Guest deebom Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Got called to a meeting yesterday, and he proceeded to lie lie lie and fucking lie some more. Not little white lies to emphasise a point, or even slight exaggeration. Big fat lies that dont even stand up to the slightest scrutiny. Lies so fucking outrageous that while I was receiving a bollocking, I couldn't help but laugh at the stupid cunt. Told him I want these claims and accusations in writing and signed on Monday morning. He's already text me, trying to backtrack, the stupid fucking turtle. Heh, an MP3 of the conversation is sitting in a file on my laptop in a folder called 'lol' I also have copies of all my paperwork over the last 6 months. The paperwork that he has been destroying, fiddling and generally fucking about with. Anyone else got a boss like this? :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Is your boss Mike Ashley by any chance or, somebody on here once said they work for central government. If that was you then well, what did you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Yeah, but the poor cunt has to manage you every day.... on topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 nearly forgot... you are Applescruff and I claim my P45...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 I've no boss I'm on disability benefits ..much simpler Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 49 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I've no boss I'm on disability benefits ..much simpler Panzerknacker Yes, and judging by the severity of your disability, you must get quite a sum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: Yes, and judging by the severity of your disability, you must get quite a sum. 23/4d a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 14 hours ago, deebom said: Got called to a meeting yesterday, and he proceeded to lie lie lie and fucking lie some more. Not little white lies to emphasise a point, or even slight exaggeration. Big fat lies that dont even stand up to the slightest scrutiny. Lies so fucking outrageous that while I was receiving a bollocking, I couldn't help but laugh at the stupid cunt. Told him I want these claims and accusations in writing and signed on Monday morning. He's already text me, trying to backtrack, the stupid fucking turtle. Heh, an MP3 of the conversation is sitting in a file on my laptop in a folder called 'lol' I also have copies of all my paperwork over the last 6 months. The paperwork that he has been destroying, fiddling and generally fucking about with. Anyone else got a boss like this? :-) Be careful DB. The cunt will have you working in the toy department if you're not careful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 4 hours ago, Ape said: Yes, and judging by the severity of your disability, you must get quite a sum. Just what I'm entitled to..so keep working Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 The standard of bosses has dropped dramatically over the last 20 years. A few I have liked, a couple I have respected and one or two I have considered competent. I have yet to tick all 3 boxes for the same manager. As the fuckers get younger and more ambitious they start getting delusions of adequacy. Instead of settling and properly learning a job, they are too busy pining for that greener grass on the other side of the fence. Useless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: The standard of bosses has dropped dramatically over the last 20 years. A few I have liked, a couple I have respected and one or two I have considered competent. I have yet to tick all 3 boxes for the same manager. As the fuckers get younger and more ambitious they start getting delusions of adequacy. Instead of settling and properly learning a job, they are too busy pining for that greener grass on the other side of the fence. Useless cunts. You work on the railway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 My boss offered me a pay rise and promotion the other day if I let her sit on my face without her knickers on, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, Manky said: The standard of bosses has dropped dramatically over the last 20 years. A few I have liked, a couple I have respected and one or two I have considered competent. I have yet to tick all 3 boxes for the same manager. As the fuckers get younger and more ambitious they start getting delusions of adequacy. Instead of settling and properly learning a job, they are too busy pining for that greener grass on the other side of the fence. Useless cunts. I once got a job cleaning my local Nike store because my area manager (technically my boss) lived about thirty miles away and was desperate for anyone to fill the space. Stupid cow didn't even take my past work history (never had any). The place was a mess and the staff loved using the red cloths used for bathrooms to do their dishes for some reason. She was really mad when I left after three days, but she was such a crappy boss she couldn't tell I was a crappy employee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You work on the railway? I used to drive trains, but I kept getting lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I once got a job cleaning my local Nike store because my area manager (technically my boss) lived about thirty miles away and was desperate for anyone to fill the space. Stupid cow didn't even take my past work history (never had any). The place was a mess and the staff loved using the red cloths used for bathrooms to do their dishes for some reason. She was really mad when I left after three days, but she was such a crappy boss she couldn't tell I was a crappy employee. I wanted to continue the family business, both my grandfather and father were circus clowns. I gave up when I realised I would never be able to fill their shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, Manky said: I wanted to continue the family business, both my grandfather and father were circus clowns. I gave up when I realised I would never be able to fill their shoes. Have you just gone into pun mode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 20 minutes ago, Manky said: I used to drive trains, but I kept getting lost. Are you that bloke who's been moaning for the last 50 years because Ronnie Biggs playfully tapped you on the nut with a pick axe handle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you that bloke who's been moaning for the last 50 years because Ronnie Biggs playfully tapped you on the nut with a pick axe handle? No. I have never worked on the railways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 14 minutes ago, Manky said: No. I have never worked on the railways. Mean't have you been employed on the railways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Mean't have you been employed on the railways. I have spent my entire working life (43 years and counting) keeping off the radar and diligently trying to match the work ethic of a scouse docker. You can lead a man to work....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 11 minutes ago, Manky said: I have spent my entire working life (43 years and counting) keeping off the radar and diligently trying to match the work ethic of a scouse docker. You can lead a man to work....... There was a lad in my class at school called Gary. Well you can imagine the rest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 minute ago, ratcum said: There was a lad in my class at school called Gary. Well you can imagine the rest... Did Gary Glitter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Did Gary Glitter? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, ratcum said: no Oh by Gadd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 minute ago, ratcum said: There was a lad in my class at school called Gary. Well you can imagine the rest... Srangely, I can't I know Nigel worked for British Steel, (Sham 69) but I'm fucked if I know anything about Gary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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