Neil Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Just had a third couple confirm to me that most women are tech illiterate,fuck knows how many times I tell the stupid bint but my TV is always on standard definition when I walk in,when switched to hd you get " doesn't look any different to me"......same with the speaker system and surround sound,all 3 women concerned said that they fucking hate it and would rather have 4 channels and a fucking video recorder Fucking dopey cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 The topic "Women who can use non-kitchen items" might have coaxed the militant feminists out of the woodwork, boasting how they use a Braun fanny shaver or Stanley piss flap jack. Then we could round them up and shoot the cunts. Real women won't mind. They will be too busy making the tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 An unfair nomination - it's patently obvious that Mrs Roops can use Google with the best of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: An unfair nomination - it's patently obvious that Mrs Roops can use Google with the best of them. Indeed she can. With just a few household items she is able to construct complex devices such as a Tokamak. And with a few basic chemicals she can produce hydrogen isotopes to use as fuel. She's one clever cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: Just had a third couple confirm to me that most women are tech illiterate,fuck knows how many times I tell the stupid bint but my TV is always on standard definition when I walk in,when switched to hd you get " doesn't look any different to me"......same with the speaker system and surround sound,all 3 women concerned said that they fucking hate it and would rather have 4 channels and a fucking video recorder Fucking dopey cunts Yeah, but they still have the Minge don't they. Not that stupid after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Yeah, but they still have the Minge don't they. Not that stupid after all. No, they leave the stupidity to cunts like you. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: Just had a third couple confirm to me that most women are tech illiterate,fuck knows how many times I tell the stupid bint but my TV is always on standard definition when I walk in,when switched to hd you get " doesn't look any different to me"......same with the speaker system and surround sound,all 3 women concerned said that they fucking hate it and would rather have 4 channels and a fucking video recorder Fucking dopey cunts I do miss just being able to time the VCR recorder for when Never Ending Story came on on Itv. I miss wooden tellies that lasted longer than two years, too. All that shit is made to break and costs twice as much these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: No, they leave the stupidity to cunts like you. Fuck off. Obviously you know stupidity when you see it as you see it every time you look in the mirror. You are so gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: Just had a third couple confirm to me that most women are tech illiterate,fuck knows how many times I tell the stupid bint but my TV is always on standard definition when I walk in,when switched to hd you get " doesn't look any different to me"......same with the speaker system and surround sound,all 3 women concerned said that they fucking hate it and would rather have 4 channels and a fucking video recorder Fucking dopey cunts I know what fucking HD is. It's what they measure the hardness of pencils by. See; fucking proved you wrong. Now if you don't mind I'm busy arranging my beetamax tapes in alphabetical order whilst listening to my 78's on the grammaphone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know what fucking HD is. It's what they measure the hardness of pencils by. See; fucking proved you wrong. Now if you don't mind I'm busy arranging my beetamax tapes in alphabetical order whilst listening to my 78's on the grammaphone I bet you don't know how to operate the fucking remote either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 36 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Obviously you know stupidity when you see it as you see it every time you look in the mirror. You are so gay. A bottom drawer reply, from a top drawer idiot. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, neil298 said: I bet you don't know how to operate the fucking remote either Don't need one. I just get down on all fours and let my hands get to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 On 19/12/2016 at 7:01 PM, Cuntybaws said: An unfair nomination - it's patently obvious that Mrs Roops can use Google with the best of them. Indeed. I've also heard she's a whizz with the timer on a digital camera, although struggles immensely when it comes to more rudimentary hand tools, such as a razor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 On 19/12/2016 at 8:05 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Don't need one. I just get down on all fours and let my hands get to work @neil298.. NO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 On 19/12/2016 at 8:05 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Don't need one. I just get down on all fours and let my hands get to work Slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 On 19/12/2016 at 7:21 PM, I know that Cunt said: Obviously you know stupidity when you see it as you see it every time you look in the mirror. You are so gay. Fucking faggot. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Slag. Jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Jealous. Ponce. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Ponce. Fuck off. How about.... Spoiler No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ponce. Fuck off. Nob Head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Ponce. Fuck off. Perfumed ponce 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Perfumed ponce Prison Stank By Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 All the tech in cars nowadays must be one of the reasons why most of them struggle to point it in the right direction with any sense of reasonable urgency unless it is heading towards a sale at Next or the family planning clinic. Fucking slags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 I am thinking of getting another television .. does anyone know how I change channels is is there still just the BBC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Perfumed ponce What's your name? McFuck?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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