ratcum Posted November 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Bet you can't a city with a letter a in it. That's stumped me and I'm not even a weather presenter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 45 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What a stupid twat. His garden must be shite. He probably restricted the production of the four carbons by use of bunching the tehmesophyll cells and retarding photosynthetic transfer. The daft cunt should have used the Calvin benson method Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I didn't know his arse was called that. Is it racist? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, Gurt said: Hi pen, were you ever on the game during the war? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, Gurt said: Hi pen, were you ever on the game during the war? She tried but the zeppelin raids ruined the custom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He probably restricted the production of the four carbons by use of bunching the tehmesophyll cells and retarding photosynthetic transfer. The daft cunt should have used the Calvin benson method you colossal Nazi Eric. I knew this thread would out you and your kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 1 minute ago, ratcum said: you colossal Nazi Eric. I knew this thread would out you and your kind Nein nein nein! Zis is outrageous! I voz a doctor of medicine! I helped ze sick!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: you colossal Nazi Eric. I knew this thread would out you and your kind Got to get back to princess Quincy now, apparently he owns me and I am in his power for all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nein nein nein! Zis is outrageous! I voz a doctor of medicine! I helped ze sick!! This is fucking hilarious. Can you do any other accents apart from German and whining bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Got to get back to princess Quincy now, apparently he owns me and I am in his power for all time. Be careful .. he's grooming you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Be careful .. he's grooming you Hi pen, how much did you charge to let the yanks blow their beans in your face or did you swap your toothless mouth for nylons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gurt said: This is fucking hilarious. Can you do any other accents apart from German and whining bitch? It's Welsh dickshot. He was being ionic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gurt said: Hi pen, how much did you charge to let the yanks blow their beans in your face or did you swap your toothless mouth for nylons? $10 and some chewing gum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: $10 and some chewing gum and the plans for the second front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: $10 and some chewing gum I see. The chewing gum was to freshen your breath after a mouth full of man fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, Gurt said: I see. The chewing gum was to freshen your breath after a mouth full of man fat Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 34 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Be careful .. he's grooming you He's grooming gurt his new pooch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's grooming gurt his new pooch Does Gurt lie doggo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's grooming gurt his new pooch 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Does Gurt lie doggo? Hey Eric leave pen alone, she's nearly dead you know.... Oh fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Watch tipping point, Ben shepherd uses the phrase " lateral movement" at least 4 times a minute, even descending to the level of " bit of lateral" if he'd paid attention during physics and maths he would recognise said movement as diagonal. And he's a mummy's boy. BEN: Oh no you you've got a rider there! PRINCESS MARGARET: That's what I was hoping for dickshot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 29 minutes ago, Gurt said: Hey Eric leave pen alone, she's nearly dead you know.... Oh fuck How sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 4 hours ago, Gurt said: I see. The chewing gum was to freshen your breath after a mouth full of man fat The voice of experience speaks again. I don't read this website to pick up tips on how to get the taste of spunk out of your mouth. Discussions like this should be reserved for the toilets in your golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 On 11/11/2016 at 10:23 PM, Lady Penelope said: Bet you can't a city with a letter a in it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_towns_and_cities_with_100,000_or_more_inhabitants/cityname:_A Any help Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 They had a woman footballer on Celebrity Mastermind the other day. Anyone who had just tuned in could be forgiven for thinking her specialist subject was "saying pass all the time" . Horrendously thick and physically painful to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 4 hours ago, ratcum said: They had a woman footballer on Celebrity Mastermind the other day. Anyone who had just tuned in could be forgiven for thinking her specialist subject was "saying pass all the time" . Horrendously thick and physically painful to watch. Footballer? Mastermind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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