Earl of Punkape Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Amazingly this cunt lasted until he was 68. After a lifetime consuming industrial quantities of drugs and booze it's a sensation he didn't khark it years ago. A lawyer friend of mine says he was very lucky not to get his collar felt for underage birds..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Who is going to play G now ? Inconsiderate cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 40 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: Who is going to play G now ? Inconsiderate cunt. Someone has to, just to keep the status quo!* *Someone was gonna say it sooner or later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Amazingly this cunt lasted until he was 68. After a lifetime consuming industrial quantities of drugs and booze it's a sensation he didn't khark it years ago. A lawyer friend of mine says he was very lucky not to get his collar felt for underage birds..... Fuck off - you have no friends, cunt face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off - you have no friends, cunt face. Harsh but fair 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 RIP Rick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 13 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: RIP Rick. He was only an admin, and even then Roops was still boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 What weighs 12 Lbs and won't be getting plucked this Christmas?..................... Rick Parfitts' Fender Telecaster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Parfait was a lightweight cunt when it came to booze and drugs. I offer Keith Richards as evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Parfait was a lightweight cunt when it came to booze and drugs. I offer Keith Richards as evidence. Billy Idol could teach them all a thing or two, Nikki Six from Motley Crüe as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Billy Idol could teach them all a thing or two, Nikki Six from Motley Crüe as well. I once read an article about Nikki Sixx. The song "Kickstart My Heart" was written about one of his heroin overdoses. He was dead...flat line, doctor called the time dead, he miraculously regained a heartbeat, got off the table, and proceeded to go directly to his dealer for more heroin! A magnificent specimen of stupid fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: Fuck off - you have no friends, cunt face. You have AIDS and friends with the same complaint.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: Harsh but fair You fat wanker with AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: You have AIDS and friends with the same complaint.... lol. The same old tired fucking drivel. AIDS this, AIDS that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 28 minutes ago, Ape said: The same old tired fucking drivel. AIDS this, AIDS that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat. You probably have diphtheria as well..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: You probably have diphtheria as well..... lol. Punky, I mean this with the utmost sincerity, put a sock in it and fuck off, you annoying little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Punky, I mean this with the utmost sincerity, put a sock in it and fuck off, you annoying little cunt. You're just the sort of cunt who thinks cashmere is a type of curry. Eat shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You're just the sort of cunt who thinks cashmere is a type of curry. Eat shit. Well done Punkers, just the way to deal with a Welsh worm riddled with STD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 What happens in your neck of France on Christmas Eve? Do you give the locals s good hiding ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Punky - have you been on the claret at the club today? I ask as you're being more of a spastic than you normally are, incredible as it may seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: What happens in your neck of France on Christmas Eve? Do you give the locals s good hiding ? You know of our traditions then?. There is one local paysan that I particularly despise, so I pretend he is Welsh, and then I go the extra km with my boot. Joyeux Noel Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well done Punkers, just the way to deal with a Welsh worm riddled with STD Withers, you've become a vile piece of shit over the last few months. I think it's time you explained yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Withers, you've become a vile piece of shit over the last few months. I think it's time you explained yourself. What is there to explain, I am French Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What is there to explain, I am French A fair point, but even with being French as a starting point, you've blossomed into something horrific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You know of our traditions then?. There is one local paysan that I particularly despise, so I pretend he is Welsh, and then I go the extra km with my boot. Joyeux Noel Punkers. Heureux fete Noel a toi aussi..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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