Eddie Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Yes. I want Neil to do some digging through Facebook and fit the pieces together and work out my identity. I then want him to track me down, knock me out, and anally take me in the back of his Bedford Rascal. I think Neil just wants to give you a smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've met her at a christening, she is the aunty to a girl I lived with at uni's kid. I can confirm that she is absolutely fucking smoking in the flesh as well. Be that as it may, but I much prefer Carol Vorderman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Mrs Roops said: You mean this one? Dang. Can't compare to that. I'll try my best, though. Taking my time on this one. It'll be my Mona Lisa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: You mean this one? That's the ticket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've met her at a christening, she is the aunty to a girl I lived with at uni's kid. That makes you sisters right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've met her at a christening, she is the aunty to a girl I lived with at uni's kid. I can confirm that she is absolutely fucking smoking in the flesh as well. I wish she were stupider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wish she were stupider. Despite my rampant misogyny, I quite like a clever woman, although I'll still endeavour to endlessly tell them that they are thick as shit until they believe it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Be that as it may, but I much prefer Carol Vorderman. I'd rather go fucking gay than go anywhere near that botoxed fucking dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: As to whether the French are cowards .. I suggest that a few of you Brave Hearts try to have an argument with the French Foreign Legion .. or better still if you are truly brave join the French Foreign Legion. They wouldn't have me would they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Despite my rampant misogyny, I quite like a clever woman, although I'll still endeavour to endlessly tell them that they are thick as shit until they believe it. Decs, intelligence in a woman is about as useful as massive jugs on a fish: good to have, but, er... Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Decs, intelligence in a woman is about as useful as massive jugs on a fish: good to have, but, er... Bill? Bill never mentioned a significant other. He was married to the bugle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bill never mentioned a significant other. He was married to the bugle. Married to Brown Bess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Let's have a vote for the most suitable Brexit plan and then not fucking follow it. Oh, hang on a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: So a 'leaked' report claims that Mdm May and her cronies have no strategy for leaving the EU. Well, well, that is a surprise. The suggestion is that another 30,000 civil servants be employed to cope with the process of leaving. That is 30,000 more salaries that you British taxpayers will have to pay these free loading cunts. The U.K. will not leave the EU, the deal has been done behind closed doors weeks ago. Those of you who voted leave have been conned. A clear cut case of clowns led by clowns. Marine Le Pen is more shaggable than May anyway. Vivre Produced by some outside consultants that knew fuck all but wanted to provide their services to help out, so its basically a load of rubbish like your post. Even if true, 30,000 more salaries to pay for a couple of years would be a price worth paying to get away from you cunts. If you live long enough, which I hope you don't obviously, you will eventually see the French also break away from the United States of Europe and the Germans will be marching in Paris again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: I'd rather go fucking gay than go anywhere near that botoxed fucking dog. That's a bit extreme but we live in a modern world. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 25 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: the Germans will be marching in Paris again. There seemed to be thousands of Germans in the south of France 35 years ago so what difference will it make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: There seemed to be thousands of Germans in the south of France 35 years ago so what difference will it make? Not like they tried to stop them, at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: Not like they tried to stop them, at all. The Germans were all over Spain as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 40 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: There seemed to be thousands of Germans in the south of France 35 years ago so what difference will it make? There were loads 75 years ago too. The french were so keen to have them there, they gave the southern half of france away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: There were loads 75 years ago too. The french were so keen to have them there, they gave the southern half of france away! Oh god that's the one I thought she was talking about... sorry, Pen I just automatically think you're going on about the war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: You mean this one? You want that bitching picture I did for you as an avatar, or can I nick it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Fuck knows where it is on here but I predicted months in advance on this site that you're cunt if you thought you'd have clean break from the EU after the referendum . I could have written the narrative and script myself.... word for fucking word, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Fuck knows where it is on here but I predicted months in advance on this site that you're cunt if you thought you'd have clean break from the EU after the referendum . I could have written the narrative and script myself.... word for fucking word, You know little about politics and even less about how Brexit will take shape. A lucky prediction from an invective of drivel has given you delusions of political expertise.......when in fact you're just a homosexual window cleaner with AIDS from Basildon. Do fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You know little about politics and even less about how Brexit will take shape. A lucky prediction from an invective of drivel has given you delusions of political expertise.......when in fact you're just a homosexual window cleaner with AIDS from Basildon. Do fuck off. I probably know less about politics than you know about having to clean another poofs shit off of your dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Gong Farmer said: I probably know less about politics than you know about having to clean another poofs shit off of your dick. I'm politically educated, aware and astute. You have the intellectual capacity of a discarded, pink marshmallow floating in the toilet bowl of a gay nightclub. Sod off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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