Ape™️ Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 I'm not sure if it's a real phenomenon or an optical illusion, but I've seen a number of fat cunts that certainly appear to be leaning backwards while they walk, as if they are counterbalancing their enormous fat fucking gut. Either way they're a fucking disgrace. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm not sure if it's a real phenomenon or an optical illusion, but I've seen a number of fat cunts that certainly appear to be leaning backwards while they walk, as if they are counterbalancing their enormous fat fucking gut. Either way they're a fucking disgrace. Fuck off. You're not imagining it. I bet this guy has bricks in his backpack to counterbalance: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 14 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm not sure if it's a real phenomenon or an optical illusion, but I've seen a number of fat cunts that certainly appear to be leaning backwards while they walk, as if they are counterbalancing their enormous fat fucking gut. Either way they're a fucking disgrace. Fuck off. I think that leaning backwards opens up the gullet and allows faster more efficient ingestion of cake,burgers etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 It is the natural gait of the Greggsasaurus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 I have also seen thin cunts doing this as well. It looks really odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 19 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I have also seen thin cunts doing this as well. It looks really odd. Natural effect of walking into a headwind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: You're not imagining it. I bet this guy has bricks in his backpack to counterbalance: I bet he has half a dozen boxes of Mr Kiplings in there as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Natural effect of walking into a headwind. Used to love it when the big tough driver used to let me ride in the front cab back from Euston to Crewe and watch the dozy cunts lean back at Watford Junction when they realised that we wern't going to stop as we shot through the station at 110 MPH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Used to love it when the big tough driver used to let me ride in the front cab back from Euston to Crewe and watch the dozy cunts lean back at Watford Junction when they realised that we wern't going to stop as we shot through the station at 110 MPH. "Ride in the front cab" I've never heard it called that before. I bet you used to hold on to his dead mans handle, you naughty girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 This cunt isn't fat but he makes it look easy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 Leaning forward would cause major damage to society, imagine if all the fat cuntbundles leaned forward at fell flat on their fat faces, it would be like earthquakes are us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 I've seen tall men stoop. Why the fuck do they do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 I've seen tall men stoop as well, reaching down to use the cash points at our local Halifax which have been lowered to about 28 inches off the ground for the lazy fat cunts who can't be bothered to get out of their mobility scooters! The same cunts don't have any trouble standing up when the chocolate digestives have been moved to a higher shelf in morrisons. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've seen tall men stoop as well, reaching down to use the cash points at our local Halifax which have been lowered to about 28 inches off the ground for the lazy fat cunts who can't be bothered to get out of their mobility scooters! The same cunts don't have any trouble standing up when the chocolate digestives have been moved to a higher shelf in morrisons. No. It's their cervical spine (top of the spine ) that stoops. It's as if they're trying to be smaller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 It's the only way they can get their gluteus maximus (arse muscles) to react and nip the gusset of their oversized pants to stop them falling down. Like a Malaysian Airlines flght, they will eventually succumb to gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 17 hours ago, Ape said: I'm not sure if it's a real phenomenon or an optical illusion, but I've seen a number of fat cunts that certainly appear to be leaning backwards while they walk, as if they are counterbalancing their enormous fat fucking gut. Either way they're a fucking disgrace. Fuck off. How much do you weigh Ape ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: How much do you weigh Ape ? 12 stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: 12 stone. I'll bet you're about 5ft 1 and a short arse. At 12 stone and 5ft 1 you'll a fat little runt as well.. Now fuck off.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you're about 5ft 1 and a short arse. At 12 stone and 5ft 1 you'll a fat little runt as well.. Now fuck off.... lol. 6 foot, lean and athletic I'm afraid. Just the kind of guy faggots like you like. Fucking poof. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 I am walking along the High Street in Exeter on Thursday hoping to meet @Frank and all of a sudden I go flying and land almost flat on my face on the pavement not knowing what has hit me until a am helped to my feet and see that an old biddy on a mobility scooter has run into me. The fucking cow never even asked if I was ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I am walking along the High Street in Exeter on Thursday hoping to meet @Frank and all of a sudden I go flying and land almost flat on my face on the pavement not knowing what has hit me until a am helped to my feet and see that an old biddy on a mobility scooter has run into me. The fucking cow never even asked if I was ok. That Barbara Windsor's a fucking bastard eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 On 27/11/2016 at 1:17 PM, Ape said: 6 foot, lean and athletic I'm afraid. Just the kind of guy faggots like you like. Fucking poof. lol. There you go again, love yourself don't you, why don't you take a leap of faith and take a length of gristle up that cherry ring-piece of yours, you know you're gagging for it you cock-shy little shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I am walking along the High Street in Exeter on Thursday hoping to meet @Frank and all of a sudden I go flying and land almost flat on my face on the pavement not knowing what has hit me until a am helped to my feet and see that an old biddy on a mobility scooter has run into me. The fucking cow never even asked if I was ok. Fucking hell, I paid her to run you over AND stab you. Worst £3 I ever spent. You just can't get decent assasins these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Fucking hell, I paid her to run you over AND stab you. Worst £3 I ever spent. You just can't get decent assasins these days. El Capitan, Let us know next time and I am sure we could tap into the donated money that's 'faithfully applied' towards 'site upkeep'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Fucking hell, I paid her to run you over AND stab you. Worst £3 I ever spent. You just can't get decent assasins these days. Do it yourself then and stop your bitching. While you're at it, do yourself and all. I don't care to wake up to your shite, nor that BDS pish. What a pair of faggots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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