Neil Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 I actually agree 100 percent with this nom,our local town has 18 spaces of which 6 are for spackers.Now that I've agreed with the golfing homo that is Spunk Ape do i qualify for my badge?,I'll even paint my car pale blue and start dribbling if it means I don't have to walk so far to the bookies Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I just wish he knew people that would stab him. His people will need to talk to your people Scrotely. I'll get my people to look into it. I'm currently licking in to Pan's people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 7 minutes ago, neil298 said: I actually agree 100 percent with this nom,our local town has 18 spaces of which 6 are for spackers.Now that I've agreed with the golfing homo that is Spunk Ape do i qualify for my badge?,I'll even paint my car pale blue and start dribbling if it means I don't have to walk so far to the bookies Fuck off A town with 18 spaces is like a hurdling midget; alright for a laugh but you wouldn't go back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 19 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Have you been up the smoke Drew? This cockerny speak is getting on me thrupny bits. He has indeed. Brave of him to go bare cheeked with an arse as obviously abused and sagging as his, wouldn't you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 36 minutes ago, ratcum said: His people will need to talk to your people Scrotely. I'll get my people to look into it. I'm currently licking in to Pan's people Just imagine going into a tobacconist run by a spaz. You ask him for 20 B&H, and the cunt buries a meat cleaver in your chest instead. That would be a real laugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The disabled get on my tits. They only turn up when somebody has already made use of those nice bays. If nobody used them, they wouldn't want to. Let one able bodied driver make use of one for five minutes, and they bloody fucking murder...what's their hurry? It'll take them an hour to unload their mobility scooter and get their fat arse into it. Use a disabled toilet and they go fucking mental. A deaf and dumb Woman in a wheelchair went ape at me because I used one. I just told her not to make a song and dance about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Just imagine going into a tobacconist run by a spaz. You ask him for 20 B&H, and the cunt buries a meat cleaver in your chest instead. That would be a real laugh... Strangely enough, this actually happened to me in a fag shop in Algiers back in 1975, despite the fact I hadn't been born and haven't ever been to Algiers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Strangely enough, this actually happened to me in a fag shop in Algiers back in 1975, despite the fact I hadn't been born and haven't ever been to Algiers. So you were trying to buy a "fag" in Algiers ? I knew you were a disgrace. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Strangely enough, this actually happened to me in a fag shop in Algiers back in 1975, despite the fact I hadn't been born and haven't ever been to Algiers. My point exactly, it's all going wrong on here Decs. Bubba is upset with me, and I am have trouble keeping this Eric thing going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Strangely enough, this actually happened to me in a fag shop in Algiers back in 1975, despite the fact I hadn't been born and haven't ever been to Algiers. Never been to Algiers? You've never lived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: My point exactly, it's all going wrong on here Decs. Bubba is upset with me, and I am have trouble keeping this Eric thing going. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: He has indeed. Brave of him to go bare cheeked with an arse as obviously abused and sagging as his, wouldn't you say? Nothing worse than a spotty arse Dec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What? Don't listen to him, Eric. He's French, remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 15 minutes ago, Piston said: Never been to Algiers? You've never lived. We all wish that Decs had never lived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: So you were trying to buy a "fag" in Algiers ? I knew you were a disgrace. lol. AHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 I've used my entire quota of likes on this thread you fucking cunts. Anyway, why do they get more parking space than parents? I've never seen parents outnumbered by flids in any supermarket. Not counting staff, but they have their own car park usually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: AHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cunt. Faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Just imagine going into a tobacconist run by a spaz. You ask him for 20 B&H, and the cunt buries a meat cleaver in your chest instead. That would be a real laugh... Fuck, you've been to Rangi's at the end of our road!!! He did me with a thuggee club the other day, which was nice. My Aunty Vi used to tell us about straining through a muslim bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What? virtual lezza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 6 hours ago, ratcum said: Deco knows people Where does Punker's buy his FAGS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Where does Punker's buy his FAGS? Wherever he can find them cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Fuck, you've been to Rangi's at the end of our road!!! He did me with a thuggee club the other day, which was nice. My Aunty Vi used to tell us about straining through a muslim bag That's how you make whorethorn jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Freudian slip from the nominator, I think he meant Disabled Parking Gays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 On 12/6/2016 at 11:37 AM, Ape said: Charming. What a wonderful attitude. I should have known better, Ape. Deliberately trying to be an obvious, despicable cunt just doesn't work. Best to just let the natural cunt inside shine through, than to push the limit. I'll try harder. Thanks for the feed back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I should have known better, Ape. Deliberately trying to be an obvious, despicable cunt just doesn't work. Best to just let the natural cunt inside shine through, than to push the limit. I'll try harder. Thanks for the feed back. I honestly find misuse of disabled parking bays disgusting. Why would a perfectly able bodied person need to park right outside a shop or restaurant, other than because they're an ignorant, selfish fucking wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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