Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 5 hours ago, ratcum said: don't forget that barren skank Brooks I like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 9 hours ago, ratcum said: well that's him fucked in the near future! Anyone else you want to curse before the year's out P? I have now set up in business as a contract killer doing assassinations by prediction. Tony Blair is next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: I like that I hate these parasites with a passion P, so I'm encouraged when someone else points them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: I have now set up in business as a contract killer doing assassinations by prediction. Tony Blair is next. Why have you got that boozed up headcase Caroline Ahearne as you're avatar Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: George Michael, Carrie Fisher, and The Queen. You mentioned George twice there, mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why have you got that boozed up headcase Caroline Ahearne as you're avatar Pen? Caroline Ahearne was a puppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Caroline Ahearne was a puppet. Black Hand, again? Didn't know they went back that far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 Gazza next http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4069542/Paul-Gascoigne-hospitalised-kicked-London-hotel-stairs-drunken-bust-customers.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Gazza next http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4069542/Paul-Gascoigne-hospitalised-kicked-London-hotel-stairs-drunken-bust-customers.html Are you doing requests? If so could you point the finger of doom in Chris Evans' direction? The demise of that ginger cunt would bring joy to the nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you doing requests? If so could you point the finger of doom in Chris Evans' direction? The demise of that ginger cunt would bring joy to the nation. I do not do request .. only contract killings from a few trusted clients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 23 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I do not do request .. only contract killings from a few trusted clients. What the hell is wrong with you, Pen?! Anyone in their right mind would jump at the opportunity to end that ginger cunt. You a ginge sympathizer? A filthy little carrot lover? For shame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What the hell is wrong with you, Pen?! Anyone in their right mind would jump at the opportunity to end that ginger cunt. You a ginge sympathizer? A filthy little carrot lover? For shame. I am a professional .. I do it for the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I am a professional .. I do it for the money. I'll wire you a fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'll wire you a fiver. Chicken feed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Chicken feed Fair enough, if that's what you want. But you won't see a single grain till the bastard is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fair enough, if that's what you want. But you won't see a single grain till the bastard is dead. Payment in advance only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Payment in advance only. What a... fowl... business technique. Are you too... chicken... to trust my honesty? The payment is on its way. It should take about four hours... as the crow flies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What a... fowl... business technique. Are you too... chicken... to trust my honesty? The payment is on its way. It should take about four hours... as the crow flies. Careful RK, she's in a strange mood today. She's hesitant to kill Evans and she called me a name 5 minutes after I gave her a like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Careful RK, she's in a strange mood today. She's hesitant to kill Evans and she called me a name 5 minutes after I gave her a like. Take no notice of what the deranged old hag says, she has stage 3 syphilis. Frank told me in confidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 49 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Take no notice of what the deranged old hag says, she has stage 3 syphilis. Frank told me in confidence. Oh, I was assuming it was an HRT/Complan overdose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 Does anyone really give a fuck about any of these people ? Really ? Will it have any tangible effect on your lives at all. No ??? Well fuck off and throw yourself off a cliff you bunch of vile wankers............I've forgotten what I was going on about now........oh yes dead people. Fuck it. Can't be arsed - fuck off again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 22 hours ago, Eddie said: Carrie Fisher now, still time for Warwick Davis, fingers crossed. Don't join in with them Ed, its beneath you. This nom is wall to wall shite. I haven't even smirked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 24 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Don't join in with them Ed, its beneath you. This nom is wall to wall shite. I haven't even smirked. Jacko you're a sophisticated chap, I have guests this evening, in polite company, following the 6 cans of K, should I serve a Chardonnay or mix it up with a Châteauneuf-du-Pape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 24 minutes ago, Eddie said: Jacko you're a sophisticated chap, I have guests this evening, in polite company, following the 6 cans of K, should I serve a Chardonnay or mix it up with a Châteauneuf-du-Pape? So long as the Chardonnay is un-oaked I'd give them that. If the Chateauneuf is still youngish, it's best served in a bowel with an ice cream float. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: So long as the Chardonnay is un-oaked I'd give them that. If the Chateauneuf is still youngish, it's best served in a bowel with an ice cream float. Wall's Viennetta?, it is a special occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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