Eddie Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 (edited) David Cary, the big fat fairy, has won a case against the boys in blue for failing to investigate the crime of being called a poof and a queer by his neighbour whilst riding home on his bike. This cunt has pursued this case since 2007 and has now received a substantial payout the day before his court date. I would say grow a pair and tell the neighbour to fuck off, however if he did manage to grow a pair he would probably just put them in his boyfriends mouth. When I was the victim of a burglary at home, the police didn't really investigate that due to staff shortages and budget restraints. Now police will be even less able to investigate real crime as they will be bogged down with cases of importance such as the 'I know you are but what am i' monster and the, serial 'gay lord' accuser. These mincing bum boys give Punkape a bad name. Edited November 2, 2016 by Mrs Roops Stick to the facts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Absolutely rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: Absolutely rubbish. Shut it you and only speak when quincy says you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 22 minutes ago, Frank said: Absolutely rubbish. Are you storing parts of Ding in your bin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Ed, the police were probably tired of coming to your house multiple times to investigate claims of a stolen Casio calculator watch and a non-existent Aston Martin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 30 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Ed, the police were probably tired of coming to your house multiple times to investigate claims of a stolen Casio calculator watch and a non-existent Aston Martin. I was very fond of that Casio watch, I shouldn't have left it in the glove box of my Bentley GTC with the optional upgraded massage seats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: I was very found of that Casio watch, I shouldn't have left it in the glove box of my Bentley GTC with the optional upgraded massage seats. Did you check the drawers of the antique dresser in the west wing of your Devon residence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Did you check the drawers of the antique dresser in the west wing of your Devon residence? Yes, but alas it was just full of Rolex, Patek Phillipe, and mikeD's joke book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Bubba, Frank, Dec - FUCK OFF you soppy cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: Bubba, Frank, Dec - FUCK OFF you soppy cunts if your posting on here and so am I, who is covering the front counter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Fatty said: Bubba, Frank, Dec - FUCK OFF you soppy cunts You can't beat the classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 13 minutes ago, Eddie said: if your posting on here and so am I, who is covering the front counter? Oh fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: Oh fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too late, everything has gone expect a BMW dust cap!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: David Cary, the big fat fairy, has won a case against the boys in blue for failing to investigate the crime of being called a poof and a queer by his neighbour whilst riding home on his pink girls bike without a saddle This cunt has pursued this case since 2007 and has now received a substantial payout the day before his court date. I would say grow a pair and tell the neighbour to fuck off, however if he did manage to grow a pair he would probably just put them in his boyfriends mouth. When I was the victim of a burglary at home, the police didn't really investigate that due to staff shortages and budget restraints. Now police will be even less able to investigate real crime as they will be bogged down with cases of importance such as the 'I know you are but what am i' monster and the, serial 'gay lord' accuser. These mincing bum boys give Punkape a bad name. "David Carey the big fat fairy" sounds like a Viz character Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Fatty said: Too late, everything has gone expect a BMW dust cap!!! What else did you have in your bedsit? A toaster, a kettle and a few packs of pot noodles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 44 minutes ago, Fatty said: Bubba, Frank, Dec - FUCK OFF you soppy cunts Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 I lived in Market Harborough years ago and used to go out with a girl from Corby. I nicknamed her the "Corby Trouser Press" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 8 hours ago, ratcum said: I lived in Market Harborough years ago and used to go out with a girl from Corby. I nicknamed her the "Corby Trouser Press" Fascinating. No, honestly. It really is fascinating......... that you have had a girlfriend as I always thought you preffered to ride cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 11 hours ago, Eddie said: David Cary, the big fat fairy, has won a case against the boys in blue for failing to investigate the crime of being called a poof and a queer by his neighbour... I've just read the transcript of the Court proceedings and it's a complete and utter fucking joke. It sounds like they've finally shelled out just to get the cunt off their backs (no pun intended.) Cary has raised this complaint against the Met on three separate occasions to various Courts and then to the IPCC and on each previous occasion the complaint was dismissed. He then complained about the IPCC and when an independent assessor was appointed to review the matter he complained about that too, on the grounds that the assessor wasn't gay and so presumably couldn't possibly understand what the butthurt little faggot had suffered. The absolute best bit about this, though, is that the neighbour who insulted him so grievously was a woman, and in a previous altercation she had broken his jaw. She's obviously some piece of work, but at least she knows a glass-jawed fucking poof when she sees one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've just read the transcript of the Court proceedings and it's a complete and utter fucking joke. It sounds like they've finally shelled out just to get the cunt off their backs (no pun intended.) Cary has raised this complaint against the Met on three separate occasions to various Courts and then to the IPCC and on each previous occasion the complaint was dismissed. He then complained about the IPCC and when an independent assessor was appointed to review the matter he complained about that too, on the grounds that the assessor wasn't gay and so presumably couldn't possibly understand what the butthurt little faggot had suffered. The absolute best bit about this, though, is that the neighbour who insulted him so grievously was a woman, and in a previous altercation she had broken his jaw. She's obviously some piece of work, but at least she knows a glass-jawed fucking poof when she sees one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fascinating. No, honestly. It really is fascinating......... that you have had a girlfriend as I always thought you preffered to ride cock. you're not the real Drew. If you were you'd remember why you got vexed at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: you're not the real Drew. If you were you'd remember why you got vexed at me You're thinking of Drew Peacock. Another drip of the first water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You're thinking of Drew Peacock. Another drip of the first water. so he's long gone then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 minute ago, ratcum said: so he's long gone then? Well I joined about a year ago and he will still stinking up the place. Try using the search function rather than bothering me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Well I joined about a year ago and he will still stinking up the place. Try using the search function rather than bothering me. Nah, we're like real mates now Sticky. The search function is shit anyway. It used to have its own thread but you won't be able to find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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