Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Festive bullshit. Two litres of astringent cardboard box wine with two cinnamon sticks and an orange chucked in, heated just shy of the boiling point. Hate it. Fucking hate it. Always trotted out at Christmas time in those poncy wee mugs and glasses. Always acidic, stinking shit and served as hot as the sun. Never actually around when drinking is apt either, so you have to be polite and pretend it isn't booze. Fucking stinks and is always made with cheap bullshit wine. Stuff I had last week tasted like it had been sweetened with Cola. Just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 It's either that or a fucking Snowball, Dan, you should count your fucking blessings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Any alcoholic beverage made from eggs is fucking gross. No exceptions. Only perverts drink the stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 36 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Festive bullshit. Two litres of astringent cardboard box wine with two cinnamon sticks and an orange chucked in, heated just shy of the boiling point. Hate it. Fucking hate it. Always trotted out at Christmas time in those poncy wee mugs and glasses. Always acidic, stinking shit and served as hot as the sun. Never actually around when drinking is apt either, so you have to be polite and pretend it isn't booze. Fucking stinks and is always made with cheap bullshit wine. Stuff I had last week tasted like it had been sweetened with Cola. Just fuck off. Even worse if it's sold to you by a German at a Christmas Fair in Hull. Nazi filth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Drink beer or scotch. Don't sit around like a Roman patrician drinking wine like a poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 dip your balls in it then https://youtu.be/98TJC27Kx1U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 52 minutes ago, Batbomb said: dip your balls in it then https://youtu.be/98TJC27Kx1U The fuck is this bootlegged American filth? Looks like a snuff movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Festive bullshit. Two litres of astringent cardboard box wine with two cinnamon sticks and an orange chucked in, heated just shy of the boiling point. Hate it. Fucking hate it. Always trotted out at Christmas time in those poncy wee mugs and glasses. Always acidic, stinking shit and served as hot as the sun. Never actually around when drinking is apt either, so you have to be polite and pretend it isn't booze. Fucking stinks and is always made with cheap bullshit wine. Stuff I had last week tasted like it had been sweetened with Cola. Just fuck off. Loved by middle class parents at school concerts round here. Personally I rate it the same as Pimms; fucking horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It's either that or a fucking Snowball, Dan, you should count your fucking blessings! Snowballs are fucking awful. I can only drink advocaat with lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Drink beer or scotch. Don't sit around like a Roman patrician drinking wine like a poof. So our usual 'Nero' evening is still on for tonight? I managed to get the wine spew stain out of my roman slave dress from last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Festive bullshit. Two litres of astringent cardboard box wine with two cinnamon sticks and an orange chucked in, heated just shy of the boiling point. Hate it. Fucking hate it. Always trotted out at Christmas time in those poncy wee mugs and glasses. Always acidic, stinking shit and served as hot as the sun. Never actually around when drinking is apt either, so you have to be polite and pretend it isn't booze. Fucking stinks and is always made with cheap bullshit wine. Stuff I had last week tasted like it had been sweetened with Cola. Just fuck off. Mulled wine is for Faggots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Snowballs are fucking awful. I can only drink advocaat with lemonade. I only drink snowballs without advocaat. 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Mulled wine is for Faggots. Fucking hell Punkers, that was nearly an hour before you popped in with your closetry, you're slipping, are you pissed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Even worse if it's sold to you by a German at a Christmas Fair in Hull. Nazi filth Fuck sake, make your mind up. Are you a hard core National Socialist or aren't you ? My guess is yes, you nasty little facist bully boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: Mulled wine is for Faggots. What is your favorite make? Fortnum & Mason no doubt. Poof. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 I'm not convinced that people who slurp this spew actually like it themselves. They just do it because it's the thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm not convinced that people who slurp this spew actually like it themselves. They just do it because it's the thing to do. It is a weird form of mass hysteria. It is "Crimbo" so therefore it is perfectly rational to pay £5 for a mug of box wine and Cost Cutter spices that has been brewing all day. I fucking hate the teargas vapour that comes off of the stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 24 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I only drink snowballs without advocaat. Fucking hell Punkers, that was nearly an hour before you popped in with your closetry, you're slipping, are you pissed? No doubt "yule" be having a "mince" pie with your "Trans"civil partner..... lol. lolol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 I see this thread is now 'hot'. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: It is a weird form of mass hysteria. It is "Crimbo" so therefore it is perfectly rational to pay £5 for a mug of box wine and Cost Cutter spices that has been brewing all day. I fucking hate the teargas vapour that comes off of the stuff. Its the same with the usual ritual of Xmas day where everyone just fucking consumes food like it's going out of fashion. Every christmas we converge on the family pile and act like a load of fucking vikings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its the same with the usual ritual of Xmas day where everyone just fucking consumes food like it's going out of fashion. Every christmas we converge on the family pile and act like a load of fucking vikings. I hate roast dinners anyway. They've always tasted awful to me. I usually just have a turkey and stuffing sandwich then fuck off home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 17 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: I hate roast dinners anyway. They've always tasted awful to me. I usually just have a turkey and stuffing sandwich then fuck off home. Stuffing's vile. Cunts eat it then stink the place out for the rest of the day with their farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Stuffing's vile. Cunts eat it then stink the place out for the rest of the day with their farts. You're right. Fuck Christmas dinners. Fuck Christmas, too. I'm not Christian any other day of the year so why the hell do I even bother? Oh right, free shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: So our usual 'Nero' evening is still on for tonight? I managed to get the wine spew stain out of my roman slave dress from last week. I'll be round at 7. Peel me a grape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 As bad as drinking cold tea or coffee,done for show...fuck off and drink a cup of warm bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: No doubt "yule" be having a "mince" pie with your "Trans"civil partner..... lol. lolol. I think it's best if you leave such word play to the more intelligent members of the Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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