Eddie Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Isn't she the same spactress who is in ' Silent Witness'. Sorry to ask, but they all look the same to me. Why the fuck don't they use a black one once in a while. It would make life easier for me. That one in silent witness is more fucked than punkapes sphincter, completely battered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Cretin. It is true that I am deformed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 6 hours ago, ratcum said: It is true that I am deformed Mildly or hidiously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 23 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Mildly or hidiously? It is quite hard to imagine the deformity mr rat either has or could make up. Quadaplegic amputee with a cleft palate, hair lip and a four cm appendage springs to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: It is quite hard to imagine the deformity mr rat either has or could make up. Quadaplegic amputee with a cleft palate, hair lip and a four cm appendage springs to mind. Is that as in a Royston Vasey style? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 25 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: It is quite hard to imagine the deformity mr rat either has or could make up. Quadaplegic amputee with a cleft palate, hair lip and a four cm appendage springs to mind. Perhaps a quadaplegic amputee with a cleft palate and a 12" "member" .. hidious but stangely attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 40 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Perhaps a quadaplegic amputee with a cleft palate and a 12" "member" .. hidious but stangely attractive. Only because they can't say no to you and run away Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: It is quite hard to imagine the deformity mr rat either has or could make up. Quadaplegic amputee with a cleft palate, hair lip and a four cm appendage springs to mind. In future when I tell you to change your avatar....do it straight away.There's a good chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 29 minutes ago, Punkape said: In future when I tell you to change your avatar....do it straight away.There's a good chap. Go piss up a rope fuckstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 49 minutes ago, Punkape said: In future when I tell you to change your avatar....do it straight away.There's a good chap. How about you change your fucking record? ..change as in break it into pieces and stab yourself repeatedly with it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Mildly or hidiously? brutally (handsome). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: It is quite hard to imagine the deformity mr rat either has or could make up. Quadaplegic amputee with a cleft palate, hair lip and a four cm appendage springs to mind. You been at my mum again Alflie? You dirty sausage you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: You been at my mum again Alflie? You dirty sausage you Shit, rumbled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Perhaps a quadaplegic amputee with a cleft palate and a 12" "member" .. hidious but stangely attractive. Such a person holds the record for swimming across the English Channel, known in professional circles as Cleverdick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: brutally (handsome). ah .. I forgot the "brutalist" angle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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