Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 39 minutes ago, Punkape said: Another 5 years for the Tories ! Yippee!!!! This is the 2nd time I've agreed with punkape. If I start fantasising about being bummed by Nigerians I might reach for the bleach. Teresa is hung like a rouge elephant apparently and is going to ram it up the Trotskyist cunts shitter then go after the other weak as piss lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: *returns bacon and sausages to freezer* There's about 900 calories in eggs benedict, therefore punky could actually be a fat cunt. Enjoy your bacon sarnie with brown sauce, less than 400. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: There's about 900 calories in eggs benedict, therefore punky could actually be a fat cunt. Enjoy your bacon sarnie with brown sauce, less than 400. And just five in the average shot of jizz. You're right, he could actually be a fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: And just five in the average shot of jizz. You're right, he could actually be a fat cunt. Outta like wolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Another 5 years for the Tories ! Yippee!!!! Punkers old bean, I can't help but think I've judged you harshly over years And I feel we could become good chums. I'm willing to overlook the fact that you're a raging arse bandit, sell your weeping ring piece for small change to illegal, mostly Nigerian, immigrants, play the dullest cuntyist game imaginable and fully endorse a corrupt, child molesting religion. Apart from these thorny issues, you're a jolly good chap. PM me your address (landfill site where your bunt out Nissan is parked-next to your cardboard range rover) and I'll come round and do you up the shitter with a traffic cone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Punkers old bean, I can't help but think I've judged you harshly over years And I feel we could become good chums. I'm willing to overlook the fact that you're a raging arse bandit, sell your weeping ring piece for small change to illegal, mostly Nigerian, immigrants, play the dullest cuntyist game imaginable and fully endorse a corrupt, child molesting religion. Apart from these thorny issues, you're a jolly good chap. PM me your address (landfill site where your bunt out Nissan is parked-next to your cardboard range rover) and I'll come round and do you up the shitter with a traffic cone. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 14 hours ago, Punkape said: Pleb. Ninnyhammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 On 24/11/2016 at 22:34, Earl of Punkape said: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day as well as being a great British tradition.We have great cereals such as Weetabix, Shredded wheat and porridge.Then Bacon and eggs or British bangers and black pudding. Then you look at the ghastly offerings on the continent with croissants, baguettes yoghurt and fucking Muesli. Muesli was invented by a Swiss homosexual cuckoo clock maker and continues to be eaten by cunts of a similar ilk. Remain cunts are Muesli consumers along with socialist cunts, silly "wimmin",BBC cunts, all poofs, everyone in Brighton and millions of assorted Eurotrash. I eat only organic, free range eggs. @and, you Aldi muesli eating cunt... Fuck off. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 36 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @and, you Aldi muesli eating cunt... Fuck off. Lol. Still, it's a lot more civilised than eating the fruit from the tree that you actually live in. Lol, Fuck Off 🍌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 1 hour ago, and said: Still, it's a lot more civilised than eating the fruit from the tree that you actually live in. Lol, Fuck Off 🍌 You've already been warned by @Mrs Roops to calm down. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Shredded Wheat, on a crumpet break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 7 minutes ago, ProfB said: Shredded Wheat, on a crumpet break. Ian Botham can eat 3 of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Send out a search party for Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You've already been warned by @Mrs Roops to calm down. Idiot. Suck my banana 🍌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 On 11/07/2024 at 18:01, and said: Suck my banana 🍌 Raas generally makes it a rule to not go anywhere a Rabbi has been. How does it feel to live with the knowledge that the first ever person to put your maggot in their mouth was a bearded kike wizard? He was also probably the last non-canine to give it a lick, too. Lolololol Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 On 11/07/2024 at 18:01, and said: Suck my banana 🍌 On 11/07/2024 at 14:49, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You've already been warned by @Mrs Roops to calm down. Idiot. What an interesting comment that is .What's yours your middle name? Kapo possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 On 24/11/2016 at 22:47, camberwell gypsy said: Muesli is the breakfast of champion cunts I thought it was sex . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest entitled little cunt Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 On 24/11/2016 at 22:47, camberwell gypsy said: Muesli is the breakfast of champion cunts I thought it was sex . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 On 12/07/2024 at 20:00, Guest entitled little cunt said: I thought it was sex . so you said - twice, but not why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Gareth Southgate looks a Jordans bran sort of guy. He seems to survive on roughage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 On 11/07/2024 at 17:06, ProfB said: Shredded Wheat, on a crumpet break. I am now back on crumpets, the giant ones - just cut them into four sections & it's like I've died & gone to heaven. i like them well toasted - quite crushy on top, not floppy - no way. My bestie big K is into 'Nestle KitKat Chocolate Cereal' - YUK🤮 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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