Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 Fucking pricks... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38013351 Not the first time this has happened... And all three are apparently British citizens.... Girls? If you go there, don't go there.. Or come back home before reporting anything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Due to my unruly behavior on this site. I am now an avid practising Muslim . Inshallha peace be upon him. You can all be nice to me now. Where's the benefits office? Allahu Akbar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 I'll give you a like if you agree to stop being such a prat, Ex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 Fucking stone age cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 4 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Due to my unruly behavior on this site. I am now an avid practising Muslim . Inshallha peace be upon him. You can all be nice to me now. Where's the benefits office? Allahu Akbar! Shut up, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: I'll give you a like if you agree to stop being such a prat, Ex. Can you doodle a quick picture of the silly cunt hanging himself? We can then all hope and pray that life will imitate art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fucking stone age cunts. Sharia law Muslims? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 37 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sharia law Muslims? Eddie, sort out Cockfingers, he's an absolute fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: Eddie, sort out Cockfingers, he's an absolute fucking disgrace. whats that dirty double-crosser been up to now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Shut up, you cunt. I love you too. Fancy a fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 What do you expect off fucking Ay-rabs. Sandal wearing camel shaggers. They only got the oil because the Paddy's chose the potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 12 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Due to my unruly behavior on this site. I am now an avid practising Muslim . Inshallha peace be upon him. You can all be nice to me now. Where's the benefits office? Allahu Akbar! As you are now a Muslim I would like to personally furnish you with the benefits of a cricket bat, see, I am helpful to others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 54 minutes ago, Manky said: What do you expect off fucking Ay-rabs. Sandal wearing camel shaggers. They only got the oil because the Paddy's chose the potatoes. Then they forgot where they buried them an nearly starved to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: As you are now a Muslim I would like to personally furnish you with the benefits of a cricket bat, see, I am helpful to others. I'd much prefer a razor, as this infinitely expanding face fuzz is rather itchy lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 29 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: I'd much prefer a razor, as this infinitely expanding face fuzz is rather itchy lol. Yeah that's the trouble with being a terrorist, those stripey woolly hats look uncomfortable too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 56 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: I'd much prefer a razor, as this infinitely expanding face fuzz is rather itchy lol. When visiting the zoo, I never miss the opportunity of going up to a rhinoceros and shouting "Oi you pachy cunt!". People look at me funny until I explain rhinos, elephants and hippos are pachyderms. Much chortling invariably ensues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 I met three benefits tourists from the UAE in town. The first was called Amir The second was called Amir Azwell And the third was Amir Azwell Azim.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: When visiting the zoo, I never miss the opportunity of going up to a rhinoceros and shouting "Oi you pachy cunt!". People look at me funny until I explain rhinos, elephants and hippos are pachyderms. Much chortling invariably ensues. I've tried that, but my missus just stares at me then carries on grazing on a bowl of lettuce and banana's. The ignorant cunt lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I met three benefits tourists from the UAE in town. The first was called Amir The second was called Amir Azwell And the third was Amir Azwell Azim.. I'm out of likes. But that comment deserves housing benefit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: When visiting the zoo, I never miss the opportunity of going up to a rhinoceros and shouting "Oi you pachy cunt!". People look at me funny until I explain rhinos, elephants and hippos are pachyderms. Much chortling invariably ensues. You used to write for letterbocks in viz magazine didn't you, I recognised the style immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: I've tried that, but my missus just stares at me then carries on grazing on a bowl of lettuce and banana's. The ignorant cunt lol. Bovine luv is good but don't milk it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You used to write for letterbocks in viz magazine didn't you, I recognised the style immediately. It remains an aspiration Eric. I did send in Foetus Foot, the super hero who had near full term babies instead of actual feet. Cunts never bothered replying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: It remains an aspiration Eric. I did send in Foetus Foot, the super hero who had near full term babies instead of actual feet. Cunts never bothered replying. This was my all time fave. "I recently holidayed in Spain and decided to attend a bullfight, I have never been more upset and disgusted! Firstly it was €10 to get in, €5 for a an of coke, and we were sat so far back that we couldn't even see the cows getting stabbed. Mrs Smith. Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 30 minutes ago, ratcum said: It remains an aspiration Eric. I did send in Foetus Foot, the super hero who had near full term babies instead of actual feet. Cunts never bothered replying. Don't give up on foetus foot. I have pictured it in my mind and it is brilliant! Anyone refusing to publish it is a cunt. Much better than Daredevil , fucking Stevie Wonder in a red onesie, for fucks sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't give up on foetus foot. I have pictured it in my mind and it is brilliant! Anyone refusing to publish it is a cunt. Much better than Daredevil , fucking Stevie Wonder in a red onesie, for fucks sake! Foetus Foot is already dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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