Ape™️ Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 It's unbelievable! Scientists have just announced they have discovered a cure for cancer and a cheap, renewable energy source to power planet earth into the 22nd century! You might expect it to involve a huge amount of mind-blowing mathematics and technology......but you'd be wrong. No, all that is needed is......wait for it......Article 50 - the wonder cure-all solution to all our problems. Who'd have thought that all our biggest problems could have been solved simply by invoking Article 50? I'm flabbergasted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I'm curious to see how this topic gets derailed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Nobody knew about Article 50 before the referendum, it came out of fucking nowhere after the event and no one saw it coming... of course not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm curious to see how this topic gets derailed. Well it could go many times faster than the recommended speed limit. Or the original poster could fall asleep at the keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: Nobody knew about Article 50 before the referendum, it came out of fucking nowhere after the event and no one saw it coming... of course not. I'm wondering what Article 49 is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm wondering what Article 49 is. Nigel Farrage's Y fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 21 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Nigel Farrage's Y fronts. Disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm wondering what Article 49 is. Essentially that any European state that conforms to the core values of the EU is eligible to join, subject to the usual T&C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 FFS,there's always one fucking anorak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Fuck article 50. It is made irrelevant by Article Manky which states, "Fuck off Fritz, Froggie, Spic and Dago. Were out of here. You get no dosh, our borders are closed and the Yanks are our bezzies" Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 8 hours ago, Ape said: It's unbelievable! Scientists have just announced they have discovered a cure for cancer and a cheap, renewable energy source to power planet earth into the 22nd century! You might expect it to involve a huge amount of mind-blowing mathematics and technology......but you'd be wrong. No, all that is needed is......wait for it......Article 50 - the wonder cure-all solution to all our problems. Who'd have thought that all our biggest problems could have been solved simply by invoking Article 50? I'm flabbergasted. I've heard tell of this article 50 via the hushed whispers of bald, white van drivers across the land. Once triggered, the British Empire will magically reform overnight and give us lots of money for cheaply produced, tacky, British made shit. There won't be any blacks, Asians or Poles, and a legion of salt of the earth, unemployed natives will rush forth to take up their jobs with gusto. IKTC has been on the dole for twenty years because his local A&E is completely staffed by Indians keeping him out of a job. It doesn't matter that the migration of Indians to Britain is completely unrelated to freedom of movement in the EU, they're still foreign so article 50 will fucking sort them out, just you wait and see! As soon as head consultant Mr Singh is on the plane out of here, IKTC will walk into an interview and be given his job, purely because he's white. It doesn't matter that his only qualification is a foundation level BTEC, the wonders of article 50 will ensure that shit like professional competency and qualifications will become a thing of the past. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 I'm wondering what Articles 1 to 48 are now. Er, Roops, over to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've heard tell of this article 50 via the hushed whispers of bald, white van drivers across the land. Once triggered, the British Empire will magically reform overnight and give us lots of money for cheaply produced, tacky, British made shit. There won't be any blacks, Asians or Poles, and a legion of salt of the earth, unemployed natives will rush forth to take up their jobs with gusto. IKTC has been on the dole for twenty years because his local A&E is completely staffed by Indians keeping him out of a job. It doesn't matter that the migration of Indians to Britain is completely unrelated to freedom of movement in the EU, they're still foreign so article 50 will fucking sort them out, just you wait and see! As soon as head consultant Mr Singh is on the plane out of here, IKTC will walk into an interview and be given his job, purely because he's white. It doesn't matter that his only qualification is a foundation level BTEC, the wonders of article 50 will ensure that shit like professional competency and qualifications will become a thing of the past. If I make a mistake, I blame myself. What I don't like is an outsider, or the EU having control and leaving me powerless to put things right. How many decisions by the EU are for the good of the bloc as a whole? How many decisions are weighted so Fritz or Pierre get a boost at the expense of the rest? Things will not magically change overnight but if we can stop things getting worse then by our own efforts start to improve things, that is a gazillion times better than what we are stuck with. Let's start with the fifth columnists. Anyone with close links to the EU is suspect. Much machiavellian shit has and is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've heard tell of this article 50 via the hushed whispers of bald, white van drivers across the land. Once triggered, the British Empire will magically reform overnight and give us lots of money for cheaply produced, tacky, British made shit. There won't be any blacks, Asians or Poles, and a legion of salt of the earth, unemployed natives will rush forth to take up their jobs with gusto. IKTC has been on the dole for twenty years because his local A&E is completely staffed by Indians keeping him out of a job. It doesn't matter that the migration of Indians to Britain is completely unrelated to freedom of movement in the EU, they're still foreign so article 50 will fucking sort them out, just you wait and see! As soon as head consultant Mr Singh is on the plane out of here, IKTC will walk into an interview and be given his job, purely because he's white. It doesn't matter that his only qualification is a foundation level BTEC, the wonders of article 50 will ensure that shit like professional competency and qualifications will become a thing of the past. Ah,that would be the same Mr. Singh that was born in the UK to parents that came here with their British passports from the very same India that Britain colonised and took as their own,although no-one asked them too. Or is that the same Mr. Singh who's grandfather was one of the many Indian Spitfire pilots in the Second World War. No,it's probably the Mr, Singh that came over here uninvited to study medicine and become a much needed doctor in the NHS to help all those lazy fat unemployed British people. What a cunt,he should be thrown out immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 24 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm wondering what Articles 1 to 48 are now. Er, Roops, over to you. The Lisbon Treaty has 358 articles. Fellow anoraks may wish to peruse the entire document for fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Fucking fascinating. We'll all be reading up on that at the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 You have no hwyl, Snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Not about that complete bollocks I haven't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm wondering what Article 49 is. Reported for derailing the thread and 48 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm wondering what Articles 1 to 48 are now. Er, Roops, over to you. reported for being even more fucking stupid!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 23 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: reported for being even more fucking stupid!!! Reported for 'being one too know one'. You stupid child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I've heard tell of this article 50 via the hushed whispers of bald, white van drivers across the land. Once triggered, the British Empire will magically reform overnight and give us lots of money for cheaply produced, tacky, British made shit. There won't be any blacks, Asians or Poles, and a legion of salt of the earth, unemployed natives will rush forth to take up their jobs with gusto. IKTC has been on the dole for twenty years because his local A&E is completely staffed by Indians keeping him out of a job. It doesn't matter that the migration of Indians to Britain is completely unrelated to freedom of movement in the EU, they're still foreign so article 50 will fucking sort them out, just you wait and see! As soon as head consultant Mr Singh is on the plane out of here, IKTC will walk into an interview and be given his job, purely because he's white. It doesn't matter that his only qualification is a foundation level BTEC, the wonders of article 50 will ensure that shit like professional competency and qualifications will become a thing of the past. I think that the remit is that once article 50 is triggered the UK will magically revert back to the good old days of 1952. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Reported for 'being one too know one'. You stupid child. Your spellunk iz rong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 23 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Your spellunk iz rong sorry. you stupid CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: I think that the remit is that once article 50 is triggered the UK will magically revert back to the good old days of 1952. A similar point was made in the musical "Hair". Claude's Mother: "What the hell you got, 1968, that makes you so damn superior?" Claude: "Well, if you really wanna know, 1948..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: The Lisbon Treaty has 358 articles. Fellow anoraks may wish to peruse the entire document for fun. Article 167 (Culture) is my personal favourite. "1. The Union shall contribute to the flowering of the cultures of the Member States, while respecting their national and regional diversity and at the same time bringing the common cultural heritage to the fore." That explains the invasion of Poland in '39 then. Those sausages weren't going to harmonise themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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