Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 51 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: To be fair, I thought it was a bit harsh and disproportionate. Still very welcome though. Fuck off! Dunno, he was trying to bait me into calling him a paedo catholic the other day, failing badly but still trying.. The Scoutmaster dig was a feeble attempt at getting round the rules on that score. He thought he was being clever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 17 hours ago, Bedbug said: I'm scared Decs. Whilst I was having the radiotherapy today the machine started making a hissing noise like a wild goose, and the room started smelling of garlic. I think Withers is trying to possess me. Help me here mate, its worrying. DECS, its getting worse, this morning I came into the bureau to be greeted by a pervading smell of goose shit, and the floor was covered in feathers. Please help me, I don't know where to turn. I feel cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you been watching wrestle mania? The only thing you own is a subscription to big boys in leather magazine. Or was your above post a direct quote from your cellmate after you were imprisoned for stealing Barbie doll accessories from toys r us? Now run along before I swat you like the buzzy little gnat that you are. Hi, my name's Barbie, would you like to suck my dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you the little quincesses new girlfriend now that his regular squeeze has been cruelly taken from him? He won't respect you in the morning. I don't respect him tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 35 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I don't respect him tonight. I feel terrible Quince, I missed your anniversary. Can you ever forgive me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 39 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hi, my name's Barbie, would you like to suck my dick? Wouldn't want to tread on kens toes, and if you continue this sluttish behaviour Mattel will replace you with a politically correct Islamic doll named Barbinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I feel terrible Quince, I missed your anniversary. Can you ever forgive me? I sat up til midnight, dressed to kill-fucking resplendent- but no flowers, wine, card , nor fuck all. You didn't mind the fucking caird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You didn't mind the fucking caird. I wish I'd said that. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wouldn't want to tread on kens toes, and if you continue this sluttish behaviour Mattel will replace you with a politically correct Islamic doll named Barbinder. Barbinder sounds Sikh. Idiot. You makea me sikh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Barbinder sounds Sikh. Idiot. You makea me sikh. They ought tur ban him! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 20 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Barbinder sounds Sikh. Idiot. You makea me sikh. That was a very well thought out pun(jab) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I wish I'd said that. Really. I know you've always coveted it, and begrudged me it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Goodnight cunts, i'm off for some sumptuous offal at the Kitchin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They ought tur ban him! What about Rawlpindi wall plugs .. are they racist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They ought tur ban him! Wasn't he on "Singh something simple" on Radio 2? I'll get me kameer shameez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wasn't he on "Singh something simple" on Radio 2? I'll get me kameer shameez. He invented the Gas Turban engine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wasn't he on "Singh something simple" on Radio 2? I'll get me kameer shameez. Fucking hell how old are you ? I bet you have the ovaltinies on 78's, and all 3099 volumes of singalong a Max. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 44 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They ought tur ban him! You berk. Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell how old are you ? I bet you have the ovaltinies on 78's, and all 3099 volumes of singalong a Max. Hello Sunni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell how old are you ? I bet you have the ovaltinies on 78's, and all 3099 volumes of singalong a Max. My mum loved listening to that programme. Every Sunday I'd be playing with my dollies on the floor and she'd have that on. No wonder I'd hit the sauce years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My mum loved listening to that programme. Every Sunday I'd be playing with my dollies on the floor and she'd have that on. No wonder I'd hit the sauce years later. I listened to Shirkers Playtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 36 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I listened to Shirkers Playtime. Shipping forecast, Dogger Bank. Snigger snigger fnarr fnarr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 49 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Hello Sunni Time for your bed bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shipping forecast, Dogger Bank. Snigger snigger fnarr fnarr That's near Barr Beacon..... mmmwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 On 11/12/2016 at 11:10 AM, Punkape said: I'm outraged at my ban..... So are we Spunkers. It wasn't long enough or us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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