Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 On 24-11-2016 at 11:34 PM, Punkape said: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day as well as being a great British tradition.We have great cereals such as Weetabix, Shredded wheat and porridge.Then Bacon and eggs or British bangers and black pudding. Then you look at the ghastly offerings on the continent with croissants, baguettes yoghurt and fucking Muesli. Muesli was invented by a Swiss homosexual cuckoo clock maker and continues to be eaten by cunts of a similar ilk. Remain cunts are Muesli consumers along with socialist cunts, silly "wimmin",BBC cunts, all poofs, everyone in Brighton and millions of assorted Eurotrash. I eat only organic, free range eggs. I'll wager that you're partial to a generous length of black pudding......... up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 On 24/11/2016 at 10:50 PM, Punkape said: You obsequious fucking peasant. My ban was a diabolical outrage. Yes, it wa outrageously short. A bit like your cock. On 25/11/2016 at 6:16 PM, nobgobbler said: They should have spit roasted the cunt. Which one? No, actually, don't answer that, I'm not sure my imagination could cope with either image... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 On 24/11/2016 at 10:50 PM, Punkape said: My ban was a diabolical outrage. I grassed you up, P, and I'd do it all over again, you vile fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 On 25/11/2016 at 4:14 PM, Alfie Noakes said: You are a plebian if you think any other cereal than porridge is British. The Americunts invented Shredded Wheat and Ozbo's invented Weetabix. Weetabix is made in Kettering so fuck off knob-jockey... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I grassed you up, P, and I'd do it all over again, you vile fucking poof. You fucking cunt. I'll get you at the Christmas party....but you'll be cowering at home with your rent boy. lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You fucking cunt. I'll get you at the Christmas party....but you'll be cowering at home with your rent boy. lol. Evening Punkers. I'm intrigued - what's your handicap (the golf one, not the fact you're a flid)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 11 hours ago, Punkape said: Weetabix is made in Kettering so fuck off knob-jockey... lol. This is one where wikipedia is probably accurate on. Head boy's gimp! Weetabix is the British version of the original Australian Weet-Bix. Both Weet-Bix and Weetabix were invented by Bennison Osborne, an Australian. Weet-Bix was introduced in Australia through the company “Grain Products Limited” in the mid-1920s, with funding from businessman Arthur Shannon and marketing assistance from Osborne’s New Zealand friend Malcolm Macfarlane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Why no mention of coco pops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 40 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Why no mention of coco pops? Racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Racist! Crunchy Nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Crunchy Nut. Crunch your own nuts. In a vice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Crunch your own nuts. In a vice. Cornflake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: This ia one where wikipedia is probably accurate on. Head boy's gimp! Weetabix is the British version of the original Australian Weet-Bix. Both Weet-Bix and Weetabix were invented by Bennison Osborne, an Australian. Weet-Bix was introduced in Australia through the company “Grain Products Limited” in the mid-1920s, with funding from businessman Arthur Shannon and marketing assistance from Osborne’s New Zealand friend Malcolm Macfarlane. The off brand copies should be called ' Cheatabix' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The off brand copies should be called ' Cheatabix' More like 'Shitabrix' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 On 28/11/2016 at 8:53 PM, Ape said: Evening Punkers. I'm intrigued - what's your handicap (the golf one, not the fact you're a flid)? Now back down to 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Now back down to 5. You sad little prick - I posted this 4 months ago. Fucking stalking poof. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Muesli and Granola keeps be regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: Muesli and Granola keeps be regular. Mixture of cornflakes and muesli with a weetabix on the top so the cunt doesn't get soggy. Perfect fuel before I strap on the lycras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: Muesli and Granola keeps be regular. My alarm clock keeps me regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 38 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Mixture of cornflakes and muesli with a weetabix on the top so the cunt doesn't get soggy. Perfect fuel before I strap on the lycras I like a big dollop of Greek yogurt and honey works well with weetabix or shredded wheat before or after a run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 On 24-11-2016 at 11:34 PM, Punkape said: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day as well as being a great British tradition.We have great cereals such as Weetabix, Shredded wheat and porridge.Then Bacon and eggs or British bangers and black pudding. Then you look at the ghastly offerings on the continent with croissants, baguettes yoghurt and fucking Muesli. Muesli was invented by a Swiss homosexual cuckoo clock maker and continues to be eaten by cunts of a similar ilk. Remain cunts are Muesli consumers along with socialist cunts, silly "wimmin",BBC cunts, all poofs, everyone in Brighton and millions of assorted Eurotrash. I eat only organic, free range eggs. The English breakfast is for fat gutted truck drivers and other thick thinking brain dead menial workers whereas Muesli and continental breakfasts are for discerning professionals like my self. You must be a menial worker Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 20 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: The English breakfast is for fat gutted truck drivers and other thick thinking brain dead menial workers whereas Muesli and continental breakfasts are for discerning professionals like my self. You must be a menial worker Punkers. *returns bacon and sausages to freezer* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 On 17/04/2017 at 5:31 PM, Punkape said: Now back down to 5. What are your thoughts on the erection election @Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What are your thoughts on the erection election @Punkape? Another 5 years for the Tories ! Yippee!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Another 5 years for the Tories ! Yippee!!!! Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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