Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I still think of you as the dude who helped Jesus out Welease Wodewick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I still think of you as the dude who helped Jesus out Welease Wodewick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I still think of you as the dude who helped Jesus out Welease Wodewick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Welease Wodewick! 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Welease Wodewick! 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Welease Wodewick! Stupid fucking cunt. Stupid fucking cunt. Stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Every time I try and ask Roadkill what a mackem is it just keeps resending an old post to ratcum. If this comes through would Roadkill please explain to me what a mackem is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Stupid fucking cunt. Stupid fucking cunt. Stupid fucking cunt. Technical problem you fucking twat, you just repeated yourself 3 times deliberately.and a Sinclair c5 has a hand throttle fucktard which leaves my club foot free to shove up your arse, as soon as maximus Aurelius has taken his cock out of it that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Every time I try and ask Roadkill what a mackem is it just keeps resending an old post to ratcum. If this comes through would Roadkill please explain to me what a mackem is Mackems are the disgusting sub-human filth that resides in and around the City of Sunderland. Proud Geordies like myself have spent many generations containing them and keeping them from spreading their feculent genes into the rest of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Mackems are the disgusting sub-human filth that resides in and around the City of Sunderland. Proud Geordies like myself have spent many generations containing them and keeping them from spreading their feculent genes into the rest of the country. No I'm from dartford but i did once get an amazing kicking from 4 Geordies at London bridge station. Football related. I thought viz was a Geordie invention, please don't tell me that chris and Simon Donald were from Sunderland ? I thought the only things they made in Sunderland were those fucking shitty Nissan Sunny cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can live with that, it's got a Viking kind of ring to it which is sort of cool and not remotely gay( like gladiators are) Sounds more like a shit 80's quiz show with shit celebrities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: and a Sinclair c5 has a hand throttle fucktard which leaves my club foot free to shove up your arse I'm not sure if you have taken into account your fliddy, tiny T-Rex arms in this scenario. If you aren't dexterous enough to post using an iPhone without completely fucking it up, I doubt that you have the coordination or reach to use a hand throttle. Best save your club foot for smashing into it like some sort of over excited fucking spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure if you have taken into account your fliddy, tiny T-Rex arms in this scenario. If you aren't dexterous enough to post using an iPhone without completely fucking it up, I doubt that you have the coordination or reach to use a hand throttle. Best save your club foot for smashing into it like some sort of over excited fucking spastic. Shut up and give others a chance. Would you like to see my impersonation of Eric Cuntman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 38 minutes ago, Frank said: Would you like to see my impersonation of Eric Cuntman? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure if you have taken into account your fliddy, tiny T-Rex arms in this scenario. If you aren't dexterous enough to post using an iPhone without completely fucking it up, I doubt that you have the coordination or reach to use a hand throttle. Best save your club foot for smashing into it like some sort of over excited fucking spastic. Give it up. This Erica has got your measure for sure, you are fucking history on here. Even Stickers has worked this out and is keeping quiet. Never mix it with a Dartford boy, they are born standing on their toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bedbug said: Give it up. This Erica has got your measure for sure, you are fucking history on here. Even Stickers has worked this out and is keeping quiet. Never mix it with a Dartford boy, they are born standing on their toes. He's your worst ID yet. Do you only use him when heavily pissed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: He's your worst ID yet. Do you only use him when heavily pissed? I thought you were ignoring me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: No. I put a little clip together this morning to brighten everyone's day. Once again, your usual cocky immature attitude spoils it for all of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 14 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Bubb's in front on that one Dodsey This is the comment I made re Dodsey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 17 minutes ago, Frank said: I put a little clip together this morning to brighten everyone's day. Once again, your usual cocky immature attitude spoils it for all of us. Take your video nasty and poke it up your arse. Ding productions are far superior 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Take your video nasty and poke it up your arse. Ding productions are far superior Its on a micro SD card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Its on a micro SD card I'm out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 7 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure if you have taken into account your fliddy, tiny T-Rex arms in this scenario. If you aren't dexterous enough to post using an iPhone without completely fucking it up, I doubt that you have the coordination or reach to use a hand throttle. Best save your club foot for smashing into it like some sort of over excited fucking spastic. No I think I already covered the fact that I'm not great when it comes to tech shit, but that's probably because I have spent a significant portion of my life out in the real world doing normal shit,, socialising, having sex with women etc, all the stuff you've missed out on while you've been locked away in your bedroom fiddling with your computer and wanking into bits of Kleenex and pissing into an empty lemonade bottle. Sad little social inadequate cunt. And before you try and tell me you have a girlfriend,,posters of Lara croft don't count. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No I think I already covered the fact that I'm not great when it comes to tech shit, but that's probably because I have spent a significant portion of my life out in the real world doing normal shit,, socialising, having sex with women etc, all the stuff you've missed out on while you've been locked away in your bedroom fiddling with your computer and wanking into bits of Kleenex and pissing into an empty lemonade bottle. Sad little social inadequate cunt. And before you try and tell me you have a girlfriend,,posters of Lara croft don't count. If you were such a popular stud earlier in life, why have you wound up on here as a complete fucking bore with learning difficulties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No I think I already covered the fact that I'm not great when it comes to tech shit, but that's probably because I have spent a significant portion of my life out in the real world doing normal shit,, socialising, having sex with women etc, all the stuff you've missed out on while you've been locked away in your bedroom fiddling with your computer and wanking into bits of Kleenex and pissing into an empty lemonade bottle. Sad little social inadequate cunt. And before you try and tell me you have a girlfriend,,posters of Lara croft don't count. Eric, don't slag the corner of while you're still on your wobbly foal-legs. It cheapens this place and makes you look like a cheap little fucking cunt. Additionally, there are "likes" that are purest gold, such as a Quincy "like", but then there are the other sort. If this last post of yours was a house you were selling, someone's daubed "ding and pen like this" in human shite on the lounge walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Eric, don't slag the corner of while you're still on your wobbly foal-legs. It cheapens this place and makes you look like a cheap little fucking cunt. Additionally, there are "likes" that are purest gold, such as a Quincy "like", but then there are the other sort. If this last post of yours was a house you were selling, someone's daubed "ding and pen like this" in human shite on the lounge walls. I like this, but there is no self like function. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No I think I already covered the fact that I'm not great when it comes to tech shit, but that's probably because I have spent a significant portion of my life out in the real world doing normal shit,, socialising, having sex with women etc, all the stuff you've missed out on while you've been locked away in your bedroom fiddling with your computer and wanking into bits of Kleenex and pissing into an empty lemonade bottle. Sad little social inadequate cunt. And before you try and tell me you have a girlfriend,,posters of Lara croft don't count. I'm not sure if you're aware, but this "real world" of ours heavily involves using technology inside and outside the house. So unless you have somehow travelled back in time, and all these fictional women that you are pulling are bubble permed munters from 1982, your analogy makes absolutely no fucking sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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