Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do you think he'll do? Stop posting shite hopefully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do you think he'll do? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Run Eric, run. Bill Stickers is logging in right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Stop posting shite hopefully Decimus and Bubba C like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Run Eric, run. Bill Stickers is logging in right now. William and myself have had our little tiff and he already logged himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Run Eric, run. Bill Stickers is logging in right now. Yes, Bill has another appointment for behaviour modification therapy with the site's Nudge Unit. Not sure it'll work though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, Bill has another appointment for behaviour modification therapy with the site's Nudge Unit. Not sure it'll work though. Simply kill the little cunt, it would be kinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, Bill has another appointment for behaviour modification therapy with the site's Nudge Unit. Not sure it'll work though. Did you manage to find one of those electric cattle prods you were coveting last week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, Bill has another appointment for behaviour modification therapy with the site's Nudge Unit. Not sure it'll work though. Can he come back now? Please? It is Christmas after all, and all I want is Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you manage to find one of those electric cattle prods you were coveting last week? Not needed on Bill, the sap has been trying to log in for 10 minutes. His mind has gone, or Roops has smashed his fingers with a Fender mk5 hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Can he come back now? Please? It is Christmas after all, and all I want is Bill. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fuck off I'm not posting another sentence until Bill has been released. Adieu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: I'm not posting another sentence until Bill has been released. Adieu. Have a good Easter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm not posting another sentence until Bill has been released. Adieu. What a relief.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Stop posting shite hopefully That applies to all of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm not posting another sentence until Bill has been released. Adieu. Please don't go. Don't go, I'm begging you to stay. Hey hey hey..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Several years ago, some local wags amassed a significant collection of signage relating to roadworks. One friday night, the scoundreis placed the signage on both sides of a perfectly serviceable hump backed bridge (so both sides had their view of the other side obscured.) They then signposted a mile long diversion. This totally pointless faux roadworks was duly observed by all and sundry for the entire weekend, much to the amusement of the regulars of the public house overlooking the bridge.The icing on the cake was the local plod in full blues and twos mode following the diversion en route to a disturbance at another local hostelry. Oh how we tittered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Not needed on Bill, the sap has been trying to log in for 10 minutes. His mind has gone, or Roops has smashed his fingers with a Fender mk5 hammer I'm sure Mrs Roops would not resort to a brutal act of physical violence. Maybe some bullwhip action and a bit of waterboarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yas sir boss, I is bin hidin' from master withers, when he finished abusin' dem geese he gonna give me a whippin' an dat for sure! I hears yo mama gone gotta herself a bran new bag. She steal that somewhere boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Decimus and Bubba C like this. no they don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Are you having a bad case of the vapours, Ratty? I found an old book in my attic that explained the cutting edge medical treatment known as blood-letting very well. Two pints and a soothing injection of heroin to calm the nerves should do the trick. Then I'll perform the task It's too late for me Killer; the Olympics were on the news again tonight. It's the start of slippery slope that will dog me all the way to the opening ceremony. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: I hears yo mama gone gotta herself a bran new bag. She steal that somewhere boy? Mama used to steal evrathin', she even done stealed from dem white folks with da pointy white hats. Dem boys sure did get cross, and tied her to it, she is one hot Mama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mama used to steal evrathin', she even done stealed from dem white folks with da pointy white hats. Dem boys sure did get cross, and tied her to it, she is one hot Mama! I am not going to be party to this racist filth, not no how . I is going to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Just now, Witheredscrote said: I am not going to be party to this racist filth, not no how . I is going to bed. Watch out for dem ghostes, you hear? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Archie used to sit on the double yellows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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