Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Got dragged out to a restaurant thingy today, against my better judgement. Had to sit in amongst tables of overly intense, overly entitled woman yapping away about how "disgraceful" X was, or how "shocking" Y was. You know the sort; they get all dolled up to go an eat a £12 burger, and talk about how their friends aren't as strong and independent as they are while eating with their fucking mouthes open. Tend to work for letting agencies, or as teachers in shitty state schools. They seem to enjoy wanting to "speak to the manager" or generally point out how things "aren't good enough", because they secretly want to save money but feel they have a better shout if they dress it up as a third-wave feminist fighting the good fight. Perpetually planning a wedding, remodelling the bathroom of their shitbox "house" (its a fucking flat somewhere in Gorgie you prick), and generally being a bunch of fucking hard work. Want kids by the time they are 35, and of course their partner has no say in the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 You need to prepare in advance for such occasions Tata. Buy yourself a fart machine and hide it in your jacket pocket along with a lump of christmas pudding. Let rip as many times as you need to until you are sure everybody has noticed. Then ask if anybody can lend you a plastic bag, all women carry one in their handbag since the 5p charge was introduced. Let out one final massive fart, a real one if you can muster it, grab the bag and make a dash for the door holding your arse cheeks. Return shortly afterwards with the pudding in the bag, throw it onto the table and say "sorry about that, what have I missed?" Party over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Got dragged out to a restaurant thingy today, against my better judgement. Had to sit in amongst tables of overly intense, overly entitled woman yapping away about how "disgraceful" X was, or how "shocking" Y was. You know the sort; they get all dolled up to go an eat a £12 burger, and talk about how their friends aren't as strong and independent as they are while eating with their fucking mouthes open. Tend to work for letting agencies, or as teachers in shitty state schools. They seem to enjoy wanting to "speak to the manager" or generally point out how things "aren't good enough", because they secretly want to save money but feel they have a better shout if they dress it up as a third-wave feminist fighting the good fight. Perpetually planning a wedding, remodelling the bathroom of their shitbox "house" (its a fucking flat somewhere in Gorgie you prick), and generally being a bunch of fucking hard work. Want kids by the time they are 35, and of course their partner has no say in the matter. You seem to dislike women Dan. Are you like Punkers and prefer the feel of an iron in your hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You seem to dislike women Dan. Are you like Punkers and prefer the feel of an iron in your hands? I certainly wouldn't want a pikey slag who eats Hedgehog for Christmas lunch. Slag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: I certainly wouldn't want a pikey slag who eats Hedgehog for Christmas lunch. Slag. Are you in the local hunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Are you in the local hunt? The Cheshire hunt is a pleasant day out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 9 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Got dragged out to a restaurant thingy today, against my better judgement. Had to sit in amongst tables of overly intense, overly entitled woman yapping away about how "disgraceful" X was, or how "shocking" Y was. You know the sort; they get all dolled up to go an eat a £12 burger, and talk about how their friends aren't as strong and independent as they are while eating with their fucking mouthes open. Tend to work for letting agencies, or as teachers in shitty state schools. They seem to enjoy wanting to "speak to the manager" or generally point out how things "aren't good enough", because they secretly want to save money but feel they have a better shout if they dress it up as a third-wave feminist fighting the good fight. Perpetually planning a wedding, remodelling the bathroom of their shitbox "house" (its a fucking flat somewhere in Gorgie you prick), and generally being a bunch of fucking hard work. Want kids by the time they are 35, and of course their partner has no say in the matter. A half-decent nom, STD, probably influenced by the fact that I despise both jumped up Letting Agents and jumped up Teachers. One is a career any thicko can get into with barely any qualifications, and the other is a Letting Agent. (Thank you, thank you, you're too kind). Anyhow, I've reported Gypps, Punky and Pen for derailing your nom. You're welcome. PS- Did you enjoy your Harvester meal? