Ape™️ Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There have been stupider cunts than this before. No, who am I kidding, this is definitely a new low. I miss Jazz. Jazz would be like the fucking messiah compared to these amoebic cretins. Perhaps CC has contracted the Facebook virus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: I prime example of unadulterated stupidity. Shut it or I'll burn your monopoly board you boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Extremecunt said: Shut it or I'll burn your monopoly board you boring cunt. Comedy gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Foetus Foot is already dead. Murderer! Hang on a minute , I was trying to quote EC and this came up again! Spose it gives your talents a wider audience. I'll try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Comedy gold. Thanks! Modern warfare calls. Enjoy waiting in silence for 20 mins for the next poster lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 39 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: One of my favourite episodes. I love the bit where he is in the life raft surrounded by minorities and writing in his notebook, we hear his internal monologue , "It appears that I am the last of my species". Cartman, a true role model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 11 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Thanks! Modern warfare calls. Enjoy waiting in silence for 20 mins for the next poster lol. Remind me - do you live with your mum, have an imaginary "missus" and earn obscene amounts of money selling rubbish to thick cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Remind me - do you live with your mum, have an imaginary "missus" and earn obscene amounts of money selling rubbish to thick cunts? I'm genuinely starting to think Ex is just some filthy youth. Leaching off the dole and wasting his days playing Nintendo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There have been stupider cunts than this before. No, who am I kidding, this is definitely a new low. I miss Jazz. Jazz was good. The past is always better. Rickets was fuckin hysterical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ape said: Remind me - do you live with your mum, have an imaginary "missus" and earn obscene amounts of money selling rubbish to thick cunts? I thought I cleared up your missus comment earlier. My missus resides in twycross zoo. And she's an ignorant cunt. All the rest your spot on. Wanna buy some crotchless panties lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm genuinely starting to think Ex is just some filthy youth. Leaching off the dole and wasting his days playing Nintendo. PlayStation4, 37 and fookin minted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Extremecunt said: PlayStation4, 37 and fookin minted. And living with your mum. Do you pay anything towards the Iceland weekly food delivery? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just now, Extremecunt said: PlayStation4, 37 and fookin minted. Really? Guess you must've suffered a severe brain injury to fuck it all up this bad then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just now, Ape said: And living with your mum. Do you pay anything towards the Iceland weekly food delivery? I'm thinking of buying a coon because my old cat is ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Nothing's fucked I'm just a happy camper. Am actually crouched down behind a missile silo waiting to shank some quickscoper lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Imagine if someone got mixed up and asked for United Arab Enemas instead? That'd be a wiggly situation eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just now, ratcum said: Imagine if someone got mixed up and asked for United Arab Enemas instead? That'd be a wiggly situation eh? Sticky, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Nothing's fucked I'm just a happy camper. Am actually crouched down behind a missile silo waiting to shank some quickscoper lol. You do seem to be in high spirits. Camp, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, Ape said: And living with your mum. Do you pay anything towards the Iceland weekly food delivery? We shop at costcutter. lol bread and beans for 44p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You do seem to be in high spirits. Camp, too. I'm very rerryrerry drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 34 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Is this what you wanted when you started this nom, ding? Fuck me, do these new mongs really find this entertaining? Watching my grass grow is more entertaining, and I can't even see it right now as it's nighttime. No, it's not what I wanted, I was expecting some kind of pseudo-intellectual, violent vigilante discussion, with only very slight undertones of racism to ensue... with the usual accoutrements of bark strippers & bleach, but with a possibility of a new toy with which to render the fucking morons into paperglue.... Shit, I see where I went wrong now... 30 minutes ago, Ape said: Jazz would be like the fucking messiah compared to these amoebic cretins. Perhaps CC has contracted the Facebook virus? Bring Back Jib Jab Jazz Campaign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 12 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: PlayStation4, 37 and fookin minted. You actually own a PlayStation 4? And you're only 37? Shit, that really knocks my large family home into a cocked hat. How have you made it so far up the ladder so young? Please, tell me your secret! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Imagine going to watch Man City (come on you Blues!) at Maine Road only to be redirected to a stadium owned by unsavoury types from a 'kingdom' with a shit human rights record. Well you just wouldn't would you? Unless of course you were a thicko football fan wearing replica kit, which is different from last year's kit. And the year before that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: I'm very rerryrerry drunk. Here's a little video to enjoy whilst your 37 year old liver is slowly rotted away by that yummy Value Brand Cider. Be sure to watch it through fully, but don't get too distracted or you'll miss the important message at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine going to watch Man City (come on you Blues!) at Maine Road only to be redirected to a stadium owned by unsavoury types from a 'kingdom' with a shit human rights record. Well you just wouldn't would you? Unless of course you were a thicko football fan wearing replica kit, which is different from last year's kit. And the year before that. I know it's got a shit human rights record but I didn't know that Manchester was now a kingdom. Well you live and learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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