Eddie Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I'm not nominating this thing for being a ginger pig, or for not washing herself for 3 months, or not changing her underwear to understand if Tudor people stank. No, this is a more general nom regarding ugly women who don't wear make up in public. I understand you can't polish a turd, however offensive looking Women like these need all the help they can get, if animals go through all the discomfort of testing make up products, the very least ugly women should do is wear some, selfish cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I bet she wears Brût. And drinks carling black label. But neil still would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Wot .. wear an animal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: I bet she wears Brût. And drinks carling black label. But neil still would. Eddie is being coy .. bet he has got the hots for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 42 minutes ago, Eddie said: I'm not nominating this thing for being a ginger pig, or for not washing herself for 3 months, or not changing her underwear to understand if Tudor people stank. No, this is a more general nom regarding ugly women who don't wear make up in public. I understand you can't polish a turd, however offensive looking Women like these need all the help they can get, if animals go through all the discomfort of testing make up products, the very least ugly women should do is wear some, selfish cunts. I saw this minger in a collision repair centre. She works in the paint and refinish area. She stares at the damaged cars until the paint chips and peels off in utter shock, leaving the vehicle stripped to bare metal, perfect for an excellent paint work. She's also good for making milk go off, cracking mirrors and glass, imitating a dog's ring piece with worms squirming out and scaring small children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Eddie, I think that you're underestimating the size of the problem here. I'd go as far to say that 95% of all women are disgusting fucking pigs. 50% of these can disguise themselves like Boco the clown behind twenty layers of cheap slap, but 45% are beyond all hope and should be gifted as human sacrifices to Steve Wright and Peter Sutcliffe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: Eddie, I think that you're underestimating the size of the problem here. I'd go as far to say that 95% of all women are disgusting fucking pigs. 50% of these can disguise themselves like Boco the clown behind twenty layers of cheap slap, but 45% are beyond all hope and should be gifted as human sacrifices to Steve Wright and Peter Sutcliffe. Not all women are lucky enough like me to be in the 5%. Any fucking wise cracks will be followed by the sound of balls being ripped off. Now I'm off to do some ballet moves in front of my huge mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 It's Princess Anne, surely? Or is it Prince Harry? Some stupid inbred cunt, no doubt. Sadly Ed, it is possible to go too far in the opposite direction as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not all women are lucky enough like me to be in the 5%. Any fucking wise cracks will be followed by the sound of balls being ripped off. Now I'm off to do some ballet moves in front of my huge mirror. You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Now I'm off to do some ballet moves in front of my huge mirror. I'm pretty sure I've seen that video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 13 minutes ago, Frank said: You stupid fucking cunt. Oh he's back and as droll and original as ever. Fuck off and die you ugly, cretinous dwarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 17 minutes ago, Frank said: You stupid fucking cunt. Good news, Frank's back! Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Good news, Frank's back! Fuck off! I thought the world had suddenly turned to shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: I thought the world had suddenly turned to shit! Indeed. One fat, greasy lump of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 24 minutes ago, Frank said: You stupid fucking cunt. Fucking boring idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I thought there was a strange smell about the day, bit of a mystery but now all is explained, there is a turd in the bucket of cunts corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Eddie is being coy .. bet he has got the hots for her. It's the unwashed red lump and ginger hairy legs that do it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 See, even that pig Honey G doesn't look to bad with a spot of blusher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Eddie, old chap. This nom is not related to one of your other noms about your up the pudding girlfriend not putting out? Times hard eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Eddie, I think that you're underestimating the size of the problem here. I'd go as far to say that 95% of all women are disgusting fucking pigs. 50% of these can disguise themselves like Boco the clown behind twenty layers of cheap slap, but 45% are beyond all hope and should be gifted as human sacrifices to Steve Wright and Peter Sutcliffe. You mean 95% of all women tell you to fuck off, and 50% of these get restraining orders on you, the other 45% move abroad, or to England as it's usually known. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, The Beast said: Eddie, old chap. This nom is not related to one of your other noms about your up the pudding girlfriend not putting out? Times hard eh? I must admit i am going through a lean period, Ding as the sites lothario do you have any tips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You mean 95% of all women tell you to fuck off, and 50% of these get restraining orders on you, the other 45% move abroad, or to England as it's usually known. Very good, Ding. Yes it's a shame that I haven't got a harem of fictional women falling for my charms. But then again, we can't all be fictionally good looking, buff, huge Yorkshiremen. When you've got time one day, maybe you can explain to me what your secret is? My life would finally be worth living if a load of fake slappers acted like tarts from a 1970's porn film whenever I walked into the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Very good, Ding. Yes it's a shame that I haven't got a harem of fictional women falling for my charms. But then again, we can't all be fictionally good looking, buff, huge Yorkshireman. When you've got time one day, maybe you can explain to me what your secret is? My life would finally be worth living if a load of fake slappers acted like tarts from a 1970's porn film whenever I walked into the room. The secret? They're not fake slappers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: The secret? They're not fake slappers. I'm reading between the lines here. Do you mean to say that they're mentally retarded slappers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 4 hours ago, Eddie said: I'm not nominating this thing for being a ginger pig, or for not washing herself for 3 months, or not changing her underwear to understand if Tudor people stank. No, this is a more general nom regarding ugly women who don't wear make up in public. I understand you can't polish a turd, however offensive looking Women like these need all the help they can get, if animals go through all the discomfort of testing make up products, the very least ugly women should do is wear some, selfish cunts. At last......a photo of Ape's mistress.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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