Guest Snatch Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 55 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Do it Roops. We'll all back you up. We'll just say he slipped and brained himself in an entirely non conspicuous way. Braining himself would be an improvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: Braining himself would be an improvement. Exactly the site would be better for it. It's for the greater good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 7 hours ago, neil298 said: Spunkape loves it,She has her very own butt plug waiting for him and no danger of her nails scratching his ringpiece...a match made in heaven ps i wonder what she stole from that saudi market? A collection of "likes" from all the boards depraved, pleb perverts. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 There's a young woman on Cbeebies who has one arm. Is it her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: There's a young woman on Cbeebies who has one arm. Is it her? If you watch cbeebies you probably shouldn't be using this site... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: If you watch cbeebies you probably shouldn't be using this site... I look after my niece and nephew. It's a great way of calming the little buggers down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I look after my niece and nephew. It's a great way of calming the little buggers down How the hell did they keep kids in check before telly? If I gave either of my nieces one of those wheel and stick things they had in old times they'd be dead of boredom in five minutes. I suppose the workhouses helped keep the filthy little urchins out of the way, but the rich ones must have been a right pain in the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: How the hell did they keep kids in check before telly? If I gave either of my nieces one of those wheel and stick things they had in old times they'd be dead of boredom in five minutes. I suppose the workhouses helped keep the filthy little urchins out of the way, but the rich ones must have been a right pain in the arse. Slapped bare legs kept me in check. God I miss my ex husband sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 12 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Nah...I don't care for that atall . .I'd not be interested in seeing that on TV . ..I'm with punkmunky Panzerknacker I'd give her a right stiff one. She has one good hand to stabilize herself on the business end of my nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 On 09/11/2016 at 10:25 PM, Bedbug said: I have tried to like you but have failed. Fuck off I'm heartbroken...... You're a imbecilic Cuntwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 This thread encapsulates what CC should be: beyond the pale and up the Khyber. The site has become a sterile talking shop of the "has Geoff been in yet?" variety. Frankie Boyle has stayed true to his roots; so should we. Hussah! Go for it Punkly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a young woman on Cbeebies who has one arm. Is it her? No that's Cerrie Burnell, the weather presenter is Lucy Martin. FYI this thread is revolting, both women only have one hand but fortunately more than one functioning brain cell, an attribute seemingly lacking in some of the posters on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 54 minutes ago, Rick_B said: No that's Cerrie Burnell, the weather presenter is Lucy Martin. FYI this thread is revolting, both women only have one hand but fortunately more than one functioning brain cell, an attribute seemingly lacking in some of the posters on this thread. I hear that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Dunno i thought the punky munky op was funny Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Just now, Rick_B said: No that's Cerrie Burnell, the weather presenter is Lucy Martin. FYI this thread is revolting, both women only have one hand but fortunately more than one functioning brain cell, an attribute seemingly lacking in some of the posters on this thread. You're right. I bet if they get together they can pat one of their heads whilst rubbing one of their stomachs at the same time just as well, if not better than any able bodied person. They could possibly even play a piano really well considering Cerrie's background in the entertainment industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 6 hours ago, Rick_B said: No that's Cerrie Burnell, the weather presenter is Lucy Martin. FYI this thread is revolting, both women only have one hand but fortunately more than one functioning brain cell, an attribute seemingly lacking in some of the posters on this thread. They are not that clever, fancy getting caught stealing in Saudi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Almost everyone has got one hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 How on earth does she open the window whilst simultaneously changing gear on a 1982 Ford Fiesta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: How on earth does she open the window whilst simultaneously changing gear on a 1982 Ford Fiesta? Or use a knife AND fork... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 On 11/11/2016 at 0:04 AM, Rick_B said: No that's Cerrie Burnell, the weather presenter is Lucy Martin. FYI this thread is revolting, both women only have one hand but fortunately more than one functioning brain cell, an attribute seemingly lacking in some of the posters on this thread. I've had worse with both arms, and I'd rather have either of these two than one or two of my ex's... Both are fit... The blind are supposed to have better hearing, and vice versa, maybe these two are better at, er, certain things....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 All in all it is a pretty pathetic nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Liked the way punky munky managed to fit in the obligatory gay reference in the op though Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Has anyone got a comb I can borrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 50 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Has anyone got a comb I can borrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Damn, Pen. You're quite a hard worker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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