Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: Damn, Pen. You're quite a hard worker I bet that she's 20 years younger than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 On 10 November 2016 at 8:35 PM, camberwell gypsy said: There's a young woman on Cbeebies who has one arm. Is it her? I saw her while babysitting my niece, I said to my niece" look that lady only has one arm" she looked at me and replied " I know, and she can even read!" Considering she is only 6 she is funnier than half the cunts on here. Is there a junior version of this site that she could join? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I saw her while babysitting my niece, I said to my niece" look that lady only has one arm" she looked at me and replied " I know, and she can even read!" Considering she is only 6 she is funnier than half the cunts on here. Is there a junior version of this site that she could join? Oh god I really hope not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 What about one armed arse bandits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: What about one armed arse bandits? They're pretty much the same as regular arse bandits, but they lack the extra limp wrist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Oh god I really hope not... Perhaps my niece could set me up a smurf, I mean avatar. She already has an iPhone and it's better than this antique one that I've got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Perhaps my niece could set me up a smurf, I mean avatar. She already has an iPhone and it's better than this antique one that I've got. Yes. Then you can join the cool people and not be such a cracker-ass white man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 17 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Yes. Then you can join the cool people and not be such a cracker-ass white man How do you know I isn't black you Tyneside bamber clart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How do you know I isn't black you Tyneside bamber clart. Because you have no sense of rhythm. Sadly, neither did your parents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: How do you know I isn't black you Tyneside bamber clart. Just now, Eric Cuntman said: How do you know I isn't black you Tyneside bamber clart. Your colour doesn't matter, but I get a weird KKK vibe from that default avatar. It kinda looks like it's got curly hair too and thats NEVER good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 This website is falling apart at the seams. Two quotes for no reason and I had Bubba bitching at me the other day because I somehow put an empty 'spoiler' box in a message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I saw her while babysitting my niece, I said to my niece" look that lady only has one arm" she looked at me and replied " I know, and she can even read!" Considering she is only 6 she is funnier than half the cunts on here. Is there a junior version of this site that she could join? The maximum IQ for membership to this site is 10 so your niece is I'm afraid, is over qualified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: The minimum IQ for membership to this site is 10 so your niece is I'm afraid, is over qualified. I think you mean maximum... but I guess that proves your argument! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The maximum IQ for membership to this site is 10 so your niece is I'm afraid, is over qualified. You editing git lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How do you know I isn't black you Tyneside bamber clart. Bamber Clart? Didn't he present University Challenge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is there a junior version of this site that she could join? This IS the junior version of this site. I'm surprised you haven't worked that out yet. No-one has had the heart to tell Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: You editing git lol There you go; max IQ 10. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 23 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Your colour doesn't matter, but I get a weird KKK vibe from that default avatar. It kinda looks like it's got curly hair too and thats NEVER good. Hang on a minute, I have to go and put out my burning cross, I think it's set fire to my neighbours shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Hang on a minute, I have to go and put out my burning cross, I think it's set fire to my neighbours shed. Well at least you don't have curly hair. This could have gotten uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bamber Clart? Didn't he present University Challenge? Yes but was was sadly replaced by Jeremy pakiman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Well at least you don't have curly hair. This could have gotten uncomfortable. My hair is irrelevant as it is permanently covered by a white hood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Top nom, and I'm late to the party. The thing cunts forget is that the BBC is a corporation. It wants more of you to pay your TV license. It isn't the pubic sector; have you seen how much those at the top get paid? They market their inoffensive lefty-spun middle-ground wankery to try and get as many viewers as possible. Simple as. They've effectively de-Christian'd Songs of Praise to try and get more viewers, because they know that a lot of their potential audience would be put off by overtly Christian outpourings of faith.They will claim to have ol' stumpy doing the weather in the name of diversity, but how naive do you have to be to think that the quality of life of an amputee would be 100% improved by seeing a hotter and only marginally disabled weather woman wafting her stump in front of a weather chart? Is that honestly all these people need? Nah! The BBC see the disabled as an untapped corner of the market (they sit at home all day doing nothing after all), so why not try and get a few to splurge their bennies on a TV license buy sticking their kinfolk on the box? Same with black folk and angry dykes with short hair. The BBC are perpetually reaching out to inner-city Asian 'yoof' in a similar manner, lest the Islamic community has the temerity to set up their own communications network and not simply line the pockets of Auntie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Top nom, and I'm late to the party. The thing cunts forget is that the BBC is a corporation. It wants more of you to pay your TV license. It isn't the pubic sector; have you seen how much those at the top get paid? They market their inoffensive lefty-spun middle-ground wankery to try and get as many viewers as possible. Simple as. They've effectively de-Christian'd Songs of Praise to try and get more viewers, because they know that a lot of their potential audience would be put off by overtly Christian outpourings of faith.They will claim to have ol' stumpy doing the weather in the name of diversity, but how naive do you have to be to think that the quality of life of an amputee would be 100% improved by seeing a hotter and only marginally disabled weather woman wafting her stump in front of a weather chart? Is that honestly all these people need? Nah! The BBC see the disabled as an untapped corner of the market (they sit at home all day doing nothing after all), so why not try and get a few to splurge their bennies on a TV license buy sticking their kinfolk on the box? Same with black folk and angry dykes with short hair. The BBC are perpetually reaching out to inner-city Asian 'yoof' in a similar manner, lest the Islamic community has the temerity to set up their own communications network and not simply line the pockets of Auntie. The BBC is full of fucking poofs and dykes and is overtly political. It should be closed down and all the staff given a good thrashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: The BBC is full of fucking poofs and dykes and is overtly political. It should be closed down and all the staff given a good thrashing. Yawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Rick_B said: Yawn. Well really....what else did you expect me to write if some cunt mentions the fucking BBC.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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