Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Fuck me, this lot can obliterate a perfectly good wet dream with their bungling incompetence! These fucking cunts take a couple of courses in business, secure one of these C/V padding jobs, and suddenly they think they're ready to run the lot. Meanwhile, those of us who know our jobs have been left holding the bag to clean up their fucking messes....documents sent to the wrong client, personal stationary left in the store room still in the shipping boxes, which should have been received and distributed two months ago, angry clients who can't seem to speak their ignorant freak language. Claw hammerings would be too kind for these bastards. Every fucking year at this time, we go into damage control for the new year because the upper level cunts refuse to abandon this intern idiocy, and just hire people who know what the fuck they're doing! I cannot put into words just how badly I want to bind these fuckers to a steel beam and set a flamethrower upon them, and hear them scream in agony! Then there's the even more gruesome demise for the fucking interns!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Internships are bullshit. An excuse to park some sorry school or university-leaver cunt on a lower pay grade AND crow about how philanthropic your company is for providing 'opportunities'. Of course nobody actually measures the cost of endlessly re-training naive, snotty-nosed cunts who scraped a 2:2 in Applied Sport Science at some red-brick shithole somewhere. I've noticed that interns also tend to be either fit talent or some cunt that is the son/daughter of somebody higher up in the corporation. Have the interview over the breakfast table, did yeh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fuck me, this lot can obliterate a perfectly good wet dream with their bungling incompetence! These fucking cunts take a couple of courses in business, secure one of these C/V padding jobs, and suddenly they think they're ready to run the lot. Meanwhile, those of us who know our jobs have been left holding the bag to clean up their fucking messes....documents sent to the wrong client, personal stationary left in the store room still in the shipping boxes, which should have been received and distributed two months ago, angry clients who can't seem to speak their ignorant freak language. Claw hammerings would be too kind for these bastards. Every fucking year at this time, we go into damage control for the new year because the upper level cunts refuse to abandon this intern idiocy, and just hire people who know what the fuck they're doing! I cannot put into words just how badly I want to bind these fuckers to a steel beam and set a flamethrower upon them, and hear them scream in agony! Then there's the even more gruesome demise for the fucking interns!! You sound like an office worker to me and therefore would be unlikely to have any experience with either claw hammers or flame throwers. Just give these cunts a damn good stapling or jam their heads in a photocopier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You sound like an office worker to me and therefore would be unlikely to have any experience with either claw hammers or flame throwers. Just give these cunts a damn good stapling or jam their heads in a photocopier. Milk and two sugars, and wear some fucking deodorant tomorrow or I'm terminating your contract early. Fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Milk and two sugars, and wear some fucking deodorant tomorrow or I'm terminating your contract early. Fatty. Fuck it! Rumbled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck it! Rumbled. You were rumbled the minute you asked why we didn't keep crayons in the stationary cupboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: You were rumbled the minute you asked why we didn't keep crayons in the stationary cupboard. I've got my own crayons smartarse. I was looking for the colouring books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got my own crayons smartarse. I was looking for the colouring books. You fucking liar! You're always nicking my Crayolas and leaving me with the shitty Tesco Value brand ones that don't even taste right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fuck me, this lot can obliterate a perfectly good wet dream with their bungling incompetence! These fucking cunts take a couple of courses in business, secure one of these C/V padding jobs, and suddenly they think they're ready to run the lot. Meanwhile, those of us who know our jobs have been left holding the bag to clean up their fucking messes....documents sent to the wrong client, personal stationary left in the store room still in the shipping boxes, which should have been received and distributed two months ago, angry clients who can't seem to speak their ignorant freak language. Claw hammerings would be too kind for these bastards. Every fucking year at this time, we go into damage control for the new year because the upper level cunts refuse to abandon this intern idiocy, and just hire people who know what the fuck they're doing! I cannot put into words just how badly I want to bind these fuckers to a steel beam and set a flamethrower upon them, and hear them scream in agony! Then there's the even more gruesome demise for the fucking interns!! You now have full blown AIDS and have become irrational. You are also a bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You now have full blown AIDS and have become irrational. You are also a bellend. Once again you are projecting your odd homosexual thoughts onto a thread where they aren't needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: You fucking liar! You're always nicking my Crayolas and leaving me with the shitty Tesco Value brand ones that don't even taste right. I was only teasing 'Tata David Brent', I'm not really a temp. I'm one of the warehouse boys, you know, the ones with the steel toe cap boots and the forklifts. We usually only mix at the firms Xmas parties when we turn up and actually shag the office girls that the laptop monkeys have been clumsily dribbling over all year. Haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 The intern thing makes a mockery of the minimum wage. It means that if you employ someone you have to pay them the minimum wage, unless you call them an intern in which case you can get away with paying them nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Once again you are projecting your odd homosexual thoughts onto a thread where they aren't needed. Here's a nice thought, Dan: Punkape's grimy little keyboard. Uhggg just thinking about it makes me retch. I wonder if he can still even lift it from the table... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I was only teasing 'Tata David Brent', I'm not really a temp. I'm one of the warehouse boys, you know, the ones with the steel toe cap boots and the forklifts. We usually only mix at the firms Xmas parties when we turn up and actually shag the office girls that the laptop monkeys have been clumsily dribbling over all year. Haha. So who the fuck keeps taking my crayons?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: So who the fuck keeps taking my crayons?? Punkers sticks them up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Imagine if instead of baby powder, we've all being buying powdered baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, ratcum said: Imagine if instead of baby powder, we've all being buying powdered baby? Man... that makes the cocaine business even more sinister than it was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fuck me, this lot can obliterate a perfectly good wet dream with their bungling incompetence! These fucking cunts take a couple of courses in business, secure one of these C/V padding jobs, and suddenly they think they're ready to run the lot. Meanwhile, those of us who know our jobs have been left holding the bag to clean up their fucking messes....documents sent to the wrong client, personal stationary left in the store room still in the shipping boxes, which should have been received and distributed two months ago, angry clients who can't seem to speak their ignorant freak language. Claw hammerings would be too kind for these bastards. Every fucking year at this time, we go into damage control for the new year because the upper level cunts refuse to abandon this intern idiocy, and just hire people who know what the fuck they're doing! I cannot put into words just how badly I want to bind these fuckers to a steel beam and set a flamethrower upon them, and hear them scream in agony! Then there's the even more gruesome demise for the fucking interns!! You're absolutely right Wizzo. The Clinton administration was dealt a severe blow by one of their interns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Here's a nice thought, Dan: Punkape's grimy little keyboard. Uhggg just thinking about it makes me retch. I wonder if he can still even lift it from the table... Hover a UV lamp over it and watch it light up like the Crab Nebula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Man... that makes the cocaine business even more sinister than it was... I tried sprinkling it on my floorboards to stop them squeaking. The fuckers started saying "yeah dadio" instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: You're absolutely right Wizzo. The Clinton administration was dealt a severe blow by one of their interns Yes, Hillary remembers it as the last time her cunt got properly shafted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if instead of baby powder, we've all being buying powdered baby? D'you know, it's a crime that you were never a writer for VIZ comic. They missed a fucking trick there, was it you that came up with foetus feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Do they have Uber in Germany? That would be funny wouldn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, Hillary remembers it as the last time her cunt got properly shafted. That poor intern is still M.I.A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: D'you know, it's a crime that you were never a writer for VIZ comic. They missed a fucking trick there, was it you that came up with foetus feet? Came up them? I'm wearing a pair of the squealy fuckers! I'm going on Dragon's Den too, although Frau Rat says that might be a bit premature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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