Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 I just saw Ellie Goulding, with her tiny eyes and massive chin, talk about "rock star blonde" in a shampoo advert. What fucking bollocks. Jimmy Page is a rock star. Keith Richards is a rock star. Ozzy fucking Osborne is a rock star. Ellie Goulding is a pop waif, and a shit one at that. Rock stars smash up hotel rooms, pump 14 year old groupies, accidentally kill their roadies with dangerous pranks and then play fifteen minute solos while hopped up on a mountain of cocaine, heroin, quaaludes, mandrax, LSD, fifteen pints of bitter and a half bottle of vodka. Ellie Goulding probably has a Ryvita and a mineral water before her gig, and meticulously logs the calories with her My Fitness Pal or some shite like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 52 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I just saw Ellie Goulding, with her tiny eyes and massive chin, talk about "rock star blonde" in a shampoo advert. What fucking bollocks. Jimmy Page is a rock star. Keith Richards is a rock star. Ozzy fucking Osborne is a rock star. Ellie Goulding is a pop waif, and a shit one at that. Rock stars smash up hotel rooms, pump 14 year old groupies, accidentally kill their roadies with dangerous pranks and then play fifteen minute solos while hopped up on a mountain of cocaine, heroin, quaaludes, mandrax, LSD, fifteen pints of bitter and a half bottle of vodka. Ellie Goulding probably has a Ryvita and a mineral water before her gig, and meticulously logs the calories with her My Fitness Pal or some shite like that. Dan, your nom isn't garnering much attention. Do you think it might have something to do with the fact that it's a load of old fucking shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Dan, your nom isn't garnering much attention. Do you think it might have something to do with the fact that it's a load of old fucking shit? It can't be any worse than the other shite noms on the go at the moment. Some pish about Brexit, some pish about old people, some pish about some iron off the TV... fucking boring bunch of cunts the lot of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: It can't be any worse than the other shite noms on the go at the moment. Some pish about Brexit, some pish about old people, some pish about some iron off the TV... fucking boring bunch of cunts the lot of you. Maybe. But you take the cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Tatty may be as welcome as a rabbi at a speed wank, but he makes a good point here. It was bad enough when pop was talked up as rock, but now any lightweight packaged bollocks seems to be able to wear the label. I remember one of the members of Blue recounting how they'd thrown apples into a hotel pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Tatty may be as welcome as a rabbi at a speed wank, but he makes a good point here. It was bad enough when pop was talked up as rock, but now any lightweight packaged bollocks seems to be able to wear the label. I remember one of the members of Blue recounting how they'd thrown apples into a hotel pool. A member of JLS had too much red bull and got a tummy ache backstage once.!! Keith moon had fuck all on this lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Even the Spice Girls had more spunk than Ellie Goulding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I was at a Wombles gig years ago when some kid threw a quality street at Uncle Bulgaria. Well it fucking kicked off then didn't it. Police had to use tear gas to qwell the aggro. I've still got Madam Cholet's head in the garden as a planter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 27 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Even the Spice Girls had more spunk than Ellie Goulding. Yes, running down their legs every fucking place they went. Janitors were ready to disembowel them with window squeegees! Having said that, I'd like to wreck Ms. Goulding's body with a misfired load into her gaping fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernhard Howser Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 35 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Even the Spice Girls had more spunk than Ellie Goulding. That's only because of Simon Fuller, fucking them all without using a rubber johnny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 9 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: It can't be any worse than the other shite noms on the go at the moment. Some pish about Brexit, some pish about old people, some pish about some iron off the TV... fucking boring bunch of cunts the lot of you. Dan, you may prattle on like a piss-soaked geriatric who doesn't know what day of the week it is, and you certainly bore me to fucking tears, but you make a good point. What do you think about Chinese steel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 10 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I just saw Ellie Goulding, with her tiny eyes and massive chin, talk about "rock star blonde" in a shampoo advert. What fucking bollocks. Jimmy Page is a rock star. Keith Richards is a rock star. Ozzy fucking Osborne is a rock star. Ellie Goulding is a pop waif, and a shit one at that. Rock stars smash up hotel rooms, pump 14 year old groupies, accidentally kill their roadies with dangerous pranks and then play fifteen minute solos while hopped up on a mountain of cocaine, heroin, quaaludes, mandrax, LSD, fifteen pints of bitter and a half bottle of vodka. Ellie Goulding probably has a Ryvita and a mineral water before her gig, and meticulously logs the calories with her My Fitness Pal or some shite like that. This is so poor that Bubba hasn't even told you to fuck off, and his standards are really low... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: This is so poor that Bubba hasn't even told you to fuck off, and his standards are really low... Perhaps he has realized, like some, that throwing one into the slapper wouldn't be such a bad thing before fucking her off and slating her with no thought to mercy or restraint. Stranger things have happened in these hallowed pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Perhaps he has realized, like some, that throwing one into the slapper wouldn't be such a bad thing before fucking her off and slating her with no thought to mercy or restraint. Stranger things have happened in these hallowed pages. Very true. What is your (valued) opinion on Chinese steel. Decimus has an opinion, but then again, the cunt has an opinion on everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Very true. What is your (valued) opinion on Chinese steel. Decimus has an opinion, but then again, the cunt has an opinion on everything. It's got to be better than the shit they produced during the 'Great leap forward'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 15 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I just saw Ellie Goulding, with her tiny eyes and massive chin, talk about "rock star blonde" in a shampoo advert. What fucking bollocks. Jimmy Page is a rock star. Keith Richards is a rock star. Ozzy fucking Osborne is a rock star. Ellie Goulding is a pop waif, and a shit one at that. Rock stars smash up hotel rooms, pump 14 year old groupies, accidentally kill their roadies with dangerous pranks and then play fifteen minute solos while hopped up on a mountain of cocaine, heroin, quaaludes, mandrax, LSD, fifteen pints of bitter and a half bottle of vodka. Ellie Goulding probably has a Ryvita and a mineral water before her gig, and meticulously logs the calories with her My Fitness Pal or some shite like that. Nice one Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I like Ellie Goulding, who is he and what does he do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I like Ellie Goulding, who is he and what does he do? Her voice makes my ears bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Star. Yet another word that has lost its true meaning over the years. Think also of Celebrity and Hero. In my mind, one has to be dead before the honourific 'star' should be used. Think Bolan, Bowie and George Formby. Justin Bieber, please take note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I'd run my sword through it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 13 hours ago, Decimus said: What do you think about Chinese steel? Delicious served with plum sauce and a side of jasmine rice. Vindicated again, you fucking cheeky Japseye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Her voice makes my ears bleed. Anything can happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Very true. What is your (valued) opinion on Chinese steel. Decimus has an opinion, but then again, the cunt has an opinion on everything. At the start, it's fine. but 30 minutes later, you need more. Cheating cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported for child abuse. reported for reporting that which has previously been reported and reports about said reporting, reported and re-reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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