Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Fucking idiots jumping between buildings and making a fucking nuisance of themselves and now another twat has managed to kill himself so that's one fewer of the cunts. Some of the cunts here should take it up, I'll come and watch. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4086792/British-freerunner-20-killed-accident-Paris-Metro-friends-deny-trainsurfing-died.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Don't the Froggies call it 'Parker' or something? Why it is named as a tribute to a Thunderbirds character is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 It's no surprise it hails from France. The cunts are masters at running backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Manky said: Don't the Froggies call it 'Parker' or something? Why it is named as a tribute to a Thunderbirds character is beyond me. Parkour. Thick gravy loving cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't think I need to say too much, do I? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Parkour. Thick gravy loving cunt. I am the antidote to L'Acadamie Francaise. Froggie Manky La Big Mac Big Mac Le weekend Weekend Francoise Hollande Big fat useless froggie cunt with glasses Paris German Army R&R destination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 I have just read Parkour described as the French martial art of running away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Manky said: I have just read Parkour described as the French martial art of running away. Apparently their warm up exercise consists of throwing both of their hands up in the air. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Withers is very quiet considering the goading of les cowerdes francais? Did he ever do parkour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Parcours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Idiot was "train surfing". His mates swear he wasn't, because that would be illegal- and youths who run around climbing on things are nothing if not law abiding. He was also witnessed standing on the clamp between the two carriges as the train was in motion, but I'm sure he was just chasing down old timey train robbers like the good samaritan that he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Withers is very quiet considering the goading of les cowerdes francais? Did he ever do parkour? No. He only does geese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I heard he lost his balance when the train actually departed on time. His previous experience train surfing in the UK made this a totally unexpected and unfamiliar experience for him. Poor sap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Parcours Pourquoi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 No loss. He was french and a freerunner. Survival of the fittest in action for all to witness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apparently their warm up exercise consists of throwing both of their hands up in the air. In the war, the French kept fit by showing Rommel's tank division the quickest way through Belgium and northern France. Now if that's not working to unite Europe I don't know what is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Just now, I know that Cunt said: In the war, the French kept fit by showing Rommel's tank division the quickest way through Belgium and northern France. Now if that's not working to unite Europe I don't know what is. My grandad told me that French and Italian soldiers can be identified by sunburnt armpits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Winner!! Category : Commuting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 On 04/01/2017 at 9:02 PM, I know that Cunt said: Fucking idiots jumping between buildings and making a fucking nuisance of themselves and now another twat has managed to kill himself so that's one fewer of the cunts. Some of the cunts here should take it up, I'll come and watch. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4086792/British-freerunner-20-killed-accident-Paris-Metro-friends-deny-trainsurfing-died.html Fucking good riddance...stupid French cunt deserved to die....it was either by some death defying stunt jumping 80m between buildings or by simply sitting in a cafe drinking expresso minding their own business only to be blown up or shot to shit or have a HGV ram the fuck out of them. If I was French I think I might take up summersalting off rooves as a less risky past time to walking thru an airport or simply down the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Stupid cuntbreeds of unmatched quality, and those selfie daredevil moron chops.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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