliant. My mum was in it once Please tell me it didn't give you the fuckin' 'orn that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 26 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes Marx said: Please tell me it didn't give you the fuckin' 'orn that? Only the issue with my mum in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 8 hours ago, Rick_B said: There was nothing typical Radio One about Mark and Lard. If they were on there then it's of radio 1. They have to toe the BBC line but then you probably think Steve Wright is risque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 On 10/01/2017 at 8:39 PM, deebom said: I've seen the Dark Morris... Have you danced the Dark Morris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 On 11/01/2017 at 9:17 PM, ratcum said: the Reader's Wives section in 'PBM' was brilliant. My mum was in it once I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Hector said: Have you danced the Dark Morris? My cousin once danced with a dark Maurice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 On 12/01/2017 at 0:51 AM, ratcum said: Only the issue with my mum in it It was rather good. Well worth a good session of onanistic self abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 22 hours ago, Hector said: Have you danced the Dark Morris? No. Jason Ogg said it was too dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 On 11/01/2017 at 0:53 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Talking of Morris Dancers, I remember Mark and Lard on their Radio one show having a regular sketch called "Morris Idol" which was a parody of Pop Idol. Lard would be the contestant with his voice altered to sound like a kid and he'd dance in front of 3 judges, one of which was Bernard "Bolton bullfrog" Wrigley. Youtube it. I can't seem to get the link for it. Mark and Lard were the singular only decent thing ever on Radio 1, the rest was/is/always will be fucking shite, all thats on there now is "dance R&B garage grunge" or some bollocks. And I include that dead cunt who married a 15 year old. 2 hours ago, deebom said: No. Jason Ogg said it was too dangerous. you been perving at Nanny again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 Shitey English nonsense. Also, all English women look the same: The tartan on that wifey to the right is troubling me. Obvious low-effort joke: "Which wifey? They're all women and they're all to the right". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Shitey English nonsense. Also, all English women look the same: What? Even the one with the big grey beard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: What? Even the one with the big grey beard? That's a shame saying that about that wee girl. Plus, how can you see the beard through the pixelation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: That's a shame saying that about that wee girl. Plus, how can you see the beard through the pixelation? I don't mention young girls on here, unless I can dupe some dozy cunt into paedo references and get them a holiday... must be all of a week since that happened.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: I don't mention young girls on here... Condition of parole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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