Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 For the purposes of this nom I'll ignore the stuff about "wheres the 100 men" or "wheres the straight white man" etc etc... The BBCunts website "100 Women 2016: I am a 'surrendered wife’" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37861459 To cut it short, since I know half of you will already have stopped reading and be typing some shit about gays/autists/etc, the basic story is this... Some controlling nutter of a woman who had her first divorce by 26, and at 32 was on her way to another, she thought her husband was fucking stupid (probably... look who he married) Counselling for him, her and the kids. Didn't work. Read a book called The Surrendered Wife Happy marriage. Quote The six principles of being a 'Surrendered Wife' Relinquishes inappropriate control of her husband Respects her husband's thinking Receives his gifts graciously and expresses gratitude for him Expresses what she wants without trying to control him Relies on him to handle household finances Focuses on her own self-care and fulfilment I translate this as... Be nice and fair Be nice and fair Be nice and fair Be nice and fair Don't agree, she can pay/be responsible for half, which is nice and fair. Be nice and fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Christ Almighty. I'm so wasted I actually skim-read the first part of that news story as 'Californian Kathy Murray says she shaved her minge'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 32 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Christ Almighty. I'm so wasted I actually skim-read the first part of that news story as 'Californian Kathy Murray says she shaved her minge'. Look at the photo, I don't think you want pictures of that shaven haven... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 55 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: For the purposes of this nom I'll ignore the stuff about "wheres the 100 men" or "wheres the straight white man" etc etc... The BBCunts website "100 Women 2016: I am a 'surrendered wife’" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37861459 To cut it short, since I know half of you will already have stopped reading and be typing some shit about gays/autists/etc, the basic story is this... Some controlling nutter of a woman who had her first divorce by 26, and at 32 was on her way to another, she thought her husband was fucking stupid (probably... look who he married) Counselling for him, her and the kids. Didn't work. Read a book called The Surrendered Wife Happy marriage. I translate this as... Be nice and fair Be nice and fair Be nice and fair Be nice and fair Don't agree, she can pay/be responsible for half, which is nice and fair. Be nice and fair. To be fair this is an appalling nom. Are you ill ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Look at the photo, I don't think you want pictures of that shaven haven... Neil would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: To be fair this is an appalling nom. Are you ill ? I thought you'd be all over a nom regarding the surrendering of a wife's will to her husband's, what with being a good little Catholic boy. But then I remembered that you are a heretical, excommunicated, little faggot cunt. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: To be fair this is an appalling nom. Are you ill ? This comes from the prick who sabotaged his own nom about a worthy subject (veggie fivers) and went directly into closet-gay-cunt mode in his opening gambit. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I thought you'd be all over a nom regarding the surrendering of a wife's will to her husband's, what with being a good little Catholic boy. But then I remembered that you are a heretical, excommunicated, little faggot cunt. Fuck off. A papal excommunication edict has been issued for centuries. As usual you're telling lies. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: This comes from the prick who sabotaged his own nom about a worthy subject (veggie fivers) and went directly into closet-gay-cunt mode in his opening gambit. Fuck off. I'm getting tired of your insolence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm getting tired of your insolence. Double fucking fuck off with (brass) knobs on you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 The title originally proposed for "The Surrendered Wife" was "The Stupid Cunt" but the publisher decided this might have a negative impact on the target sales demographic i.e. stupid cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 8 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: For the purposes of this nom I'll ignore the stuff about "wheres the 100 men" or "wheres the straight white man" etc etc... The BBCunts website "100 Women 2016: I am a 'surrendered wife’" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37861459 To cut it short, since I know half of you will already have stopped reading and be typing some shit about gays/autists/etc, the basic story is this... Some controlling nutter of a woman who had her first divorce by 26, and at 32 was on her way to another, she thought her husband was fucking stupid (probably... look who he married) Counselling for him, her and the kids. Didn't work. Read a book called The Surrendered Wife Happy marriage. I translate this as... Be nice and fair Be nice and fair Be nice and fair Be nice and fair Don't agree, she can pay/be responsible for half, which is nice and fair. Be nice and fair. Would Eric be able to use this information to please and satisfy his man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Would Eric be able to use this information to please and satisfy his man? Doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 I tried to swap Mrs Manky for a Jimmy Greaves 1966 World Cup sticker from Panini to complete my collection. They told me to fuck off as it wasn't a fair swap, but I could have 188 Emile Heskeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 Meh . ..terrible terrible nom Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Meh . ..terrible terrible nom Panzerknacker I'm tempted to defend Ding's nom. But I've already done it once, and in all conscience I absolutely refuse to come to his aid twice in one week. You're right, it's fucking awful. Ding, kill yourself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm tempted to defend Ding's nom. But I've already done it once, and in all conscience I absolutely refuse to come to his aid twice in one week. You're right, it's fucking awful. Ding, kill yourself. Sorry Decs, but i'm so fucking stupid, please show me how, demonstrate yourself the most effective method of suicide. I'll follow your lead once you're succesful.... Also, while where on the subbject of helping each other, you're not using the right words to get yourself another ban, pm me and I'll tell you if you wish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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