Eric Cuntman Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: who are you, the Fat fuckin Controller or summat? He is 'the Oracle', when ITV switched him off in 1992 he mutated and evolved into an internet entity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: who are you, the Fat fuckin Controller or summat? My career path took me in and out of NASA and JPL on several occasions, although the Voyager programme was a bit before my time. I miss my tradesman days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It's not had any maintenance in over 30 years and it's travelled through some of the harshest stuff a solar system can throw at a spacecraft. A lot of the instruments don't even work anymore, so it'll probably be dead long before the 30's. Does Mrs Killer know you're writing about her on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He is 'the Oracle', when ITV switched him off in 1992 he mutated and evolved into an internet entity. All I know is he's not the man I married Ericly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's mostly powered by plutonium radioisotopes, so loss of solar energy isn't the major issue. There's been an ongoing shut down of instrument systems to preserve power ever since it left the solar system - starting with the cameras that took these final images. By switching other things off and on again it should be possible to keep it going for a good few decades yet. Unless it crashes into one of those Soviet cosmonaut space pods the USSR was throwing everywhere in the early sixties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: My career path took me in and out of NASA and JPL on several occasions, although the Voyager programme was a bit before my time. I miss my tradesman days. I think you mean your career trajectory CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Does Mrs Killer know you're writing about her on here? No. I shut down her systems and decommissioned her back in '09. She's working as a botanist these days, the daisies love her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: No. I shut down her systems and decommissioned her back in '09. She's working as a botanist these days, the daisies love her. fuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Unless it crashes into one of those Soviet cosmonaut space pods the USSR was throwing everywhere in the early sixties. Skylab broke up and crashed over Western Australia, I bet that shit the life out of a few sheep farmers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Cuntybaws what's your take on the Black Knight satellite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Skylab broke up and crashed over Western Australia, I bet that shit the life out of a few sheep farmers. Totally "by accident" I'm sure .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 21 minutes ago, ratcum said: who are you, the Fat fuckin Controller or summat? This is,what happens when you get a Professor Brian Cox fixation. Although serious it is simple to cure - with the demise of the patient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It's mostly powered by plutonium radioisotopes, so loss of solar energy isn't the major issue. There's been an ongoing shut down of instrument systems to preserve power ever since it left the solar system - starting with the cameras that took these final images. By switching other things off and on again it should be possible to keep it going for a good few decades yet. Somewhat like a Lada Riva then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 @'eavensabove Is that a Chernobyl reference? Have some fucking respect you bastard. You make me sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 10 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Fuck it all, I was fast asleep You should've waited up. The fireworks in particular were one of ISIL's more counter-productive displays. They fucked up during the final seconds though, as The London Eye is still standing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: @'eavensabove Is that a Chernobyl reference? Have some fucking respect you bastard. You make me sick. Have a Rennie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Have a Rennie. Oh come on! I threw you a fucking bone there and you're too much of a tard to notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 'I saw a shooting star last night, I wished on it but it was just a satellite"' Last vely stuff. 'A New England' sang by Kirsty McColl. (I know Billy Bragg wrote it) Shame she went for a swim and got twatted by a motorbike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Oh come on! I threw you a fucking bone there and you're too much of a tard to notice. Take a couple of Chernobyl then. 50mg should do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: My career path took me in and out of NASA and JPL on several occasions, although the Voyager programme was a bit before my time. I miss my tradesman days. Fucking don't........... 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Skylab broke up and crashed over Western Australia, I bet that shit the life out of a few sheep farmers. Totally "by accident" I'm sure It was by accident, they aimed it at Washington, but the Outback was a close a shot as they could get, the useless commie fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's mostly powered by plutonium radioisotopes, so loss of solar energy isn't the major issue. There's been an ongoing shut down of instrument systems to preserve power ever since it left the solar system - starting with the cameras that took these final images. By switching other things off and on again it should be possible to keep it going for a good few decades yet. 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: It's not had any maintenance in over 30 years and it's travelled through some of the harshest stuff a solar system can throw at a spacecraft. A lot of the instruments don't even work anymore, so it'll probably be dead long before the 30's. However if any satellite can prove the sceptics wrong it'd be Voyager 1. Are you both standing in for Professor Roops while she' son holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: Are you both standing in for Professor Roops while she' son holiday? You shouldn't envy those smarter than you, Snatch. Nice spelling mistake by the way. Adds character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You shouldn't envy those smarter than you, Snatch. Nice spelling mistake by the way. Adds character. Wasn't a spelling mistake,it was auto correct and I never bothered checking. I'm not jealous of those who are smarter just the same as I'm not jealous of those who think they know it all. Google is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: Wasn't a spelling mistake,it was auto correct and I never bothered checking. I'm not jealous of those who are smarter just the same add I'm not jealous of those who think they know it all. Google is a cunt. We were discussing a mutually interesting topic. Voyager is one of my favourite things to talk about. After Chernobyl and Fukushima. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: We were discussing a mutually interesting topic. Voyager is one of my favourite things to talk about. After Chernobyl and Fukushima. Fucking riveting topic Chernobyl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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