ratcum Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 38 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Thanks Alfie. I appreciate the support. It was a difficult Christmas. I was sat there with a glass of bleach in hand on Christmas Eve, but then one of those humanitarian appeals came on, I had a jolly good laugh and thought better of it. Stickly!! Released just in time to join the roll of death that seems to be taking all our cherished celebrities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Thanks Alfie. I appreciate the support. It was a difficult Christmas. I was sat there with a glass of bleach in hand on Christmas Eve, but then one of those humanitarian appeals came on, I had a jolly good laugh and thought better of it. Bill, I campaigned tirelessly for your release. I sold all my dignity by sucking up to Roops and endlessly begging her for your return. You're more than half a dozen posts into your second coming and you have yet to make me laugh. You've got until 8pm tonight to post something funny, and if you don't I'm coming for you. Consider yourself warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bill, I campaigned tirelessly for your release. I sold all my dignity by sucking up to Roops and endlessly begging her for your return. You're more than half a dozen posts into your second coming and you have yet to make me laugh. You've got until 8pm tonight to post something funny, and if you don't I'm coming for you. Consider yourself warned. Poor young William's return can only be likened to Manky's arse after 3 days of drinking Northern beer and eating dodgy curries, i.e: a stream of wet shit. You can fuck off as well, you have become a bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 I'm getting a bit sick of Eric Idle. A clever cunt but turning everything into a musical is starting to get me vexed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 7 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: You're too kind. I'll work on it though. I'll try and emulate some of the newer spastics on here in future who can barely string three words together. Useless, grovelling turd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm getting a bit sick of Eric Idle. A clever cunt but turning everything into a musical is starting to get me vexed. Ratty, please don't take this personally, but can I possibly tell you to fuck off, think hard, and return with some funny quip. You are as boring as Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 hours ago, cuntspotter said: So am I. I caught it off a door handle. Euphemism or public health warning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Piston said: Euphemism or public health warning? PHW....Natch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: PHW....Natch. Door knobs (fnaarrr) too? I'll be sure to wash my hands after handling, or knobbing for that matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bill, I campaigned tirelessly for your release. I sold all my dignity by sucking up to Roops and endlessly begging her for your return. You're more than half a dozen posts into your second coming and you have yet to make me laugh. You've got until 8pm tonight to post something funny, and if you don't I'm coming for you. Consider yourself warned. That sounds awfully homoerotic. Have you become a limp wristed chutney ferret in my absence? You'd think I'd be the one to turn to homosexuality having been locked up for so long, but it seems you've become a real Woofter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 57 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ratty, please don't take this personally, but can I possibly tell you to fuck off, think hard, and return with some funny quip. You are as boring as Bill. right you are squire. I've been studying your form on here, so there may be some material I could make funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: How many other cadavers are there entombed in the dungeons Spot? 8 hours ago, cuntspotter said: a few.... I hang them the right way up for Christmas Day. I shouldn't think they'd notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 9 hours ago, southerncunt said: Top Dog Billy Stickers is back. The Top Dog came back - because he can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Top Dog came back - because he can. Baws, I'm fragile. A lot of high profile cunts campaigned for my release and I've lacked the expected panache. The last thing I need is a stalwart such as yourself rubbing salt into the wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Baws, I'm fragile. A lot of high profile cunts campaigned for my release and I've lacked the expected panache. The last thing I need is a stalwart such as yourself rubbing salt into the wound. You'll bounce back, Bill, I have faith in you. You're pedigree scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You'll bounce back, Bill, I have faith in you. You're pedigree scum. I am aren't I? Give it a few days and I'll be bullying the bottom feeders like nobodies business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I am aren't I? Give it a few days and I'll be bullying the bottom feeders like nobodies business. No you won't. Seriously Bill, you must be dead from the neck up - You've had two posts deleted after returning from a lengthy ban. Keep your nose clean or fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 11 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I am aren't I? Give it a few days and I'll be bullying the bottom feeders like nobodies business. Well good luck with that. Still the bullshitting idiot you always were. I'm glad your back,I can look forward to you getting banned again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: No you won't. Seriously Bill, you must be dead from the neck up - You've had two posts deleted after returning from a lengthy ban. Keep your nose clean or fuck off. He's a poundland, discount version of me. I take it all back, fuck the cunt off, he brings nothing to the table anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 The main failing was that the title should have been "The inexplicable hilarity of the Christmas Cardie or Cardigan". Other than that a good comeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: He's a poundland, discount version of me. I take it all back, fuck the cunt off, he brings nothing to the table anymore. Now two versions of poundland, one that still charges a pound and another where everything is discounted to 90p .. which one is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: No you won't. Seriously Bill, you must be dead from the neck up - You've had two posts deleted after returning from a lengthy ban. Keep your nose clean or fuck off. Go on, you know you want to..................... 1 hour ago, Decimus said: He's a poundland, discount version of me. I take it all back, fuck the cunt off, he brings nothing to the table anymore. Bollocks, you're the Pounldand version, he's not even a Five n Dime* *please forgive the Murricanism, it is Christmas afterall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Go on, you know you want to..................... Bollocks, you're the Pounldand version, he's not even a Five n Dime* *please forgive the Murricanism, it is Christmas afterall. You are sounding more and more like Rother's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Go on, you know you want to.................. She knows we want her to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Poor young William's return can only be likened to Manky's arse after 3 days of drinking Northern beer and eating dodgy curries, i.e: a stream of wet shit. You can fuck off as well, you have become a bore. Fuck off, Withers, you pillow-biting, horse-eating cunt. Carry on with this sort of bilge and I'll be sending you to Coventry along with Bill. Keep your big French beak out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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