Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 They are supposed to last at least a week, but usually fail sometime on Sunday leaving me unable to listen to or join in convesation or enjoy the sunday eveing service at church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 Pardon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 12 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Pardon The most predictable and boring thing anyone could ever say in response to a hearing related nom. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: The most predictable and boring thing anyone could ever say in response to a hearing related nom. Fuck off. I was in a rush to get back to modern warfare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 24 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Pardon say wah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 Hearing AIDS is a new one to me. I thought you could only get AIDS of the ringpiece. And why do you need batteries? Is it because they are clever little computer viruses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 7 minutes ago, Manky said: Hearing AIDS is a new one to me. I thought you could only get AIDS of the ringpiece. And why do you need batteries? Is it because they are clever little computer viruses. Thank you Man Key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: They are supposed to last at least a week, but usually fail sometime on Sunday leaving me unable to listen to or join in convesation or enjoy the sunday eveing service at church Silly old cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: They are supposed to last at least a week, but usually fail sometime on Sunday leaving me unable to listen to or join in convesation or enjoy the sunday eveing service at church This isn't even getting me to half mast. Try wiring them directly to the mains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 Give me strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Give me strength. Bill, though this is off topic it is a good thing, as the topic is senile drivel from a piss-soaked retired whore, but - with great power comes great responsibility, which makes you solely responsible for Ding running all over the place, shitting and pissing and dragging his arse over the carpets here. If he came and shat in my garden, I would promptly shoot him dead and present you with an ammunition invoice, and a shit scooping bag, plus one dead fuckwit. As it stands he has not, but nevertheless he is your thing, and his leash is way too long; in fact, he's acting like he owns the fucking place. With the greatest respect, could you please curtail your creatures shit forthwith, and start earning that fucking crown, which is by the way basically just a gold, pointy hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 A man got on the bus the other day with a lemon in his ear. I asked him if it was a hearing aid but he said "No. It's a lemon aid". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Silly old cunt. Frank, when I came back last Wednesday, I set myself a challenge to see whether I still had it. One week later and it's undeniable that the old magic is still there. I've taken this place by fucking storm, single handedly ridding us of Jacko after his ill advised comeback, and uncovering the scandal behind the Bedbug ID. I've also been absolutely fucking hilarious. But it's time to take more of a back seat role and give young punks such as Quincy an opportunity to shine. For a while at least. Quincy, over to you. Make us fucking laugh, you foul cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: Silly old cunt. Frank, I would not make snigger overmuch at the rigours of age if I were you, being as you are closer to midnight than noon. Within the society of the Norwegian harbour porpoise, phocoena, observed around the waters of Lustafjord, marine biologists have noted the almost unheard of practice of caring for their elderly, evidenced elsewhere only in pre-glacial smilodons. Nonetheless, their patience had limits: when one had pushed charity too far, the females would nudge him further and further up-fjord, pecking and moaning, till he, desperate for death, would ground his fat old tits on the beach, only to have the sleekest, baddest alpha-porpoise accelerate, riding hidden under a breaking wave, to violently pierce his blue anus with his bottle, splitting the cunt from tail to beak like a big black cock up a fucking sardine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 13 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Frank, I would not make snigger overmuch at the rigours of age if I were you, being as you are closer to midnight than noon. Within the society of the Norwegian harbour porpoise, phocoena, observed around the waters of Lustafjord, marine biologists have noted the almost unheard of practice of caring for their elderly, evidenced elsewhere only in pre-glacial smilodons. Nonetheless, their patience had limits: when one had pushed charity too far, the females would nudge him further and further up-fjord, pecking and moaning, till he, desperate for death, would ground his fat old tits on the beach, only to have the sleekest, baddest alpha-porpoise accelerate, riding hidden under a breaking wave, to violently pierce his blue anus with his bottle, splitting the cunt from tail to beak like a big black cock up a fucking sardine. I liked decs post, above.. rarely does that man fail to make me laugh. Bill's really shone this week too with his United Dingkom. You, however, well... disappointing at best, and you fucking well know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: They are supposed to last at least a week, but usually fail sometime on Sunday leaving me unable to listen to or join in convesation or enjoy the sunday eveing service at church The old ways were the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The old ways were the best. Where did you get this photo of my Uncle Donald from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: I liked decs post, above.. rarely does that man fail to make me laugh. Bill's really shone this week too with his United Dingkom. You, however, well... disappointing at best, and you fucking well know it. You say that but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: I liked decs post, above.. rarely does that man fail to make me laugh. Bill's really shone this week too with his United Dingkom. You, however, well... disappointing at best, and you fucking well know it. I feel like you're driving me like a fucking husky dog, albeit to great things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: I liked decs post, above.. rarely does that man fail to make me laugh. Bill's really shone this week too with his United Dingkom. You, however, well... disappointing at best, and you fucking well know it. Quincy has really rattled you this week Frank with all this ownership business, it's brought out a nasty side that makes uncomfortable reading. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: Quincy has really rattled you this week Frank with all this ownership business, it's brought out a nasty side that makes uncomfortable reading. Fuck off. Not at all Ed.. I love that man. Remember it was me who relentlessly campaigned for his release. When he's on form, no cunt can touch him, and I miss my dandy quince. Any news on that pump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 20 minutes ago, Frank said: Not at all Ed.. I love that man. Remember it was me who relentlessly campaigned for his release. When he's on form, no cunt can touch him, and I miss my dandy quince. Any news on that pump? That's better frank, ps your cheque bounced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Frank, when I came back last Wednesday, I set myself a challenge to see whether I still had it. One week later and it's undeniable that the old magic is still there. I've taken this place by fucking storm, single handedly ridding us of Jacko after his ill advised comeback, and uncovering the scandal behind the Bedbug ID. I've also been absolutely fucking hilarious. But it's time to take more of a back seat role and give young punks such as Quincy an opportunity to shine. For a while at least. Quincy, over to you. Make us fucking laugh, you foul cunt. How long was your ban and what was it for ? On second thoughts....who gives a shit and go and fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Frank said: Silly old cunt. Evening Frank, have you seen The Strain..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 Just now, Fender777 said: Evening Frank, have you seen The Strain..? Just now, Fender777 said: Evening Frank, have you seen The Strain..? I'll take anything bend. Is it good? I'm stuck in fucking Dorset for the week. Did you watch Flowers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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