camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: No, because it can be both. 'Semiliterate' is correct (not 'semi-illiterate'), without a hyphen, but it can be used with a hyphen as an adjective, as I originally intended, to form 'semi-illiterate'. Both have the same meaning. Fascinating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fascinating Things people will never say about Gyps, number 17. Eloquent, sophisticated, effervescent - all words she can't spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Things people will never say about Gyps, number 17. Eloquent, sophisticated, effervescent - all words she can't spell. I've never been sophicated before. Paralytic but never sophicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Things people will never say about Gyps, number 17. Eloquent, sophisticated, effervescent - all words she can't spell. I can spell sphygmomanometer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can spell sphygmomanometer. Then I must apologise for my unfounded slur, and for raising your blood pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: How many skins does a banana have? Peel it and count. One skin, two skin, three skin, ..... Truly terrible but as it's Christmas, fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Truly terrible but as it's Christmas, fuck off You should think of those less fortunate, Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: You should think of those less fortunate, Ratty. It's not everyday you lose a skekel I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 15 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Not sure you're allowed to mention gollies. Your avatar looks familiar, are you my Dad? That's Nosferatu, Teresa May's identical twin brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 55 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: You should think of those less fortunate, Ratty. Spurs lost again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 25 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: That's Nosferatu, Teresa May's identical twin brother. I know, it was first vampire film I saw. The most unscary horror film ever made. The acting was bloody hilarious though, a bit like the May cunt. Or any politician come to think of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: You should think of those less fortunate, Ratty. I thought this was The Beatles for a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 16 hours ago, Decimus said: I wish that there were spoilers for this nom. Forewarned is forearmed and I could have saved myself the agony of reading this utter fucking shite. I went straight to your comment, to fuck into you about nothing and generally try to upset you. So I completely missed reading the nom itself. To that end, I feel I owe you my thanks Deco, for not having to read it at all. I hope you and yours have a mediocre Christmas. May the yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down with you in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I went straight to your comment, to fuck into you about nothing and generally try to upset you. So I completely missed reading the nom itself. To that end, I feel I owe you my thanks Deco, for not having to read it at all. I hope you and yours have a mediocre Christmas. May the yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down with you in it. That last line: do you say it like Alan Rickman in Diehard ? Now I have a machine gun HO....HO....HO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 23 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I went straight to your comment, to fuck into you about nothing and generally try to upset you. So I completely missed reading the nom itself. To that end, I feel I owe you my thanks Deco, for not having to read it at all. I hope you and yours have a mediocre Christmas. May the yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down with you in it. I'm currently having Christmas drinks with my Local government colleagues and singing The Red Flag. What do think about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I'm currently having Christmas drinks with my Local government colleagues and singing The Red Flag. What do think about that? If I'm honest Ive spent most of my working life as a leftie Unionist, but I always hated the labour party - how's that for mixed up politics ?? Enjoy the drinkies, and don't get too pissed and bummed by a colleague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: If I'm honest Ive spent most of my working life as a leftie Unionist, but I always hated the labour party - how's that for mixed up politics ?? Enjoy the drinkies, and don't get too pissed and bummed by a colleague. Oh I don't know, Tony Blair became the leader and he hated The Labour Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 18 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Ah. That's what that 'search' thing is for, then. I'll shut up and fuck off. No stay, yours was far more interesting than apes which was his usual boring shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fascinating Thanks, gypsy. You're a good bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Rick_B said: Oh I don't know, Tony Blair became the leader and he hated The Labour Party. Blair hates anything except money and power... his total hatred of everything else stems from having to look at his missus every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Thundercunt said: I have ADHD and it seriously affects my WOOOOOOOOOOOO WJKFBIUFBWNDPKBNFJIEBU Fuck off. Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, Thundercunt said: 'Learning impaired'. ..Prick. Yes, you're clearly that as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Thundercunt said: Mum says you can come round to play. I have a new colouring book, but we're not allowed any sharp implements like pencils, so crayons only. and when you're not looking I might put my furry little willy in your ear hehehehe I knew that name was compensating for something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 37 minutes ago, Thundercunt said: Mum says you can come round to play. I have a new colouring book, but we're not allowed any sharp implements like pencils, so crayons only. and when you're not looking I might put my furry little willy in your ear hehehehe It'd be a loose fit, needle dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Just now, Thundercunt said: Very honest of you, Andrew Marr. Genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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