Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: "Manly Spunk" by Punkape. "Mandate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Lard Olay by Fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Canal No5 by Ape. 1 hour ago, Punkape said: "Je t'aime " by Fender at Givenchy. lol. 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Lard Olay by Fatty. You ought to be fucking ashamed of yourself, this shit is absolutely diabolical. You're not some wet behind the ears spastic who has registered for the first time today. Show some fucking decorum, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 "Mon Homme" by Decipus. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was the incident Gyps. I think it was in the car park of a motorway services, twatted him round the head and stole a briefcase. Yes but I recall the rumour at the time was that it wasn't all it seemed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 20 hours ago, Manky said: I only use aftershave for getting coldsores off my bell-end. Funnily, they don't seem to advertise that. Don't you put some on before your night out on Canal St ? lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 44 minutes ago, Punkape said: Don't you put some on before your night out on Canal St ? lol. Fuck off you prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm busy abusing geese on the terrace of my Gite. A slice of ged and gutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You know me so well Gobbler. Around here we stuff the goose for 7 days, then neck it Christmas Eve. Doesn't matter. Christmas is off: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A slice of ged and gutter Pain et beurre.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You know me so well Gobbler. Around here we stuff the goose for 7 days, then neck it Christmas Eve. Isn't it painful to get a blowjob off a goose? 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You ought to be fucking ashamed of yourself, this shit is absolutely diabolical. You're not some wet behind the ears spastic who has registered for the first time today. Show some fucking decorum, man. Decs, you've got it wrong again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: You ought to be fucking ashamed of yourself, this shit is absolutely diabolical. You're not some wet behind the ears spastic who has registered for the first time today. Show some fucking decorum, man. I make this at least the fourth run of "funny perfume names" since 2012. It seems to be an annual event which suckers in new cunts with the same tedious predictability as cunting fucking Xmas. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I make this at least the fourth run of "funny perfume names" since 2012. It seems to be an annual event which suckers in new cunts with the same tedious predictability as cunting fucking Xmas. I think I livened it up quite nicely. And I didn't even join in making up silly names. Are you proud of me Cunty? Or just as hateful as ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 17 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I think I livened it up quite nicely. And I didn't even join in making up silly names. Are you proud of me Cunty? Or just as hateful as ever? You should be nice to Bawsy, he knows where you live, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: You should be nice to Bawsy, he knows where you live, probably. Well if he's dropping by I hope he gives me fair warning. I'll need to buy a kettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 27 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Well if he's dropping by I hope he gives me fair warning. I'll need to buy a kettle. He likes Irn Bru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: You ought to be fucking ashamed of yourself, this shit is absolutely diabolical. You're not some wet behind the ears spastic who has registered for the first time today. Show some fucking decorum, man. Exactly. Who does he think he is, Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: He likes Irn Bru. Fuck him, then. That carbonated piss is not allowed past the threshold of my door. He can hang out on the driveway with the Fabia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Exactly. Who does he think he is, Eric? I don't know. Let's just change the name to miserable pedants corner, nobody nominate anything in case it may relate to something said 3 years ago. Let's all slash our fucking wrists. Merry fucking Xmas everyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know. Let's just change the name to miserable pedants corner, nobody nominate anything in case it may relate to something said 3 years ago. Let's all slash our fucking wrists. Merry fucking Xmas everyone. Yeah, because you know if one oldie has read a similar nom EVERYONE has. You twat. (That's funny, right? That's what the oldies do to keep up the illusion that they're not a bunch of gobbers, right?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know. Let's just change the name to miserable pedants corner, nobody nominate anything in case it may relate to something said 3 years ago. Let's all slash our fucking wrists. Merry fucking Xmas everyone. I've never said there shouldn't be "repeats", only that - understandably - the enthusiasm with which they are greeted by the time-served cunts usually varies in inverse proportion to the frequency of their appearance. On which note, I confidently predict that the moment is imminent where everyone posts in French, or Arabic, or Latin all day long, all the while pretending that they're not using Google translate. Fuck me, but that one never gets old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know. Let's just change the name to miserable pedants corner, nobody nominate anything in case it may relate to something said 3 years ago. Let's all slash our fucking wrists. Merry fucking Xmas everyone. That's the way to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I've never said there shouldn't be "repeats", only that - understandably - the enthusiasm with which they are greeted by the time-served cunts usually varies in inverse proportion to the frequency of their appearance. On which note, I confidently predict that the moment is imminent where everyone posts in French, or Arabic, or Latin all day long, all the while pretending that they're not using Google translate. Fuck me, but that one never gets old. That's something else. The point I was trying to make is, at the moment the second anybody says or noms anything, Decs Bubba and even yourself immediately start grumbling and moaning like the old gits in the corner of the pub harking on about the old days and how everything was better. It's got so fucking political with certain people only liking certain others posts,I try not to do it, if Decs makes me laugh I give him a like etc, then you have bubs automatically liking anything frank says before he's even read the post! It's getting fucking cliquey in the extreme and it's fucking boring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've never said there shouldn't be "repeats", only that - understandably - the enthusiasm with which they are greeted by the time-served cunts usually varies in inverse proportion to the frequency of their appearance. On which note, I confidently predict that the moment is imminent where everyone posts in French, or Arabic, or Latin all day long, all the while pretending that they're not using Google translate. Fuck me, but that one never gets old. لا أعرف ما كنت على شيء. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Canal No5 by Ape. Eau de Colon sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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