Roadkill Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: For my hard work posting these videos lol. Jus joking I have the worst like ratio in the history of cunts corner lol. Prob something to do with being a thoroughly lovely chap. I'm already out of likes anyway. You're all leaches. Hilarious likeable leaches, damnit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Gloria Jones took T Rex down with a Morris Mini Driving a mini is like driving a fucking go-kart. Hit anything at 20mph and you have the fucking engine sitting on your lap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I only used underlever once and lost the tip of my left index finger to the bugger. Still don't have feeling in it to this day. You lot should be careful. You can have someone's eye out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 21 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: For my hard work posting these videos lol. Jus joking I have the worst like ratio in the history of cunts corner lol. Prob something to do with being a thoroughly lovely chap. There now I've wasted another one of mine out of sympathy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 33 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I wish... Five lifetimes worth of knowledge would be sweet. Be careful what you wish for, walking round in circles on a motorway slip road shouting "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I LIVE?" Is not a cool look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Driving a mini is like driving a fucking go-kart. Hit anything at 20mph and you have the fucking engine sitting on your lap. Unless you're Hugh grant and you have a fuck ugly rancid prostitute on your lap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Be careful what you wish for, walking round in circles on a motorway slip road shouting "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I LIVE?" Is not a cool look. Specially if you're barefoot and wearing a piss stained dress. Eh Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There now I've wasted another one of mine out of sympathy! I'm out of like's too Eric. I'll top you both up tomorrow. Can't give too many tho or roops will kick us all in the bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The cotton flattens out enough to not affect the O ring, I found a 50 year old BSA cadet at a bootsale for a fiver, reblued it changed the rotted leather breech seal for a rubber one soaked the spring and piston in penetrating oil and it's the best little barngun I've ever had. 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: It's better than the shitty B2 he had before. Nice to hold a gun that feels and looks like real varnished wood and not cheap plywood with that horrible brown sheen they put on them these days. The older ones were always best, unfortunately it always sounds like rose-tinted spectacled nostalgia, but they were just better made, when people were craftsmen rather than salesmen. I nearly took my brothers nose off with a breakbarrel that had a dodgy hair trigger, cocked it, put the pellet in, and the trigger went flicking it back up, it only just caught him because he moved fucking quick! 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you remember the "gat" pistol? Telescopic barrel cocking, five minutes to unscrew the breech load pin and came in the box with feather darts and corks that you could shove in the muzzle if you just wanted to shoot your sister and not get in too much trouble. Loads of fun for £9.99 Yep, got one of those hiding away, had them darts stuck all over the house, parents played fuck with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: The older ones were always best, unfortunately it always sounds like rose-tinted spectacled nostalgia, but they were just better made, when people were craftsmen rather than salesmen. I nearly took my brothers nose off with a breakbarrel that had a dodgy hair trigger, cocked it, put the pellet in, and the trigger went flicking it back up, it only just caught him because he moved fucking quick! Yep, got one of those hiding away, had them darts stuck all over the house, parents played fuck with us. Webley tempest and the longer barrelled but otherwise identical hurricane were great pistols but I am left handed and the grips had a thumb suage ridge on the left hand side so I didn't get on too well with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Webley tempest and the longer barrelled but otherwise identical hurricane were great pistols but I am left handed and the grips had a thumb suage ridge on the left hand side so I didn't get on too well with them. Sorry no lefties on here Eric. I would suggest you shoot yourself but you'd probably fuckin miss. Is there a river near where you live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 15 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The older ones were always best, unfortunately it always sounds like rose-tinted spectacled nostalgia, but they were just better made, when people were craftsmen rather than salesmen. I nearly took my brothers nose off with a breakbarrel that had a dodgy hair trigger, cocked it, put the pellet in, and the trigger went flicking it back up, it only just caught him because he moved fucking quick! Yep, got one of those hiding away, had them darts stuck all over the house, parents played fuck with us. When I was 7, I bust 4 lower front teeth with my cousins piece of shit old bsa breakbarrel , in that very way. Crowns I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Extremecunt said: I'm out of like's too Eric. I'll top you both up tomorrow. Can't give too many tho or roops will kick us all in the bollocks. What bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: When I was 7, I bust 4 lower front teeth with my cousins piece of shit old bsa breakbarrel , in that very way. Crowns I have. What a total dunce Quincly! I can imagine you getting arrested for trying to milk a sheik. Arf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 28 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What bollocks? They are shrinking as I get older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Extremecunt said: I have actually built with the help of my grandad a .22 powder actuated hand gun and and rifle. Also converted a .22 crossman ratcatcher into a powder actuated pistol. I hacksawed the barrel and stock and built my own silencer using an car oil filter. Its ruthless lol. Ratcatchers were fucking great for a jumped up air pistol with a bit more range. Isn't it a shame that firework manufacturers now put that shit in the powder so we can no longer split them open, pour into a crimped copper pipe and make bombs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 43 minutes ago, ratcum said: Sorry no lefties on here Eric. I would suggest you shoot yourself but you'd probably fuckin miss. Is there a river near where you live? No but there's a fuckload of morphine in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No but there's a fuckload of morphine in the house. Is there any bleach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 39 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What bollocks? The ones I'm going to empty into your slippery love tunnel as soon as you PM me the address of of your loony bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Gurt said: Is there any bleach? It kills the brain last when injected so you're probably about to tell me not to bother with it coz I would survive anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: See what I mean, total discrimination against left handers, if they'd had wooden grips I would have ground off that fucking ridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Fucking ace looking pistol they were, always got to play the Nazi officer with his Lugar if you were toting that... I'll post some piccies of mine in a week or two.. they're at my parents since they have the fields and barn to go with them... shooting those fucking cats that shit all over the garden in town doesn't go down too well with the fuzz... miserable bastards, it's only a sport... Brother had some airpistol with a long barrel and removable stock, can't remember what it was called, one of the main manufacturers though, stock was single rod steel and screwed in the back behind where the hammer would be on a real pistol.. off for a shufty to see if I can find one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratcatchers were fucking great for a jumped up air pistol with a bit more range. Isn't it a shame that firework manufacturers now put that shit in the powder so we can no longer split them open, pour into a crimped copper pipe and make bombs. Aargh your teasing now. There's a anarchist website on the dark web that teaches you how to build all kinds of bombs. Kind of like jolly rogers anarchist cookbook only updated and modernised. Including poisons lol. Did you know you can make a lethal poison using only tobacco and vinegar. Leave a shit load of tobacco soaking in vinegar for a few months, and a drop of this fire water in your victims tea will kick the fuck out of their healthy lifestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: See what I mean, total discrimination against left handers, if they'd had wooden grips I would have ground off that fucking ridge Why would the manufacturers waste time making a gun spacker friendly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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