Guest deebom Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 God made me do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The religious mob used to accuse Darwinists of manufacturing and planting dinosaur bones to discredit the bible. The simple fact is that if you add up the ages of the prophets who allegedly wrote the bible from the point of the creation, the world is less than 10.000 years old, we can Carbon date lumps of wood to older than that. Religion is for sheep who cannot come to terms with their own mortality and prefer to believe that when they die they go to the sky fairy and live in paradise. Childish cunts. They also forget that the bible has been re-written numerous times by twats from all over the known world, century after century, and depending on who had the power at the time it was written to suit their political ends. I still reckon we'll all be worshipping a a Jeffery Archer novel in 10,000 years, they're about as believable and as well written, but no-one re-writes them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 17 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: They also forget that the bible has been re-written numerous times by twats from all over the known world, century after century, and depending on who had the power at the time it was written to suit their political ends. I still reckon we'll all be worshipping a a Jeffery Archer novel in 10,000 years, they're about as believable and as well written, but no-one re-writes them. Imagine if Archers novels became the basis for a new religious movement, they could call themselves the '7'th day Bullshitters'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 hours ago, deebom said: God made me do it. God gave you the free will to choose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 hours ago, deebom said: God made me do it. God gave you the free will to choose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 27 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: They also forget that the bible has been re-written numerous times by twats from all over the known world, century after century, and depending on who had the power at the time it was written to suit their political ends. I still reckon we'll all be worshipping a a Jeffery Archer novel in 10,000 years, they're about as believable and as well written, but no-one re-writes them. Very poor research....in fact nothing but bullshit. All four Gospels were written more or less simultaneously and differ very little.Modern day Christianity was based on the life of Jesus in the Gospels not the life of Noah or Balthazar. Your just an anti-Christ fuckwit with no faith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: Very poor research....in fact nothing but bullshit. All four Gospels were written more or less simultaneously and differ very little.Modern day Christianity was based on the life of Jesus in the Gospels not the life of Noah or Balthazar. Your just an anti-Christ fuckwit with no faith. Jesus did not play golf you fuck-weasel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: Very poor research....in fact nothing but bullshit. All four Gospels were written more or less simultaneously and differ very little.Modern day Christianity was based on the life of Jesus in the Gospels not the life of Noah or Balthazar. Your just an anti-Christ fuckwit with no faith. I am an anti-Christ. I am an anarchist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Jesus did not play golf yu fuck-weasel! Really ? I thought he played in the Nazareth foursomes with Judas Iscariot..... and The Bethlehem Masters..... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Really ? I thought he played in the Nazareth foursomes with Judas Iscariot..... and The Bethlehem Masters..... Fuck off. Knob Jockey lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Knob Jockey lol Ebola and diphtheria for you in 2017.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Ebola and diphtheria for you in 2017.... lol. Fowl pest for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The religious mob used to accuse Darwinists of manufacturing and planting dinosaur bones to discredit the bible. The simple fact is that if you add up the ages of the prophets who allegedly wrote the bible from the point of the creation, the world is less than 10.000 years old, we can Carbon date lumps of wood to older than that. Religion is for sheep who cannot come to terms with their own mortality and prefer to believe that when they die they go to the sky fairy and live in paradise. Childish cunts. I can't argue with your reasoning. Well put, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Very poor research....in fact nothing but bullshit. All four Gospels were written more or less simultaneously and differ very little.Modern day Christianity was based on the life of Jesus in the Gospels not the life of Noah or Balthazar. Your just an anti-Christ fuckwit with no faith. Ask any modern scholar of ancient hebrew and they will tell you just how badly translated the old testament was. The new testament is a Roman set of fictional works commissioned to quosh a slave rebellion thus allowing the Roman forces to concentrate on outside threats. The whole thing is a made up distortion and was only corrected by Muhammed later on , may you see his wisdom, inshalla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Very poor research....in fact nothing but bullshit. All four Gospels were written more or less simultaneously and differ very little.Modern day Christianity was based on the life of Jesus in the Gospels not the life of Noah or Balthazar. Your just an anti-Christ fuckwit with no faith. I don't need any reasearch, "the bible", which is what I was talking about, is a made up fucking story. It is based on numerous ancient texts, translations, re-writings, adjustments and general fucking about with. It also doesn't matter which bible you talk about, since they are all versions. The oldest sources of which are probably Jewish, not Left Footer Paedo Cunt Catholics. Now research some home cleaning fluid cocktails please, and don't forget to taste-test them. All of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Jesus did not play golf you fuck-weasel! He didn't drive one either, he came down from heaven on a Yamaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 19 hours ago, Ape said: Fuck off. You should be thanking me. This nom was being utterly ignored until I stepped in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, JackoTC said: You should be thanking me. This nom was being utterly ignored until I stepped in. You're still the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: You're still the best on here. Thanks Ed, I knew I could rely on you. I find I can manipulate and cajole most of the mug punters on here into saying anything. But class like your good self will never be fooled. I'm having a Kopparberg cider at the mo. Foul stuff, full of artificial sweeteners and chemicals. I'm going to use the other bottle to take the birdshit off the decking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, JackoTC said: Thanks Ed, I knew I could rely on you. I find I can manipulate and cajole most of the mug punters on here into saying anything. But class like your good self will never be fooled. I'm having a Kopparberg cider at the mo. Foul stuff, full of artificial sweeteners and chemicals. I'm going to use the other bottle to take the birdshit off the decking. I look forward to the pictures on Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 13 minutes ago, JackoTC said: You should be thanking me. This nom was being utterly ignored until I stepped in. The only thing I want you to step in is an industrial wood chipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 14 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Thanks Ed, I knew I could rely on you. I find I can manipulate and cajole most of the mug punters on here into saying anything. But class like your good self will never be fooled. I'm having a Kopparberg cider at the mo. Foul stuff, full of artificial sweeteners and chemicals. I'm going to use the other bottle to take the birdshit off the decking. Is that before or after drinking it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: The only thing I want you to step in is an industrial wood chipper. There seems to a glut of mindless insults on here at the minute. Nothing very clever at all. You suck cock etc etc. The unimaginative kill yourself variations. I'm not having a go at you Ape, its not your fault. God didn't bless us all with intelligence. And to be fair, we need a good mix on here to make it all work, but some of the latest intake are just on here constantly, posting repetitive shite. Still....we all know who they are, and why they need something to do during the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that before or after drinking it? It'd have to exist for him to drink it. Jackers is Calvinist stock from Oban, the only thing he drinks is mother's bitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, JackoTC said: There seems to a glut of mindless insults on here at the minute. Nothing very clever at all. You suck cock etc etc. The unimaginative kill yourself variations. I'm not having a go at you Ape, its not your fault. God didn't bless us all with intelligence. And to be fair, we need a good mix on here to make it all work, but some of the latest intake are just on here constantly, posting repetitive shite. Still....we all know who they are, and why they need something to do during the day. I agree with Jackie; menstrual blood is a viable alternative to cranberry sauce during your festive period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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