Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Time these twats were erradicated, Mr Brunel fucked up you border with a bridge back in 1859 .. Saltash is suburb of Plymouth and the rest of Cornwall is a wasteland and the Bretons who attended this protest should be burned at the stake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 It's like Cup Final day in Middle Earth, isn't it? Beardie-weirdies, real-ale drinkers, crusties, beerguts - and a few blokes too. Middle class cunts that need the frisson of being a persecuted pretend minority. Get over yourselves you stupid cunts! You're not the Ross and Demelza for the Hipsters'. Your economy is completely reliant on tourist £'s from the Anglo-Saxon oppressors and your pasties taste like cobblers foreskins, baked until they could be used as re-entry protection for the space shuttle. Trelawney was a cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Dig a ditch along the Devon border and sell the cunts to the fucking French. Or any other cunt. If they don't want to be English, we don't want the cunts.if they stay, toxic waste disposal, bomb range and nuclear waste dump spring to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 I do keep reminding them that it is Devon "and Cornwall" and that they are nothing more than an appendage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Time these twats were erradicated, Mr Brunel fucked up you border with a bridge back in 1859 .. Saltash is suburb of Plymouth and the rest of Cornwall is a wasteland and the Bretons who attended this protest should be burned at the stake. Careful down there Pen. These people are really angry. If it carries on they might even become absolutely fuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Time these twats were erradicated, Mr Brunel fucked up you border with a bridge back in 1859 .. Saltash is suburb of Plymouth and the rest of Cornwall is a wasteland and the Bretons who attended this protest should be burned at the stake. Too much time on their hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Shouldn't they have a Whicker Man for occasions like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 If they want to be a proper minority than let's oblige by stringing a few of the fuckers up from the nearest tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 23 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Shouldn't they have a Whicker Man for occasions like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 9 hours ago, Manky said: Dig a ditch along the Devon border and sell the cunts to the fucking French. Or any other cunt. If they don't want to be English, we don't want the cunts.if they stay, toxic waste disposal, bomb range and nuclear waste dump spring to mind. Chemical and biological warfare testing comes to mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Tin mining, sea shanty singing, smuggling fucking cunts. Cornwall is a carbuncle on the arse end of England and should be lanced immediately, preferably with a huge payload of Exocet missiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Chemical and biological warfare testing comes to mind... I was actually thinking more of a full scale strike. I have heard we don't get new Trident missiles until we have used the old ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 All very well and good but listen to these cunts and most of them have cockney or northern accents. The dumb yokel equivalent to the professional protester. Fucking wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Hector said: All very well and good but listen to these cunts and most of them have cockney or northern accents. The dumb yokel equivalent to the professional protester. Fucking wankers. An avatar that doesn't make me want to skull fuck you with a pneumatic drill...Check. A post that isn't absolute fucking bollocks... Check. It's good to see how much you've grown, Hector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 10 hours ago, Manky said: I was actually thinking more of a full scale strike. I have heard we don't get new Trident missiles until we have used the old ones. Seems to merciful for that lot. A millisecond of brilliant light, and they're vaporized. I am of the belief their suffering should be prolonged and horrendously painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 46 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Seems to merciful for that lot. A millisecond of brilliant light, and they're vaporized. I am of the belief their suffering should be prolonged and horrendously painful. I can't remember what they call is, is it emmets or grockles or some such shite. The fucking useless unemployable tin miners have a lot in common with them sheep shaggers on the other side of the Bristol Channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: I can't remember what they call is, is it emmets or grockles or some such shite. The fucking useless unemployable tin miners have a lot in common with them sheep shaggers on the other side of the Bristol Channel. You might be trying to make a valid point here, manky, but as I am not fluent in idiot, you've lost me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 57 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You might be trying to make a valid point here, manky, but as I am not fluent in idiot, you've lost me. No problem. I will translate it into gay, druid backward mong just for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Manky said: The fucking useless unemployable tin miners have a lot in common with them sheep shaggers on the other side of the Bristol Channel. I'm wondering more than ever about your capacity for sarcasm and grasp of British history. If I gave you the benefit of the doubt, I'd assume that this was a tongue in cheek retort worthy of praise. However, as you have displayed overwhelming tendencies towards being a stupid fucking cunt, I feel that I must remind you that there is a reason why the Welsh and Cornish have a lot in common. Consult your ladybird book of history and then get back to me, you fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm wondering more than ever about your capacity for sarcasm and grasp of British history. If I gave you the benefit of the doubt, I'd assume that this was a tongue in cheek retort worthy of praise. However, as you have displayed overwhelming tendencies towards being a stupid fucking cunt, I feel that I must remind you that there is a reason why the Welsh and Cornish have a lot in common. Consult your ladybird book of history and then get back to me, you fucking idiot. Fuck off you dick. Never let the facts get in the way of anything. I am proud to be a stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Fuck off you dick. Never let the facts get in the way of anything. I am proud to be a stupid fucking cunt. Just as well really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: I can't remember what they call is, is it emmets or grockles or some such shite. The fucking useless unemployable tin miners have a lot in common with them sheep shaggers on the other side of the Bristol Channel. Its in Devon where we call incomers and tourists grockles and variners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 39 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Its in Devon where we call incomers and tourists grockles and variners. Plovers usually lay their eggs after local rains. They lay up to four eggs on the ground in a small depression in open areas so they can see their predators. However, these birds have now come to accept flat roofs as a suitable nesting site, as they are generally safe from humans and predation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 7 hours ago, Punkape said: Plovers usually lay their eggs after local rains. They lay up to four eggs on the ground in a small depression in open areas so they can see their predators. However, these birds have now come to accept flat roofs as a suitable nesting site, as they are generally safe from humans and predation. Informative and fun. Have you been taking notes whilst Bill Oddie engages you in pillow talk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 On 31/10/2016 at 5:48 PM, Cuntybaws said: Never thought I'd have to look at his face again, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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