Ape™️ Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 I've noticed that all tyre dealers are now offering nitrogen as a wonder alternative to air (already 78% nitrogen) that they can shove in your tyres at great expense. They claim reduced rate of deflation and reduced fuel consumption amongst the supposed benefits. It's utter fucking bollocks, and anyone stupid enough to pay £5 a corner for it is indeed a stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Another rip off from some cunt who will no doubt say it's better for the environment which means they can charge what the fuck they like. If and when these come on the market they they shove their nitrogen up their fucking arse. http://www.bridgestonetire.com/tread-and-trend/tire-talk/airless-concept-tires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: I've noticed that all tyre dealers are now offering nitrogen as a wonder alternative to air (already 78% nitrogen) that they can shove in your tyres at great expense. They claim reduced rate of deflation and reduced fuel consumption amongst the supposed benefits. It's utter fucking bollocks, and anyone stupid enough to pay £5 a corner for it is indeed a stupid fucking cunt. Too true Ape. I'd only trust this cuntery if M & S did it, or if Tesco's Finest Nitrogen appeared at the pumps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 This is also a good nom because the workshy scrounger that is gaseous nitrogen has been a burden for millennia. It's makes up 79% of the air around us but contributes nothing by way of health, culture or the arts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: This is also a good nom because the workshy scrounger that is gaseous nitrogen has been a burden for millennia. It's makes up 79% of the air around us but contributes nothing by way of health, culture or the arts Ratters,you really aren't all there are you. Keep it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Think airplanes have nitrogen in their wheels cos It doesn't burn ...the non combustible doley loafer gaseous cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: I've noticed that all tyre dealers are now offering nitrogen as a wonder alternative to air (already 78% nitrogen) that they can shove in your tyres at great expense. They claim reduced rate of deflation and reduced fuel consumption amongst the supposed benefits. It's utter fucking bollocks, and anyone stupid enough to pay £5 a corner for it is indeed a stupid fucking cunt. It's the new must have accessory for those cunts who bleat on about avoiding a proper gear stick and paying an extra £1500 quid to have flimsy Mickey Mouse ears superglued to their steering column instead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Nitrogen, oxygen, carbon = nitroglycerin. Kaboooom lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 8 hours ago, Ape said: I've noticed that all tyre dealers are now offering nitrogen as a wonder alternative to air (already 78% nitrogen) that they can shove in your tyres at great expense. They claim reduced rate of deflation and reduced fuel consumption amongst the supposed benefits. It's utter fucking bollocks, and anyone stupid enough to pay £5 a corner for it is indeed a stupid fucking cunt. Wonderful nom, brilliant, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: Wonderful nom, brilliant, thanks. I wondered how long it would be before one of the flids commented. 16 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Nitrogen, oxygen, carbon = nitroglycerin. Kaboooom lol. Lol, lol. Fucking brilliant. Kaboooom. Oh, lol, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just now, Ape said: I wondered how long it would be before one of the flids commented. Lol, lol. Fucking brilliant. Kaboooom. Oh, lol, lol. Whoa... that sounded uncannily like your Punk counterpart.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: I wondered how long it would be before one of the flids commented. Lol, lol. Fucking brilliant. Kaboooom. Oh, lol, lol. Flid nom, flid comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: I wondered how long it would be before one of the flids commented. Lol, lol. Fucking brilliant. Kaboooom. Oh, lol, lol. And a lol for good luck. Lol. Boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Some Nissan GTRs have nitrogen in their tyres but I think that's something to do with Japanese being smaller in stature than westerners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: Some Nissan GTRs have nitrogen in their tyres but I think that's something to do with Japanese being smaller in stature than westerners That'll be the reason for it Ratters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Aren't Nissans made by sheep shaggers in Swansea? BOT. Why nitrogen? You only need a medium to fill a void under pressure. Best use something that is readily available, in plentiful supply and cheap as fresh air, a bit like......air. This nom. should be the cunts who have actually fallen for this gimmickry and purchased a Pirelli full of nitrogen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Aren't Nissans made by sheep shaggers in Swansea? BOT. Why nitrogen? You only need a medium to fill a void under pressure. Best use something that is readily available, in plentiful supply and cheap as fresh air, a bit like......air. This nom. should be the cunts who have actually fallen for this gimmickry and purchased a Pirelli full of nitrogen. Sheep shaggers in Sunderland, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Aren't Nissans made by sheep shaggers in Swansea? BOT. Why nitrogen? You only need a medium to fill a void under pressure. Best use something that is readily available, in plentiful supply and cheap as fresh air, a bit like......air. This nom. should be the cunts who have actually fallen for this gimmickry and purchased a Pirelli full of nitrogen. If you read to the end of the nom, you'll see it directly cunts those who have fallen for this marketing scam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: This nom. should be the cunts who have actually fallen for this gimmickry and purchased a Pirelli full of nitrogen. Nitrogen itself is a versatile little bugger, the key component of both ammonia and nitric acid. No wonder it's so often used in honour crimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Nitrogen has larger molecules than the oxygen component in compressed air so reduced pressure loss ensues and tyres remain efficient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 33 minutes ago, ratcum said: Some Nissan GTRs have nitrogen in their tyres but I think that's something to do with Japanese being smaller in stature than westerners And concentric knurling on the tyre beads and mating face of rim. They claim this is because in tests the car corners so fast that the tyres were coming off the rims, I imagine this is most handy when pulling maximum G on the mini roundabouts in Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Nitrogen has larger molecules than the oxygen component in compressed air so reduced pressure loss ensues and tyres remain efficient. You and I were both paying attention to Jeremy Clarkson weren't we? I'm tipping him as a future PM. When you look at Americas recent election it's not inconceivable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And concentric knurling on the tyre beads and mating face of rim. They claim this is because in tests the car corners so fast that the tyres were coming off the rims, I imagine this is most handy when pulling maximum G on the mini roundabouts in Cheshire. Yeah we know all about concentric knurling on tyre beads Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You and I were both paying attention to Jeremy Clarkson weren't we? I'm tipping him as a future PM. When you look at Americas recent election it's not inconceivable. I'd vote Clarkson. Just to see the lefties spazzing out again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Yeah we know all about concentric knurling on tyre beads Eric. I didn't until I watched a repeat of top gear on Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.