Earl of Punkape Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 A vegetarian cafe is refusing to accept the new £5 note after it emerged the currency contains animal products. Sharon Meijland, owner of the Rainbow Cafe in Cambridge, has put up signs warning customers about the policy. There was outcry from some vegetarians and religious groups when it was revealed the polymer used for the notes contains tallow - a type of animal fat. The Bank of England declined to say whether there was a legal obligation to accept the notes. 'Repulsive' Mrs Meijland said she had made a "promise" to customers that the cafe was an "ethical establishment". "[Tallow's] an animal product isn't it? Our whole business is based around not having anything like that on the premises," Mrs Meijland said. "Although the same person doesn't handle the money that handles the food, that's not really the point." The cafe is being renamed "The silly ethnic gay slag " to help witn the protest. Local drug dealers who shove money and drugs up their arse will still be welcomed to the premises to support new themes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just fuck off you homophibic prick. Come out of the closet and accept your true vocation, a ball sucking gimp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 53 minutes ago, Punkape said: A vegetarian cafe is refusing to accept the new £5 note after it emerged the currency contains animal products. Sharon Meijland, owner of the Rainbow Cafe in Cambridge, has put up signs warning customers about the policy. There was outcry from some vegetarians and religious groups when it was revealed the polymer used for the notes contains tallow - a type of animal fat. The Bank of England declined to say whether there was a legal obligation to accept the notes. 'Repulsive' Mrs Meijland said she had made a "promise" to customers that the cafe was an "ethical establishment". "[Tallow's] an animal product isn't it? Our whole business is based around not having anything like that on the premises," Mrs Meijland said. "Although the same person doesn't handle the money that handles the food, that's not really the point." The cafe is being renamed "The silly ethnic gay slag " to help witn the protest. Local drug dealers who shove money and drugs up their arse will still be welcomed to the premises to support new themes. So Christians are nicked for not baking a cake for sexual deviants but this silly cow can get away with this nonsense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 As sterling is our official currency, I believe you can tender a £5 note by law and it has to be accepted. Anyone who wishes to eat in an establishment like a vegan cafe should offer a £5 note and if it if s refused, report it to some fucker. The owner of the cafe should then be decapitated and their heart cut out. The corpse should then be fed to the pigs. Chips should only be cooked in dripping. None of that gay healthy oil crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 53 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Just fuck off you homophibic prick. Come out of the closet and accept your true vocation, a ball sucking gimp! Reported for derailing the topic. Lol. You'll be banned. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Reported for derailing the topic. Lol. You'll be banned. lol. A question: does the phrase "change the record, you thick, repetitive fucking poof" mean anything to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for derailing the topic. Lol. You'll be banned. lol. You should be banned for being boring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 11 minutes ago, Ape said: A question: does the phrase "change the record, you thick, repetitive fucking poof" mean anything to you? You septic sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You septic sod. Anyway Punky, are you playing over the weekend? The weather looks favourable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 29 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for derailing the topic. Lol. You'll be banned. lol. Well, you rather derailed your own nom in the OP. Unfortunately I guess it won't be a lesson learned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Reported for derailing the topic. Lol. You'll be banned. lol. Punker's you are now banned from my club .. oh I forgot, we don't let puffs in anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 A cafe for cunts run by cunts,fuck 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: A vegetarian cafe is refusing to accept the new £5 note after it emerged the currency contains animal products. Sharon Meijland, owner of the Rainbow Cafe in Cambridge, has put up signs warning customers about the policy. There was outcry from some vegetarians and religious groups when it was revealed the polymer used for the notes contains tallow - a type of animal fat. The Bank of England declined to say whether there was a legal obligation to accept the notes. 