ratcum Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: What that aramathaic cunt you mentioned last night? The same. Top bloke. The four gospels refer to him as Joseph of Arimathea but I've always called him Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: In all seriousness I'm shit with phones and computamabobs and I don't know how to replace that silhouette thing with one Ask a 7 year old . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: In all seriousness I'm shit with phones and computamabobs and I don't know how to replace that silhouette thing with one Open the avatar photo in preview, click edit, click resize, set to 80 by 80 pixels, finally stop being such a retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Quince, is your new avatar Stephen segal or toadfish from neighbours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ask a 7 year old . Do you have any locked in your cellar that I could ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Gurt said: Quince, is your new avatar Stephen segal or toadfish from neighbours? Look at that totally natural hairline. It's Segal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gurt said: Quince, is your new avatar Stephen segal or toadfish from neighbours? Segal. Do you like him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Look at that totally natural hairline. It's Segal. He looks like a fat Dracula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Segal. Do you like him? Nico was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: He looks like a fat Dracula. He also nicked Bono's glasses. He needs them for his glaucoma! You fat bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Gurt said: Nico was good. Quite a few were good. Some comedy violence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell! I've tried everything to change this fucking silhouette but it won't let me, I won't do that fake ID shit though as I respect most of you on here, even Decimus although he called me a Luddite and he's obsessed with oily gladiators. I'll be happy to provide you technical support and upload an avatar for you. First, I need you to send me your bank details and account number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I'll be happy to provide you technical support and upload an avatar for you. First, I need you to send me your bank details and account number. Just his Tesco Clubcard should do the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Just his Tesco Clubcard should do the trick precious gems and metals or straight cash payments via electronic transfer only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Look at that totally natural hairline. It's Segal. Looks like he's borrowed some of John Travolta's 'Hair in a can'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 43 minutes ago, ratcum said: I still think of you as the dude who helped Jesus out Welease Wodewick! And bwian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like he's borrowed some of John Travolta's 'Hair in a can'. And his mouth turned into a seventies porno vagina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'll be happy to provide you technical support and upload an avatar for you. First, I need you to send me your bank details and account number. I don't want to step on your toes, Wiz, but may I intercede with my own technical advice? Eric, loading an avatar is quite simple. Follow these easy steps and you'll be there in no time: 1. Gather together all the alcohol that you have in your hovel, including the methylated spirits, spit out your dentures, and down them all in one gulp. 2. Jump into your Sinclair C5 and close your eyes. 3. Ram your club foot down on the accelerator and keep driving, blinded, until you collide head first into oncoming traffic. 4. Die horribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I don't want to step on your toes, Wiz, but may I intercede with my own technical advice? Eric, loading an avatar is quite simple. Follow these easy steps and you'll be there in no time: 1. Gather together all the alcohol that you have in your hovel, including the methylated spirits, spit out your dentures, and down them all in one gulp. 2. Jump into your Sinclair C5 and close your eyes. 3. Ram your club foot down on the accelerator and keep driving, blinded, until you collide head first into oncoming traffic. 4. Die horribly. Wonderful advice, but you weren't compensated for it. if we could even extract a tenner, it would be a fortune for him. Te best ten we ever got from anybody of his social stature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: I don't want to step on your toes, Wiz, but may I intercede with my own technical advice? Eric, loading an avatar is quite simple. Follow these easy steps and you'll be there in no time: 1. Gather together all the alcohol that you have in your hovel, including the methylated spirits, spit out your dentures, and down them all in one gulp. 2. Jump into your Sinclair C5 and close your eyes. 3. Ram your club foot down on the accelerator and keep driving, blinded, until you collide head first into oncoming traffic. 4. Die horribly. I think he's a Yank. He won't know what a Sinclair C5 is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 53 minutes ago, ratcum said: I still think of you as the dude who helped Jesus out Did they have Sinclair c5's in aramathaic times. Thanks for all the advice, I can pay with potatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I think he's a Yank. He won't know what a Sinclair C5 is... I don't mind being called a cunt but yank is hurtful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I don't mind being called a cunt but yank is hurtful I just assumed because your first post was about Yank television and you didn't know what a spacker was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I just assumed because your first post was about Yank television and you didn't know what a spacker was. My first post was intended to be anti American ,ie only in that country could Nikola Tesla die penniless and a fat cunt like chumlee become a millionaire 5 times over! And I was unaware of the phrase spacker being used to signify retard because I grew up reading VIZ and I thought it referred to a prolific ejaculator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: My first post was intended to be anti American ,ie only in that country could Nikola Tesla die penniless and a fat cunt like chumlee become a millionaire 5 times over! And I was unaware of the phrase spacker being used to signify retard because I grew up reading VIZ and I thought it referred to a prolific ejaculator ... Are you a Mackem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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