Guest JackoTC Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Its just not me, but since I've had a couple of Stollies and fresh orange already, I've decided to turn over a new leaf. From now on I'm not going to make snide comments or try to wind anyone up. I'd like to publicly apologise to anyone I've had a go at in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Fuck off then. You don't belong here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Tumbleweed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Waste of time this nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Fucking hell no. Surely this is a drunken mistake? Shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 I wondered what was diverting the grapes of wrath from my Oscar Cainer nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 3 hours ago, JackoTC said: Its just not me, but since I've had a couple of Stollies and fresh orange already, I've decided to turn over a new leaf. From now on I'm not going to make snide comments or try to wind anyone up. I'd like to publicly apologise to anyone I've had a go at in the past. I suppose you'll be wanting a gender reassignment to go with that then, you fairy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 4 hours ago, JackoTC said: Its just not me, but since I've had a couple of Stollies and fresh orange already, I've decided to turn over a new leaf. From now on I'm not going to make snide comments or try to wind anyone up. I'd like to publicly apologise to anyone I've had a go at in the past. Here comes highland granny, big ole tits and a hairy fanny... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 5 hours ago, JackoTC said: Its just not me, but since I've had a couple of Stollies and fresh orange already, I've decided to turn over a new leaf. From now on I'm not going to make snide comments or try to wind anyone up. I'd like to publicly apologise to anyone I've had a go at in the past. You've only had a couple, that is generally the "amiable" level of alcohol, no longer sober where you recognise everyone's a cunt, not pissed enough to start on them for being a cunt. It's just a pause for breath between rants. You cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Thank you all so much for your kind words. I and forgive those who have been slightly more cutting about my attempts to live a good life from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 6 hours ago, JackoTC said: Its just not me, but since I've had a couple of Stollies and fresh orange already, I've decided to turn over a new leaf. From now on I'm not going to make snide comments or try to wind anyone up. I'd like to publicly apologise to anyone I've had a go at in the past. What a relevant nom, and not ironic in the least, you painfully unfunny, self-pitying, self-obsessed drunken anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 6 hours ago, JackoTC said: Its just not me, but since I've had a couple of Stollies and fresh orange already, I've decided to turn over a new leaf. From now on I'm not going to make snide comments or try to wind anyone up. I'd like to publicly apologise to anyone I've had a go at in the past. It seems your noble intent is meeting with some harsh criticism Jacko. They clearly have no idea you're one of the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Thank you, thank you. I'm liking all of these comments for you all. I've just sold my collection of vintage pornography on Gumtree and I am about to buy a collection of church brass rubbings from Ebay to replace it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 15 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I've just sold my collection of vintage pornography on Gumtree and I am about to buy a collection of church brass rubbings from Ebay to replace it. Have you heard about the lecherous Scotsman who lured a girl up to his attic to see his etchings? .... He sold her four of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 26 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Thank you, thank you. I'm liking all of these comments for you all. I've just sold my collection of vintage pornography on Gumtree and I am about to buy a collection of church brass rubbings from Ebay to replace it. Re my Gumtree purchase: One more thing before the cash is in the post, are ALL of the DVDs with or without dustcovers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 30 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Thank you, thank you. I'm liking all of these comments for you all. I've just sold my collection of vintage pornography on Gumtree and I am about to buy a collection of church brass rubbings from Ebay to replace it. Rubbing brass in church sounds like fun. Is it at all like Knobbing The Nun up the backdoor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: Thank you all so much for your kind words. I and forgive those who have been slightly more cutting about my attempts to live a good life from now on. "it is better to be truthful and good, than to not", Fred Benson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Just now, nobgobbler said: "it is better to be truthful and good, than to not", Fred Benson. "What a load of old bollocks", Roadkill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 9 hours ago, JackoTC said: Its just not me, but since I've had a couple of Stollies and fresh orange already, I've decided to turn over a new leaf. From now on I'm not going to make snide comments or try to wind anyone up. I'd like to publicly apologise to anyone I've had a go at in the past. I feel I should intervene and bring you back Jacko. I think you're a spastic and a waste of fucking life, but a cunt is a terrible thing to waste. Sort yourself out you fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: "What a load of old bollocks", Roadkill. "Bawsy understands the reference". Nobgobbler. Oh, and he knows where you live, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Rubbing brass in church sounds like fun. Is it at all like Knobbing The Nun up the backdoor? "rubbing brass" sounds more like a tit-wank to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Fuck being nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 21 hours ago, JackoTC said: Thank you, thank you. I'm liking all of these comments for you all. I've just sold my collection of vintage pornography on Gumtree and I am about to buy a collection of church brass rubbings from Ebay to replace it. Yes Jacko, I'm looking forward to receiving it. I've been racking my brains what to give our local Rabbi for his birthday next week but it's sorted now. Many thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 On 2-1-2017 at 0:34 PM, JackoTC said: Its just not me, but since I've had a couple of Stollies and fresh orange already, I've decided to turn over a new leaf. From now on I'm not going to make snide comments or try to wind anyone up. I'd like to publicly apologise to anyone I've had a go at in the past. Why do you use Judge Death as you avatar? And does the 'TC' in your moniker stand for Twatty Cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 19 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Why do you use Judge Death as you avatar? And does the 'TC' in your moniker stand for Twatty Cunt? He's obviously into classic comics. I bet he's got a plethora of flowery, charity shop shirts to accompany his greasy ponytail each time he visits his 'pals' at the local board game shop for a Dungeons & Dragons wank-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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