Decimus Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 And so it begins. So far we have had 15 knocks on the door and not one child has been under 10 stone. The last cunt who turned up appeared to have dressed up as Marlon Brando in his latter years, and immediately proceeded to plunge his pudgy paws into a bag of Chuppa Chups and abscond with 7 lolly's. Diabetes cannot come soon enough for these outrageous little fat cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 I especially love the "six pack" which appears to have been spray painted on by a blind idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I especially love the "six pack" which appears to have been spray painted on by a blind idiot. Keith. Sob. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 It's the little squirts who turn up wearing just a witches hat that make me fucking smile. Make an effort for heavens sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: And so it begins. So far we have had 15 knocks on the door and not one child has been under 10 stone. The last cunt who turned up appeared to have dressed up as Marlon Brando in his latter years, and immediately proceeded to plunge his pudgy paws into a bag of Chuppa Chups and abscond with 7 lolly's. Diabetes cannot come soon enough for these outrageous little fat cunts. Did they have their parents with them with their shit eating grins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Rothers was always in the shower when the kids came round. Every year. In the shower. What are the odds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: And so it begins. So far we have had 15 knocks on the door and not one child has been under 10 stone. The last cunt who turned up appeared to have dressed up as Marlon Brando in his latter years, and immediately proceeded to plunge his pudgy paws into a bag of Chuppa Chups and abscond with 7 lolly's. Diabetes cannot come soon enough for these outrageous little fat cunts. Dress up as Jimmy Savile....that will get rid of the fuckers.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 (edited) Fucking hell Punky. Wasn't today the only day you can wear your ridiculous golf wear and not look like the most retarded cunt in your village? Edited October 31, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps Fucking hairy fanny twat minge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: Rothers was always in the shower when the kids came round. Every year. In the shower. What are the odds? He took his genital hygiene very seriously indeed, that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: And so it begins. So far we have had 15 knocks on the door and not one child has been under 10 stone. The last cunt who turned up appeared to have dressed up as Marlon Brando in his latter years, and immediately proceeded to plunge his pudgy paws into a bag of Chuppa Chups and abscond with 7 lolly's. Diabetes cannot come soon enough for these outrageous little fat cunts. You miserable old dog Deco. Buy yourself an air pistol and have some sport fella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He took his genital hygiene very seriously indeed, that man. Luckily for him, in prison Jewdy always had his back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 I'd suggest throwing boiling hot chip fat on their heads. If they say trick or treat, it is fair and reasonable that they are sometimes tricked. And the real porkers will regard it as a treat anyway and drink the lot. Disgusting Tuskers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's the little squirts who turn up wearing just a witches hat that make me fucking smile. Make an effort for heavens sake. Had one still wearing his school uniform and a plastic fireman's helmet a few minutes ago. I used to go the full haul on Halloween as a kid, makeup, cloak, vampire teeth. Now it's just a bunch of midget civil servants walking around asking for sweets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 On Monday, October 31, 2016 at 7:12 PM, Decimus said: And so it begins. So far we have had 15 knocks on the door and not one child has been under 10 stone. The last cunt who turned up appeared to have dressed up as Marlon Brando in his latter years, and immediately proceeded to plunge his pudgy paws into a bag of Chuppa Chups and abscond with 7 lolly's. Diabetes cannot come soon enough for these outrageous little fat cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Now it's just a bunch of midget civil servants walking around asking for sweets... I've had John Bercow round twice already, begging for chomp bars. Isn't it the Halloween tradition in Newcastle for kids to bellow "Coke or Crack"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I've had John Bercow round twice already, begging for chomp bars. Isn't it the Halloween tradition in Newcastle for kids to bellow "Coke or Crack"? Kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've had John Bercow round twice already, begging for chomp bars. Isn't it the Halloween tradition in Newcastle for kids to bellow "Coke or Crack"? Johnny wants his Chompies.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Had one still wearing his school uniform and a plastic fireman's helmet a few minutes ago. I used to go the full haul on Halloween as a kid, makeup, cloak, vampire teeth. Now it's just a bunch of midget civil servants walking around asking for sweets... Are you sure it wasn't the Village People? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 We're passing out Dignitas brochures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 We have about 12 or 13 gormless little cunts standing there. They don't even say anything. I open the door and just stare at the little smelly urchins. Only the fat cunt parents say trick or treat standing at the end of the drive. Must admit tho I used to trick or treat up until bout 16. The money I earned went on binge drinking lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Dress up as Jimmy Savile....that will get rid of the fuckers.. Now then now then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Thank fuck that this bollox is over. Now can everyone grow up and forget about killer clowns. Stupid cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 13 hours ago, Decimus said: And so it begins. So far we have had 15 knocks on the door and not one child has been under 10 stone. The last cunt who turned up appeared to have dressed up as Marlon Brando in his latter years, and immediately proceeded to plunge his pudgy paws into a bag of Chuppa Chups and abscond with 7 lolly's. Diabetes cannot come soon enough for these outrageous little fat cunts. To be fair Decs, you probably could have caught Brando and given him a kicking in the street as a very public warning to anyone else who fancied taking advantage of your generous nature. Surely the parents should call it a night for their gargantuan offspring when the bucket they're collecting in is overflowing with disgusting sweets and chocolates. I'd offer them to come bobbing for apples and aid them with a heavy hand on the back of their heads until they'd ceased breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 10 hours ago, Bubba C said: To be fair Decs, you probably could have caught Brando and given him a kicking in the street as a very public warning to anyone else who fancied taking advantage of your generous nature. Surely the parents should call it a night for their gargantuan offspring when the bucket they're collecting in is overflowing with disgusting sweets and chocolates. I'd offer them to come bobbing for apples and aid them with a heavy hand on the back of their heads until they'd ceased breathing. Or, the apples could be in a deep fat fryer! The cunts would think they're at a MaccyD's for super sized french fry day, and stick their head in the oil and end it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 On 31/10/2016 at 7:22 PM, Cuntybaws said: I especially love the "six pack" which appears to have been spray painted on by a blind idiot. Keef's lost a bit of weight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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