Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 So the Norovirus bug has returned with the onset of winter, and where? the North East of England. The PHE & NHS are asking the cunts up there to take extra care with their personal hygiene. Fucking good luck with that then. Most of them sit in their outside bogs eating filthy fish and chips. These disgusting arsewipes all deserve the screaming shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: So the Norovirus bug has returned with the onset of winter, and where? the North East of England. The PHE & NHS are asking the cunts up there to take extra care with their personal hygiene. Fucking good luck with that then. Most of them sit in their outside bogs eating filthy fish and chips. These disgusting arsewipes all deserve the screaming shits. It's speaks volumes that they have to be asked to take extra care with their personal hygiene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Awww... Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Guess I'll take a bath this month, but don't come crying to me when Scotland arrives pissed on your doorstep at four in the morning because you all made us waste time washing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 16 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Guess I'll take a bath this month, but don't come crying to me when Scotland arrives pissed on your doorstep at four in the morning because you all made us waste time washing. Scotland is already here. They have occupied our shop doorways, bus shelters and congregate around off licences where Buckfast is available. Some have been here since the 80's and can be found at wembley stadium looking for Kenny Dalgleish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: So the Norovirus bug has returned with the onset of winter, and where? the North East of England. The PHE & NHS are asking the cunts up there to take extra care with their personal hygiene. Fucking good luck with that then. Most of them sit in their outside bogs eating filthy fish and chips. These disgusting arsewipes all deserve the screaming shits. Does this mean people are expected to wash their bits between casual shags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Does this mean people are expected to wash their bits between casual shags? Yes it certainly does. Fucking northern monkeys spreading their diseases. It simply isn't allowed here in France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes it certainly does. Fucking northern monkeys spreading their diseases. It simply isn't allowed here in France. It's going to be a long, cold winter, methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's going to be a long, cold winter, methinks. Burn a few infected northerners and keep warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Burn a few infected northerners and keep warm. I've already purchased a healthy quantity of coal for the fireplace. In the spring I'll hire frank to sweep the chimney. Always a good laugh watching the gay drunk cunt fall on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes it certainly does. Fucking northern monkeys spreading their diseases. It simply isn't allowed here in France. Canadian geese are known to transmit chlamydiosis to humans during intercourse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Canadian geese are known to transmit chlamydiosis to humans during intercourse. Penicillin will clear that right up. At least the monkeys are left alone, we all know the gift they give. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Canadian geese are known to transmit chlamydiosis to humans during intercourse. I refuse to shag foreigners, my geese are all hand reared and locally sourced. So you can fuck right off pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I refuse to shag foreigners, my geese are all hand reared and locally sourced. So you can fuck right off pal. Does "hand reared" actually mean "regularly fisted"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 20 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Penicillin will clear that right up. At least the monkeys are left alone, we all know the gift they give. Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 36 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Punkape? AIDS boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 16 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: AIDS boy! Is that his new nickname? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Is that his new nickname? I'd prefer "Dead Meat," but we mustn't be too choosy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Scotland is already here. They have occupied our shop doorways, bus shelters and congregate around off licences where Buckfast is available. Some have been here since the 80's and can be found at wembley stadium looking for Kenny Dalgleish. I've seen them on park benches with bottles of liquor shouting things like "You all right? You all right? auch! Ahm all reet yah nae worry 'boot me. Aahm all reet hen." They won't buy any lucky heather off me the tight bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 22 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: It's speaks volumes that they have to be asked to take extra care with their personal hygiene. True, but the southerners need to be asked to start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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