Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 I've noticed a particular breed of cunt, a cuntbreed if you will (just for you @Fender777), that, while waiting at a road junction in their car, with no possibility of pulling out, violently pulls forward a few inches from time to time, either in frustration or because of a total lack of clutch control. Unfortunately, for perceptive drivers, this behaviour is often interpreted as "some dopey cunt is about to pull out in front of me", and so consequently brakes have to be applied. I'd happily feed each and ever one of these cunts feed first into a wood chipper. It goes without saying they'd be made to drink bleach first, as well as set on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 What about the cunts that think a give way line is just a guide? They stop with the front of their car well across the line, as you see them approach you think they won't stop but they do but over the fucking line and you still have to swerve. Utter fuckwittery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 All the roundabouts around mine now have traffic lights because of these cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Give way lines , lane markings , mini roundabouts , traffic lights ... all there just to brighten up and add a bit of colour to the street scene as far as these cunts are concerned. Can guarantee a minimum of five fucking rants daily from yours truly at the antics of these fucking dickwads in a 30 minute drive to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: I've noticed a particular breed of cunt, a cuntbreed if you will (just for you @Fender777), that, while waiting at a road junction in their car, with no possibility of pulling out, violently pulls forward a few inches from time to time, either in frustration or because of a total lack of clutch control. Unfortunately, for perceptive drivers, this behaviour is often interpreted as "some dopey cunt is about to pull out in front of me", and so consequently brakes have to be applied. I'd happily feed each and ever one of these cunts feed first into a wood chipper. It goes without saying they'd be made to drink bleach first, as well as set on fire. Moan, moan, moan. You are never happy are you. Miserable cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Moan, moan, moan. You are never happy are you. Miserable cunt Just because you pedal everywhere on your little French tricycle with a basket on the front for all your baguettes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Women at petrol stations, you are waiting behind their car, they get into the driving seat, and for some reason feel the need to reach for their handbag/shopping/purse and tip the contents onto the passenger seat, rummage for 5 minutes and then take another 5 minutes putting it back again. If you've used the dartford tunnel toll booths you will have seen the same routine whilst they search for change, card etc. cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: Just because you pedal everywhere on your little French tricycle with a basket on the front for all your baguettes. And the little white plastic seat on the back for his goose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Moan, moan, moan. You are never happy are you. Miserable cunt Fuck off, you shallow, manipulating piece of French shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Fuckers that boil my piss on the road: 1. Cunts that don't indicate right at traffic lights thus I think they're going straight on and get behind, only for them to start indicating as soon as the lights turn green 2. Cunts that stop across a junction in heavy traffic, thus stopping me from pulling out 3. As 2 above but when it says 'keep Clear' in huge fucking white letters 4. Cunts who trundle along at 15mph in 20 mph zone 5. Cunts who park in a tyre pump bay and fuck off to do shopping in BP Garage. 6. Cunts that take fucking ages to start moving when the traffic light goes green 7. Testosterone pumped men who beep me when I fail to move away from the lights in 0.00001 seconds. 8. Cyclists who ride in pairs thus stopping me from passing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Cunts who indicate right at a roundabout when they are going straight on stopping people entering the roundabout who could, destroying the whole point of the thing as a traffic flow easing system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuckers that boil my piss on the road: 8. Cyclists who ride in pairs thus stopping me from passing Cyclists who ride in pairs are gay. For a 12th Dan, Cycle Ninja like myself, all road regulations and markings are advisory and can be ignored at will. Motorists are the enemy and must be treated as such. Black bike, black clothing and no lights while patrolling at night are the way a Cycle Ninja should operate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 3 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Give way lines , lane markings , mini roundabouts , traffic lights ... all there just to brighten up and add a bit of colour to the street scene as far as these cunts are concerned. Can guarantee a minimum of five fucking rants daily from yours truly at the antics of these fucking dickwads in a 30 minute drive to work. 30 minutes? Fucking hell I could fill an 8-wheeler with dead bodies from just a 3 mile trip round town, you must be patience personified! 3 hours ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: Just because you pedal everywhere on your little French tricycle with a basket on the front for all your baguettes. Onions. 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: 5. Cunts who park in a tyre pump bay and fuck off to do shopping in BP Garage. I could happily ram the airhose up their arses and press the "Flat Tyre" button, whilest inserting 2 dozen 20p's into the meter. I bought a dash cam a few weeks back, might have to remove it so as I don't incriminate myself nevermind any other cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Moan, moan, moan. You are never happy are you. Miserable cunt Oi scrote, that's what we're here for you fuck featured cuntskull.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 No. 5. Even more irritating if you happen to be using an Esso petrol station. No. 8. I thought this ocurred all too frequently to. Turns out I was just pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Bad drivers, a topic which by sheer numbers alone, should be able to dominate our discussions. Much like politics or religion at a family gathering, this one is without limit or rival in utter cunts. Having said that, all I will add is that I could write a fucking book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 I like Lurchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 ..... keep lurching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 On 23/12/2016 at 9:26 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Fuckers that boil my piss on the road:... 8. Cyclists who ride in pairs thus stopping me from passing Stop you from passing what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Piston said: Stop you from passing what? Stop me from passing on the A11 on my way to a forest lodge in Suffolk where I've just came out of my private sauna and supping a glass of cote de rhone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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