Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah? The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Trick as old as the roman empire . .convince the plebs the barbarians are coming and ya can tax the hole off em without reproach Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 24 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah? The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. Cry baby, faggot cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Cry baby, faggot cunt. I'd heard Peppa Pig was due for a makeover Deco. This new title for the brand is genius. You could sell begging to the Africans mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah? The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. It's the news. Of course it's gonna be shit. Watch some Robot Wars next time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 25 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah? The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. What's your fucking problem? There's nothing like a good scrap on the hard shoulder. I'll have you know that if you had caused any damage to my Range Rover and got even slightly aggressive I would spatter you all over 3rd lane you soft cunt. Do you want some ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: What's your fucking problem? There's nothing like a good scrap on the hard shoulder. I'll have you know that if you had caused any damage to my Range Rover and got even slightly aggressive I would spatter you all over 3rd lane you soft cunt. Do you want some ? Reported (again). See you in a fortnight, cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: What's your fucking problem? There's nothing like a good scrap on the hard shoulder. I'll have you know that if you had caused any damage to my Range Rover and got even slightly aggressive I would spatter you all over 3rd lane you soft cunt. Do you want some ? Good to know, Punky. I feel better about doing this now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Reported (again). See you in a fortnight, cunt. You're seriously addicted to the grass, Decs. I think you might have a problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Reported (again). See you in a fortnight, cunt. It was ironic you thick moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: What's your fucking problem? There's nothing like a good scrap on the hard shoulder. I'll have you know that if you had caused any damage to my Range Rover and got even slightly aggressive I would spatter you all over 3rd lane you soft cunt. Do you want some ? As your "Range Rover" is a cardboard cut-out taped to the side of your raleigh shopper bike would it have mattered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Good to know, Punky. I feel better about doing this now. Do you want some ? lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Do you want some ? lol. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: As your "Range Rover" is a cardboard cut-out taped to the side of your raleigh shopper bik would it have mattered? How's your Dacia ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: How's your Dacia ? lol. I use it as a duster .. you pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: I use it as a duster .. you pleb. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Peasant. Commoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Peasant. How are your plums hangimg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: How are your plums hangimg? Do want the opticians, spellcheck or both? Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: How are your plums hangimg? You on the drink, Pen? Seeing some unusually bad spelling here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Who wants some ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 M62. It's only a bit of fun.... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who wants some ? I think you're having one of your turns Punkles. Is there a colitis sufferer who can shit with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I briefly called into a hotel today, and they had BBC1 News on in the background. The sound was muted, so instead I was treated to hotel lobby muzak. While this was playing, I watched firstly as an irate coloured gentlemen started attacking a lorry driver in what appeared to be a road rage incident. This culminated in the angry chap smashing the driver's side window with a shovel. All of this was lovingly captured on shaky hand-held camera. The news then jumped to one of those endless desert wars, with malnourished children tooling around in rubble, slowly wasting away to nothing. Tears, misery and buildings with bullet holes in the walls. All that shite. My point is this: If you say you don't follow the news then people call you ignorant and close-minded. However, while the BBC claims to be the bastion of non-biased journalism, I feel that their coverage has become more sensationalist over time. I felt helpless watching these random acts of violence injustice. Yet, this was the 18:00 news report, and thousands of cunts would be watching this while eating their dinner. Are we meant to feel like small, helpless ants at the end of the day? Are we meant to feel like we can make any difference about these endless desert 'proxy' wars? I sit here eating my dinner while watching some desert cunt starve to death or some other cunt get their head kicked in, all lovingly narrated by George Alagiah? The stats tell us we live in surprisingly non-violent and crime-free times, but these news report cunts constantly push the narrative that we are generally unsafe, at risk and shouldn't try and rock the boat. What a complete and utter pile of watery, student-angst fuelled, fucking tosh your noms are. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: M62. It's only a bit of fun.... Lol. Fella in green clearly has some size envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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