camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was supposedly about Sophia Loren, although the girls name in the song is Marie Claire, which suggests he wrote it while sitting in a doctors waiting room reading women's magazines. Marianne faithful became famous when she crawled out from under a stone. Just Wikipedia'd it. Apparently it was about a girl he fell in love with who died in a fire. Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just Wikipedia'd it. Apparently it was about a girl he fell in love with who died in a fire. Nice When you were a nurse did you have to wash the corpses ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: When you were a nurse did you have to wash the corpses ? No. That's left for the undertakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. That's left for the undertakers. So you just washed them when they were alive ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: So you just washed them when they were alive ? You never had a wash Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. That's left for the undertakers. He's just interested in how you wash a stiffy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just Wikipedia'd it. Apparently it was about a girl he fell in love with who died in a fire. Nice So did I, must have read a different page as it said absolutely nothing about that. Awful dismal cunts tune anyway. Sarstead interviewed said this, "Yes, it's a portrait of a poor-born girl who becomes a member of the European jet-set. And yes, there's reference to her growing up on the 'back streets of Naples', so I can see why people may think it was written with Sophia Loren in mind. But that's just a co-incidence. I really wasn't thinking of anyone specific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 37 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes Marx said: Awful dismal cunts tune anyway. Indeed, fuck all this analysis, it's a total fucking cuntfest of a song, sung by a greasy pimp with a "do" that would have made Hair Bear jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: So you just washed them when they were alive ? No. We got the auxiliary nurses to do that. I weren't on the wards for that long. I studied to qualify as a nurse practitioner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: He's just interested in how you wash a stiffy. Does he have a stiffy to wash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does he have a stiffy to wash? That and a fiver if you're offering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. We got the auxiliary nurses to do that. I weren't on the wards for that long. I studied to qualify as a nurse practitioner. Have you never washed a stiffy, gypsy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does he have a stiffy to wash? He no doubt knows a man who has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Have you never washed a stiffy, gypsy? Someone's already asked me that haven't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: He no doubt knows a man who has. I didn't say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Someone's already asked me that haven't they? I didn't mean corpses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I didn't mean corpses! I'm bored now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Ed "Stewport" Stewart has popped his clogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Ed "Stewport" Stewart has popped his clogs. Yes a year ago. 9/1/2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 8 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes Marx said: Yes a year ago. 9/1/2016 Perhaps he's died again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Perhaps he's died again. I was surprised when they announced it last year. I thought he died years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 On 02/01/2017 at 10:53 PM, Lady Penelope said: I am going for Leslie Philips being an early leaver .. any more offers? The queen is this years dead cert along with that cunt of hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 On 08/01/2017 at 11:27 PM, nocti said: Fingers crossed for the attention-whoring dog-felching fucking cunt Robbie Williams. I've prayed, called out my wishes into the ether, and even sent IS some crudely drawn pictures of Mohammed with "Lots of love, Robbie" on them. So hurry up and croak it you vacuous talent-starved stack of shit. Robbie will be found dead on a toilet with a Ginsters in his arse, pills in his stomach, spunk in his mouth with the sound of angels playing in his ears. Fat talentless cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Robbie will be found dead on a toilet with a Ginsters in his arse, pills in his stomach, spunk in his mouth with the sound of angels playing in his ears. Fat talentless cunt I hold onto hope the authorities will catch Punkape in Robbie's arse and put him away. His interest in shagging corpses is disturbing, to put it lightly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 John Hurt has snuffed it, cancer got him. I hope you are pleased Frank, you heartless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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