Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 16 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I am walking along the High Street in Exeter on Thursday hoping to meet @Frank and all of a sudden I go flying and land almost flat on my face on the pavement not knowing what has hit me until a am helped to my feet and see that an old biddy on a mobility scooter has run into me. The fucking cow never even asked if I was ok. Was there a mirror involved in this incident? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 8 hours ago, Back door specialist said: There you go again, love yourself don't you, why don't you take a leap of faith and take a length of gristle up that cherry ring-piece of yours, you know you're gagging for it you cock-shy little shit. I’ll just stick to my normal, heterosexual relationship with my wife, and leave the shit-stabbing to specialists like yourself. Homosexual wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 On 27/11/2016 at 12:56 AM, Fender777 said: Leaning forward would cause major damage to society, imagine if all the fat cuntbundles leaned forward at fell flat on their fat faces, it would be like earthquakes are us. Oh I'm sure they'd bounce back 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Oh I'm sure they'd bounce back Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 On 11/27/2016 at 12:37 AM, Neil said: This cunt isn't fat but he makes it look easy!! Bullshit, that cunt is acting, and not too good at it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. unless they have multiple sclerosis, in which case the cunts can't get up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 On 26/11/2016 at 2:30 PM, Eric Cuntman said: I think that leaning backwards opens up the gullet and allows faster more efficient ingestion of cakeburgers etc. I think you have inadvertently invented a time saving fast food for lardies Authoritah. The cakeburger rolls your entire meal into a single hit. Why, it could even float in their thickshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 On 26/11/2016 at 2:13 PM, Ape said: I'm not sure if it's a real phenomenon or an optical illusion, but I've seen a number of fat cunts that certainly appear to be leaning backwards while they walk, as if they are counterbalancing their enormous fat fucking gut. Either way they're a fucking disgrace. Fuck off. It's like they're riding invisible Harley Davidsons, hence the laid back Easy Rider stance. It also exposes more of the belly as a useful picnic table and crumb collector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I think you have inadvertently invented a time saving fast food for lardies Authoritah. The cakeburger rolls your entire meal into a single hit. Why, it could even float in their thickshake Quote altering Ratty? This is not what I've come to expect from a lesbian of your standing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Quote altering Ratty? This is not what I've come to expect from a lesbian of your standing. I've been attacked by a swarm of winged black midgets trying to rape me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 12 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Do it yourself then and stop your bitching. While you're at it, do yourself and all. I don't care to wake up to your shite, nor that BDS pish. What a pair of faggots. One morning you won't wake up at all, and the world will be an infinitely better place. I hope it's soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: One morning you won't wake up at all, and the world will be an infinitely better place. I hope it's soon. Mind your tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 17 hours ago, ratcum said: I've been attacked by a swarm of winged black midgets trying to rape me That was just a dream, ratty. You're awake now. By the way, you'll need to change your sheets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 On 01/10/2017 at 12:19 AM, Back door specialist said: There you go again, love yourself don't you, why don't you take a leap of faith and take a length of gristle up that cherry ring-piece of yours, you know you're gagging for it you cock-shy little shit. The Emile Heskey of The Corner, utterly fucking dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 Its actually common amongst most people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Decimus said: The Emile Heskey of The Corner, utterly fucking dreadful. One thing always puzzled me about England "marksman" Heskey with a butchest of first names; 6ft plus Afro Caribbean (and hence selectively breed through the slave process to be a survivor and hard as fuck) built like a brick shithouse, a cunt most would need to whack with a pick axe handle to bring down. Yet if an effeminate defender with a hair band brushed his shoelace he'd drop to the turf like a sack of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: One thing always puzzled me about England "marksman" Heskey with a butchest of first names; 6ft plus Afro Caribbean (and hence selectively breed through the slave process to be a survivor and hard as fuck) built like a brick shithouse, a cunt most would need to whack with a pick axe handle to bring down. Yet if an effeminate defender with a hair band brushed his shoelace he'd drop to the turf like a sack of shit. He's a footballist which explains it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: He's a footballist which explains it. I'd love to see Andy Carroll and Joey Barton give you a fucking kicking in the centre spot. Now that would be half time entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I'd love to see Andy Carroll and Joey Barton give you a fucking kicking in the centre spot. Now that would be half time entertainment. When I want your opinion I'll ask for it,until then carry on sucking the cocks of your masters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 On 27/11/2016 at 12:37 AM, Neil said: This cunt isn't fat but he makes it look easy!! There’s pissed and then...there is pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Snatch said: When I want your opinion I'll ask for it,until then carry on sucking the cocks of your masters. It's so cute when you try and be all assertive. X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 5 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I'd love to see Andy Carroll and Joey Barton give you a fucking kicking in the centre spot. Now that would be half time entertainment. Andy fucking 20 grand watch Carroll? Joey thicker than you Barton? That's a pretty piss poor selection bilbo. I'd love to see graham souness stamp your shins to splinters of bone whereas you would love to see Justin fashanu enter you roughly. Your getting worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: It's so cute when you try and be all assertive. X You really don't know how much of a twat you come across as. Your getting to eavens level of twatishness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 58 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Andy fucking 20 grand watch Carroll? Joey thicker than you Barton? That's a pretty piss poor selection bilbo. I'd love to see graham souness stamp your shins to splinters of bone whereas you would love to see Justin fashanu enter you roughly. Your getting worse *You're 10 minutes ago, Snatch said: You really don't know how much of a twat you come across as. Your getting to eavens level of twatishness. *You're Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: *You're *You're Your a bellend. Really billy, have you nothing better to say or is this all you could manage with one hand on you're cock and the other up bubbas arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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