'Repulsive' Mrs Meijland said she had made a "promise" to customers that the cafe was an "ethical establishment". "[Tallow's] an animal product isn't it? Our whole business is based around not having anything like that on the premises," Mrs Meijland said. "Although the same person doesn't handle the money that handles the food, that's not really the point." The cafe is being renamed "The silly ethnic gay slag " to help witn the protest. Local drug dealers who shove money and drugs up their arse will still be welcomed to the premises to support new themes. You couldn't possibly be a vegetarian with the amount of sausage you consume let alone what you welcome being shoved up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 5 hours ago, Manky said: As sterling is our official currency, I believe you can tender a £5 note by law and it has to be accepted. Anyone who wishes to eat in an establishment like a vegan cafe should offer a £5 note and if it if s refused, report it to some fucker. The owner of the cafe should then be decapitated and their heart cut out. The corpse should then be fed to the pigs. Chips should only be cooked in dripping. None of that gay healthy oil crap. WTF could the pigs have done to deserve such shoddy treatment? They're a noble beast, and rather tasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 28 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: WTF could the pigs have done to deserve such shoddy treatment? They're a noble beast, and rather tasty! Any cafe that does not sell bacon sandwiches is a den of cunts and should immediately be petrol bombed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Bet these cunts are all too happy to jump in their cars at the end of shift and drive home via fossil fuel, which is more animal these fivers I bet. Stupid little children stamping their feet because the rest of the world won't bend to their retarded ways. I say we all find this place and eat bacon sandwiches right outside. Or even better send them a living pig straight through the window via HALO drop as an apology. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 20 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Bet these cunts are all too happy to jump in their cars at the end of shift and drive home via fossil fuel, which is more animal these fivers I bet. Stupid little children stamping their feet because the rest of the world won't bend to their retarded ways. I say we all find this place and eat bacon sandwiches right outside. Or even better send them a living pig straight through the window via HALO drop as an apology. What these sanctimonious vegan cunts fail to realise is that virtually everything they buy has animal products utilised in some way. The glue used in cardboard packaging is nearly always animal derived, plastic, soap, cosmetics, the list is endless. If they followed their chosen lifestyle to the letter they would eat nothing, wear nothing and buy nothing. Then they would die, which would be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 6 hours ago, Eddie said: So Christians are nicked for not baking a cake for sexual deviants but this silly cow can get away with this nonsense? Fancy going into business together and opening up a cake shop in Tower Hamlets, Ed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 5 hours ago, neil298 said: A cafe for cunts run by cunts,fuck 'em I don't recall ever seeing a vegetarian bird I'd want to fuck, neil. They always seem to look anaemic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, scotty said: I don't recall ever seeing a vegetarian bird I'd want to fuck, neil. They always seem to look anaemic. And they smell of cabbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fancy going into business together and opening up a cake shop in Tower Hamlets, Ed? I am out of likes at the moment, but consider this one 'liked' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: A vegetarian cafe is refusing to accept the new £5 note after it emerged the currency contains animal products. Sharon Meijland, owner of the Rainbow Cafe in Cambridge, has put up signs warning customers about the policy. There was outcry from some vegetarians and religious groups when it was revealed the polymer used for the notes contains tallow - a type of animal fat. The Bank of England declined to say whether there was a legal obligation to accept the notes. 'Repulsive' Mrs Meijland said she had made a "promise" to customers that the cafe was an "ethical establishment". "[Tallow's] an animal product isn't it? Our whole business is based around not having anything like that on the premises," Mrs Meijland said. "Although the same person doesn't handle the money that handles the food, that's not really the point." The cafe is being renamed "The silly ethnic gay slag " to help witn the protest. Local drug dealers who shove money and drugs up their arse will still be welcomed to the premises to support new themes. Thanks for bringing this to our attention Punky. Right minded people should be aware of what these crazy leftie liberals are upto. It's a serious matter that they are even at liberty. 9 hours ago, Ape said: A question: does the phrase "change the record, you thick, repetitive fucking poof" mean anything to you? Well there's an open goal if ever I saw one..........I will resist, it would be just tooooo easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 40 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Thanks for bringing this to our attention Punky. Right minded people should be aware of what these crazy leftie liberals are upto. It's a serious matter that they are even at liberty. Well there's an open goal if ever I saw one..........I will resist, it would be just tooooo easy. Oh, it would be "tooooo" easy would it? Are you a spacker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 11 hours ago, Ape said: A question: does the phrase "change the record, you thick, repetitive fucking poof" mean anything to you? No he's not you faggoty pimp. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: No he's not you faggoty pimp. Fuck off. Sorry, but I have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to mean. Been on the claret at "the club" again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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