Bubba C Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 8 minutes ago, Manky said: Bubba on Bubba, "I stride this stage like a Colossus" Manky on Bubba, "What a mong" Fuck me, I thought you were dead. Where have you been? Have you got Mrs Manky a present this year, or will she be receiving the usual black eye from you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 30 minutes ago, Manky said: I am a beer Internationalist. Location of a decent beer is irrelevant. I tend to go for good names, a pint of Rancid Brewery's Sweaty Piss Flap Ale would beat Young's IPA any day. I carefully chose Southern beers over the stronger and better quality Northern beer as I am working on boxing day. Those Village bogs don't clean themselves. Punkers is fond of a Bishops finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You look, but you don't see, RK. There's no "crawling" here. It is one's right of passage to suffer a period of abuse, neglect, and in your case, artistic critique, upon joining CC. Should they survive, and show signs of life and shreds of intelligence, then they shall be afforded an opportunity to destroy Withers. As may be a common theme with you, you've been slightly premature, however, it was quite heart-warming to see you occasionally stick the boot into the greasy goose-abuser. Now all you need is a little refinement, and a few gentle pointers, and I reckon you'll come good. I think you just like having others do the work because you ran out of any decent insults long, long ago. I think the skill still shines through, sometimes, like when I revealed that I didn't know what Compton was and you told me it was a spiritual nirvana that could only be reached by drinking bleach - that was good. For a while it bought you my respect. But I've seen the real you now, Bubba. The cowardly shadow who snipes from the sidelines and sucks up to the real titans of the corner in a desperate attempt to not be forgotten. I have no interest in being trained by such a dishonourable creature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 8 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: I think you just like having others do the work because you ran out of any decent insults long, long ago. I think the skill still shines through, sometimes, like when I revealed that I didn't know what Compton was and you told me it was a spiritual nirvana that could only be reached by drinking bleach - that was good. For a while it bought you my respect. But I've seen the real you now, Bubba. The cowardly shadow who snipes from the sidelines and sucks up to the real titans of the corner in a desperate attempt to not be forgotten. I have no interest in being trained by such a dishonourable creature. See, you're improving already. Merry Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fuck me, I thought you were dead. Where have you been? Have you got Mrs Manky a present this year, or will she be receiving the usual black eye from you? You will never be so lucky. As I am a real man and don't do shops, Mrs Manky gets money to spend as she sees fit. As long as she is back to make my tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 I got a racing snail last Christmas. I thought I would make it faster if I removed it's shell but it made it more sluggish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Christmas in this modern era is just a commercial wet dream, i remember the days when it meant something other than let's see how many stupid heads we can rip off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 46 minutes ago, Manky said: I got a racing snail last Christmas. I thought I would make it faster if I removed it's shell but it made it more sluggish. Good one Mankly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Just now, ratcum said: Good one Mankly I've stolen it already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Ratcum wishes every cunt on here a Merry Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Ratcum wishes every cunt on here a Merry Christmas. Bah! Humbug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: Ratcum wishes every cunt on here a Merry Christmas. Well Ratcum can just fuck off then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: I think you just like having others do the work because you ran out of any decent insults long, long ago. I think the skill still shines through, sometimes, like when I revealed that I didn't know what Compton was and you told me it was a spiritual nirvana that could only be reached by drinking bleach - that was good. For a while it bought you my respect. But I've seen the real you now, Bubba. The cowardly shadow who snipes from the sidelines and sucks up to the real titans of the corner in a desperate attempt to not be forgotten. I have no interest in being trained by such a dishonourable creature. Titans! What fucking titans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Titans! What fucking titans? Gobbler told me she had a titan. Lying cunt, it was like a fisherman's wader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: Bah! Humbug! Kim Jong-Weinstein 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Titans! What fucking titans? You don't remember the titans? They've had quite a few large clashes over the course of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kim Jong-Weinstein I look at him and i can only think how delicious a buffet style do at his family's house would be. A fusion of Kosher and Cantonese finger foods. Mmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You don't remember the titans? They've had quite a few large clashes over the course of time. Leyland Titan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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