Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 As per the title. I've been to Jamie's Italian in Edinburgh. Hot, noisy, uncomfortable. Food was perfunctory, overpriced and boring. Seems like the sort of place for a 'work night out', so I was seated next to a table of twenty women with peroxide hair and bingo wings, snorting and blubbering into their pinot grigio. If you live off microwave meals and crisps, and you think that something is automatically good if it costs a shitload, then Jamie's Italian is the restaurant for you. Blaming Brexit is just bullshit. The fat-tongued emperor is naked. Jamie's Italian is dreadful, pretentious and NOT EVEN FUCKING ITALIAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 The scales have fallen from joe publics eyes finally - overpriced tasteless slop promoted by the king of spackers and lapped up by spackers - wait till next week when arse clown james o'brian of LBC radio starts his horseshit - he's so far up the spackers arse you can't tell where one ends and the other one begins..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: As per the title. I've been to Jamie's Italian in Edinburgh... I haven't. In fact, I've never been to any of his restaurants, because (a) I wouldn't give the belming little wankcrumpet the steam off my piss, let alone my hard-earned, and (b) I'm not a stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Mm..his gibberances are displeasing to the ear. ..fuk him and his fairy story named bird Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I haven't. In fact, I've never been to any of his restaurants, because (a) I wouldn't give the belming little wankcrumpet the steam off my piss, let alone my hard-earned, and (b) I'm not a stupid fucking cunt. Anyone who buys food from a fish mouthed spacker like him deserves whatever disease they catch when he accidentally spits on their meal as he's hefting that horrifically malformed growth that is his tongue around in his best impersonation of human speech. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 29 minutes ago, Spatchcock said: The scales have fallen from joe publics eyes finally - overpriced tasteless slop promoted by the king of spackers and lapped up by spackers - wait till next week when arse clown james o'brian of LBC radio starts his horseshit - he's so far up the spackers arse you can't tell where one ends and the other one begins..... James o'Brian is egotistical up his own arse wanker who thinks only his opinion should be heard. A terrible broadcaster that should be sacked along with that other complete up his own arse wanker Steve wright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 4 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: As per the title. I've been to Jamie's Italian in Edinburgh. Hot, noisy, uncomfortable. Food was perfunctory, overpriced and boring. Seems like the sort of place for a 'work night out', so I was seated next to a table of twenty women with peroxide hair and bingo wings, snorting and blubbering into their pinot grigio. If you live off microwave meals and crisps, and you think that something is automatically good if it costs a shitload, then Jamie's Italian is the restaurant for you. Blaming Brexit is just bullshit. The fat-tongued emperor is naked. Jamie's Italian is dreadful, pretentious and NOT EVEN FUCKING ITALIAN. A most accurate description, Tata. I'll bet, when the rubber-lipped oaf was making the announcement, he managed to cram in a non-stop five minutes about himself. Self-effacing, as always. Sadly, at the time of writing, only 6 of 42 have closed. Fingers crossed, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 I really can't see how it is the fault if the Brexit vote. As far as I'm aware the UK is still in the EU and will be for a few more years yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: As per the title. I've been to Jamie's Italian in Edinburgh. Hot, noisy, uncomfortable. Food was perfunctory, overpriced and boring. Seems like the sort of place for a 'work night out', so I was seated next to a table of twenty women with peroxide hair and bingo wings, snorting and blubbering into their pinot grigio. If you live off microwave meals and crisps, and you think that something is automatically good if it costs a shitload, then Jamie's Italian is the restaurant for you. Blaming Brexit is just bullshit. The fat-tongued emperor is naked. Jamie's Italian is dreadful, pretentious and NOT EVEN FUCKING ITALIAN. YOU went to Jamie Oliver's and have the cheek to complain??? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 For the sake of clarity, I was given a gift voucher for Jamie's Italian, so wound up only paying for the drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 43 minutes ago, Snatch said: James o'Brian is egotistical up his own arse wanker who thinks only his opinion should be heard. A terrible broadcaster that should be sacked along with that other complete up his own arse wanker Steve wright. Most DJs are like that. The only ones I've really liked are John Peel and Tommy Vance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 8 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: For the sake of clarity, I was given a gift voucher for Jamie's Italian, so wound up only paying for the drink. You should have asked for tap water, don't give the cunt a single penny, and don't tip the waiters either. There's one in York that I've walked past 100s of times, looked at the menu board outside twice, looks a load of pretentious essex wank... there is also some wierd pissy stink since the entrance is through an old coaching archway. Wouldn't go in the place even for a free voucher, you should have fleabay'd it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 17 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: For the sake of clarity, I was given a gift voucher for Jamie's Italian, so wound up only paying for the drink. In a word...REGIFT!! Much to learn, you have! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Hot, noisy, uncomfortable. Sounds like an evening in Katie Price's knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: James o'Brian is egotistical up his own arse wanker who thinks only his opinion should be heard. A terrible broadcaster that should be sacked along with that other complete up his own arse wanker Steve wright. I've spoken to O'Brien a couple times on his show. I used to like him but he's now nothing more than an egotistical bully with his head shoved firmly up his own arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: As per the title. I've been to Jamie's Italian in Edinburgh. Hot, noisy, uncomfortable. Food was perfunctory, overpriced and boring. Seems like the sort of place for a 'work night out', so I was seated next to a table of twenty women with peroxide hair and bingo wings, snorting and blubbering into their pinot grigio. If you live off microwave meals and crisps, and you think that something is automatically good if it costs a shitload, then Jamie's Italian is the restaurant for you. Blaming Brexit is just bullshit. The fat-tongued emperor is naked. Jamie's Italian is dreadful, pretentious and NOT EVEN FUCKING ITALIAN. Abso-fuckin-lutely, as is most of food creations & regurgitations that are coughed-up by the so-called A* chefs AND their service charges to boot. The Roux's are cunts and the Hairy Bikers are well, hairy bikers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 I'm sick of hearing cunts blaming their downfall on brexit. As snatch says, there has been no brexit yet. The company my son works for have got all of their employees crapping themselves in the belief that if brexit happens they're all going to have to move to India or Canada or lose their jobs. Scaremongering cunts. Jamie Olither ith a cunth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 This nom should have simply been entitled "Jamie Oliver Existing". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: This nom should have simply been entitled "Jamie Oliver Existing". Have you eaten in one of his restaurants or were you asked to leave the premises upon presenting yourself ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Have you eaten in one of his restaurants or were you asked to leave the premises upon presenting yourself ? lol. I'm a great fan of his range of "Pukka" pies. They're top drawer cuisine. Anyway, while you're here, fuck off. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm a great fan of his range of "Pukka" pies. They're top drawer cuisine. Anyway, while you're here, fuck off. lol. You're welcome...... Eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: You're welcome...... Eat shit. That's a bit harsh Punkers. Bad day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: For the sake of clarity, I was given a gift voucher for Jamie's Italian, so wound up only paying for the drink. Fucking hell, do they hate you as much as I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Nothing wrong with Olivers food. It's perfectly acceptable fare. I've had far worse in suposedly better places. Though he is a cunt for blaming it on Brexit. The propagandist cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, deebom said: Nothing wrong with Olivers food. It's perfectly acceptable fare. I've had far worse in suposedly better places. Though he is a cunt for blaming it on Brexit. The propagandist cunt. You're probably too stoned or zonked to know what the fuck you were eating or where. You probably rifled the bins there whilst hallucinating on something that had been up a Jamaican's arse. Up yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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