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 10 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Got dragged out to a restaurant thingy today, against my better judgement. Had to sit in amongst tables of overly intense, overly entitled woman yapping away about how "disgraceful" X was, or how "shocking" Y was. You know the sort; they get all dolled up to go an eat a £12 burger, and talk about how their friends aren't as strong and independent as they are while eating with their fucking mouthes open. Tend to work for letting agencies, or as teachers in shitty state schools. They seem to enjoy wanting to "speak to the manager" or generally point out how things "aren't good enough", because they secretly want to save money but feel they have a better shout if they dress it up as a third-wave feminist fighting the good fight. Perpetually planning a wedding, remodelling the bathroom of their shitbox "house" (its a fucking flat somewhere in Gorgie you prick), and generally being a bunch of fucking hard work. Want kids by the time they are 35, and of course their partner has no say in the matter. Letting agents or any variety of teecherz are unlikely to mix socially, letting agents might mix with junior solicitors or gay hairdressers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Are you in the local hunt? Take more care when bashing out a question, silly old tranny. Obviously should have read 'Are you the local cunt?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 11 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Got dragged out to a restaurant thingy today, against my better judgement. Had to sit in amongst tables of overly intense, overly entitled woman yapping away about how "disgraceful" X was, or how "shocking" Y was. You know the sort; they get all dolled up to go an eat a £12 burger, and talk about how their friends aren't as strong and independent as they are while eating with their fucking mouthes open. Tend to work for letting agencies, or as teachers in shitty state schools. They seem to enjoy wanting to "speak to the manager" or generally point out how things "aren't good enough", because they secretly want to save money but feel they have a better shout if they dress it up as a third-wave feminist fighting the good fight. Perpetually planning a wedding, remodelling the bathroom of their shitbox "house" (its a fucking flat somewhere in Gorgie you prick), and generally being a bunch of fucking hard work. Want kids by the time they are 35, and of course their partner has no say in the matter. Sitting with a load of women, lapping up their inane, shite and uninformed opinions, eh? Are you one of those absolute screaming fucking benders who never leaves the house without a harem of fag hags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: I certainly wouldn't want a pikey slag who eats Hedgehog for Christmas lunch. Slag. I thought hedgehogs would be just right for you. All those pricks in one hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: A half-decent nom, STD, probably influenced by the fact that I despise both jumped up Letting Agents and jumped up Teachers. One is a career any thicko can get into with barely any qualifications, and the other is a Letting Agent. (Thank you, thank you, you're too kind). Anyhow, I've reported Gypps, Punky and Pen for derailing your nom. You're welcome. PS- Did you enjoy your Harvester meal? Ooh does that mean a spell in the cooler? I need a rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: I certainly wouldn't want a pikey slag who eats Hedgehog for Christmas lunch. Slag. I like you Punkers. You make me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: I certainly wouldn't want a pikey slag who eats Hedgehog for Christmas lunch. Slag. You should be nice to Gyps. She can supply you with endless amounts of hedgehog spikey things ideal for picking your boyfriends pubes out of your teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 42 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: You should be nice to Gyps. She can supply you with endless amounts of hedgehog spikey things ideal for picking your boyfriends pubes out of your teeth. You can get Alfie Noakes to do that for you for free... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You can get Alfie Noakes to do that for you for free... lol. No need. Your boyfriend's pubes will never be anywhere near my teeth. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 11 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: No need. Your boyfriend's pubes will never be anywhere near my teeth. lol. Your name a bit of a give away isn't it Mr nobgobbler ? Pervert and cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 12 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I wouldnt let your pox ridden, gonorrheaic, aids victim of a spunk filled gimp of a boyfriend/husband near me. Clinic on Monday ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Your name a bit of a give away isn't it Mr nobgobbler ? Pervert and cretin. Err, it's not real, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 27 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Err, it's not real, obviously. Er no... of course not. Pervert and cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 56 minutes ago, Punkape said: Clinic on Monday ? Yesterday, all clear! Piles the size of footballs though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: Er no... of course not. Pervert and cretin. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: lol. Punker's likes to gobble cocks too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Punker's likes to gobble cocks too If that was the case I might have called myself Nobgobbler instead of Punkape... Fucking imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: If that was the case I might have called myself Nobgobbler instead of Punkape... Fucking imbecile. But you didn't lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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