ratcum Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I thought the Pope was Brazilian. I know this will set off the QI buzzers, but the Pope isn't Brazilian; he's had one. Children call him "The Glide Father" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Peasant....you're a thick twat too. Just because you're all up to date with the boss of Choirboys Worldwide Inc. doesn't mean we all are Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I can see they've obviously damaged your multiple orders of blow up rubber rent-boy dolls and you bear a grudge.... lol. Yeah if only he had ordered a Bible instead he could have lived for all eternity in heaven with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 8 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Yeah if only he had ordered a Bible instead he could have lived for all eternity in heaven with you. Disabled Toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Disabled Toilet. You could be right on this one Punkles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Couriers are postmen that found delivering post altogether too physically and cranially taxing. Instead a machine decides some impossible route for one of these shaved apes to traverse the highways and byways of the land by while adhering endlessly to an impossible schedule, and they spend hours sat behind the wheel of a van instead. Perhaps this is why they either don't turn up when required or carry out the most minimal and perfunctory of checks to see if the "valued customer" is in residence before either not even attempting to pick up the items awaiting shipment (option A) or kicking seven shades of shit out of your fragile goods and then throwing it over your hedge or dumping it in your bins (option B). And all because a bleeping, blinking 'personal digital assistant' tells them they have exactly eight minutes to get from Coventry to Carlisle else a printer in the HR department starts running off a P45. These cunts see the word 'Fragile' in the same way a bull sees a red rag: challenge accepted. DHL, Hermes, Yodel, DPD, UPS (with their brown American cuntwagons), TNT, Parcelforce... cunts to a man. No accountability for frankly shocking service between any of them. Perhaps it's merely YOU they dislike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Perhaps it's merely YOU they dislike? He does fucking go on a bit, the gaseous, gob shite cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: Disabled Toilet. I have no problems with couriers. Harrods and F&M have an 'in house' delivery service, which I find more than satisfactory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 It's the cunts who ring on my doorbell asking me to accept a parcel for a house 600 yards away because nobodies home, that grip my shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's the cunts who ring on my doorbell asking me to accept a parcel for a house 600 yards away because nobodies home, that grip my shit. Would you mind taking a parcel in for me, I know that we live about 200 miles apart but .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Would you mind taking a parcel in for me, I know that we live about 200 miles apart but .. Not again! I've still got that concentration camp guards uniform and whip that you ordered from Roops last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's the cunts who ring on my doorbell asking me to accept a parcel for a house 600 yards away because nobodies home, that grip my shit. Fucking hell, Gyps! Sometimes you paint a rather interesting picture with our language. I suggest you add more fresh fruit and veg to your diet. If anybody can grip your shit, you need more "ruffage!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not again! I've still got that concentration camp guards uniform and whip that you ordered from Roops last week. You bitch .. you promised not to mention that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not again! I've still got that concentration camp guards uniform and whip that you ordered from Roops last week. Photos or it never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 17 minutes ago, Snatch said: Photos or it never happened. We've moved on... video or didn't happen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 11 hours ago, Decimus said: He does fucking go on a bit, the gaseous, gob shite cunt. Ungrateful cunt. I'm trying to introduce you mongos to the concept of paragraphs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 On 07/11/2016 at 10:52 PM, Punkape said: Disabled Toilet. Would anyone trust Punker's to to take a parcel in for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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