Bubba C Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: Wall's Viennetta?, it is a special occasion. How the other half live. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bubba C said: How the other half live. Yes, in a fantasy world. Have a good 2017 you complete whinging Welsh moron... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 If we took Dale Winton to CERN, stuff him in one of the detectors of the Large Hadron Collider, bombard him with photons at 500gev for 3 hours then set fire to the cunt, would he renounce being a sailor on the chocolate ocean. Or would it be better just to drill a million holes in him with a rusty earth auger. For fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: If we took Dale Winton to CERN, stuff him in one of the detectors of the Large Hadron Collider, bombard him with photons at 500gev for 3 hours then set fire to the cunt, would he renounce being a sailor on the chocolate ocean. Or would it be better just to drill a million holes in him with a rusty earth auger. For fun. Fuck off you stupid cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fuck off you stupid cunt Moi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Wall's Viennetta?, it is a special occasion. might be difficult to force into the bowels of your guests. Maybe more of a mivi style if they still do them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 37 minutes ago, Wolfie said: While I am not defending him, most of Bono's wealth is borne from U2 – which isn't The Boomtown Rats. Geldof, in contrast, has accumulated a personal fortune estimated at over £30m (which he has allegedly ensured tax authorities can’t interfere with). Since Band Aid’s 1984 Xmas no.1, people in Africa are still poor and starving, yet this greedy, self-serving shitcunt has become rich beyond his wildest dreams. The Grim Reaper must be very pissed this Christmas. We are missing something here. For public consumption they are generous and caring, albeit with other peoples dosh. I bet that in private they wouldn't give a door a bang on a windy day. I reckon all this plastic philanthropy is as a result of a childhood where 5lbs of gold is worth less than 5lbs of potatoes. I have heard they convert all their treasure into Maris Pipers and keep them locked in an air-conditioned vault in the 1st National Cayman Islands Spud Bank. Horrible pair of cunts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frank Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: You stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: You stupid cunt. Frank, I can forgive your boring posts. I can forgive your whole one-trick pony persona. What I can't forgive is the waste of oxygen you have become. Your previous incarnations were bad. With your latest you are dredging the pits to some tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: Frank, I can forgive your boring posts. I can forgive your whole one-trick pony persona. What I can't forgive is the waste of oxygen you have become. Your previous incarnations were bad. With your latest you are dredging the pits to some tune. I know Manky, it's been noted. We very rarely cross paths on here. Why do you think that is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 Just now, Frank said: I know Manky, it's been noted. We very rarely cross paths on here. Why do you think that is? Because you are a knob and stuck in the past, back in the days when Decs and Stickers still had a bit of credibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 25 minutes ago, Manky said: Because you are a knob and stuck in the past, back in the days when Decs and Stickers still had a bit of credibility. He might be life expired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 Carrie Fisher's mam has just kicked the bucket, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Carrie Fisher's mam has just kicked the bucket, too. She can fuck off as well. Apparently, she used to turn up for private "auditions" with directors with no trolleys on. Completely fucking batshit like her daughter. Although I must confess, I would have shagged Carrie's arse red raw when she did Return of the jedi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: She can fuck off as well. Apparently, she used to turn up for private "auditions" with directors with no trolleys on. Completely fucking batshit like her daughter. Although I must confess, I would have shagged Carrie's arse red raw when she did Return of the jedi. Always thought she had a face like a horse but I doubt it would have mattered when you had her bent over a model of the Millennium Falcon backstage at a Star Wars convention in '83. The crazy ones often tend to have the nicest bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Carrie Fisher's mam has just kicked the bucket, too. Debbie Reynolds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 15 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Debbie Reynolds All this will be too much for Burt Reynolds......he won't last the day.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: All this will be too much for Burt Reynolds......he won't last the day.... lol. Well strike me blind a nom from you with no reference to queers, golf or aids and quite funny to boot. Fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Well strike me blind a nom from you with no reference to queers, golf or aids and quite funny to boot. Fuck! Faggots like you can't play golf because you have AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: All this will be too much for Burt Reynolds......he won't last the day.... lol. Stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Faggots like you can't play golf because you have AIDS. The corner of my mouth almost twitched with something approaching humour. But only almost. Dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 13 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The corner of my mouth almost twitched with something approaching humour. But only almost. Dickhead. "Put another prawn on the barby Bruce" said Ramone, Bruce's rent boy lover.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Stupid fucking cunt. Wasn't the great train robber Bruce Reynolds related to Burt Reynolds ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Wasn't the great train robber Bruce Reynolds related to Burt Reynolds ? Buster Edwards did well for himself when he turned his back on crime and formed 'Genesis' with Peter Gabriel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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